From Mr. Hankey's Toys Customers

★★★★★

Bought the double dildo large. Wow does it feel great. Need to get it in the largest size next. Love the way it open me up and stretches my hole. Thanks Mr. Hankey's toys. I will buy again soon.

Timothy Geelhaar
★★★★★

I bought the XXXcalibur L last month and After some training I am able to take 3/4 of him. Within few days I am sure that I Will shift to the balls. It Is simple fantastic

Michele Lostia
★★★★★

They went above and beyond to make everything good with my order. Very impressed with how they treated me as a customer, and there product is way above other manufactures on the market

Steven Schmuland

MATEO REALISTIC DILDO - FOUR SIZES | MrHankeysToys

MATEO REALISTIC DILDO - FOUR SIZES | MrHankeysToys
MATEO REALISTIC DILDO - FOUR SIZES | MrHankeysToys
MATEO REALISTIC DILDO - FOUR SIZES | MrHankeysToys
MATEO REALISTIC DILDO - FOUR SIZES | MrHankeysToys
MATEO REALISTIC DILDO - FOUR SIZES | MrHankeysToys
MATEO REALISTIC DILDO - FOUR SIZES | MrHankeysToys
MATEO REALISTIC DILDO - FOUR SIZES | MrHankeysToys
MATEO REALISTIC DILDO - FOUR SIZES | MrHankeysToys
MATEO REALISTIC DILDO - FOUR SIZES | MrHankeysToys

MATEO REALISTIC DILDO - FOUR SIZES | MrHankeysToys

 

The Riveting Tales of MATEO: Fly High with Desire!

Up, Up, and Away with MrHankeysToys!

Every once in a while, a tantalizing twist of fate introduces us to an extraordinary story that's too scorching hot to resist. And at HankeysToys, such fiery tales get immortalized in the form of our legendary dildos. Enter MATEO - a pleasure pilot that's about to navigate the turbulent skies of your deepest desires.

A Fantasy Dildo with an Altitude!

Fly first class with Mateo's tempting topography. Each ridge, vein, and curve of this fantasy dildo is a tribute to the real-life commercial aviator it mirrors. And just like the way he controls his jumbo jet in the skies, MATEO promises to take control in the bedroom, steering you into the realm of the erotic unknown.

Custom Dildo: Direct Flight to Pleasure

When you think of custom dildo experiences, think of the unexpected detours and the delightful layovers that Mateo offers. His story, intertwined with the essence of HankeysToys, offers an intimate journey that's personally crafted for your desires. So, fasten your seatbelt and get ready to embark on a pleasure flight with a pilot who knows how to handle his equipment.

Monster Dildo: Elevate the Intensity

Mateo might control massive machines in the air, but down on the ground, he's got another monster equipment that's raring to go. This monster dildo isn't just about size; it's about the depth of sensation and the altitude of ecstasy. As he'd say, "Come and get it while it's hot!"

The Realism of MATEO: Authentic Adventures Await

It's one thing to dream; it's another to experience. With its hyper-realistic texture and design, Mateo is the perfect blend of a realistic dildo and a cock dildo. A penis dildo with a story, a legacy, and an invitation for wild, uninhibited escapades.

Thick Dildo: More than Just Girth

The allure of Mateo is not just in its length but also in its glorious girth. Every inch of this thick dildo promises to stretch, fill, and satisfy. And for those who crave more, this fat dildo is like a sumptuous feast that leaves you longing for the next course.

Gaping Dildo: Deep Dive into Desire

Take the plunge, go deeper, and explore the caverns of carnality with Mateo. Crafted meticulously by the artisans at MrHankeysToys, this gaping dildo is not for the faint-hearted but for the daring souls seeking new pinnacles of pleasure.

Seize the Moment with the Sumptuous Mateo!

Up-Close & Personal at the MrHankeysToys Headquarters

The aura was electric; the atmosphere was thick with anticipation. There he stood, in the throbbing heart of our warehouse, presenting to us not just his courage but the tantalizing testament of his virility. Our pulse raced, eyes widened, and mouths watered as Mateo’s engorged member demanded our undivided attention, offering an irresistible invitation.

A Mesmerizing Display of Manhood

We, at HankeysToys, have witnessed many sights, but this? This was a spectacle of sheer masculine prowess! Before he could spread his wings and soar back into the skies, we knew we had to immortalize this magnificent moment. And so, without missing a beat, we decided to encapsulate Mateo's beer-can-thick arousal, preserving its juicy details for those who lust for the exceptional.

Customize Your Mateo Experience

One size doesn't fit all, especially when it comes to pleasure. This is why, while Mateo's Medium model gives you the genuine feel of his tantalizing thickness, we've played around a bit. Whether you're hungry for more or desire just a tease, Mateo's been sculpted in various sizes, ensuring every inch of your cravings are catered to. This thick dildo’s engorged dimensions can be felt in every thrust, every tease, and every pulsating pleasure.

Unveiling Mateo in All His Glory

For those who are visually inclined and need a little sneak peek before diving deep, our YouTube channel unveils all the intimate details of the Mateo experience. Watch, get enticed, and let your imagination run wild.

Handcrafted Aesthetics

Like a painter's palette, each of our dildos boasts unique, hand-mixed shades. While Mateo basks in the sensual glow of Natural Tan, remember, just like in real life, slight tonal variations make each piece a distinct masterpiece.

Discover the Magic of Platinum-Cured Silicone

Touch of Luxury with Every Thrust

When you think you've tasted the pinnacle of pleasure with Mateo, we raise the bar higher. MrHankeysToys takes pride in using platinum-cured silicone for all our dildos. This is no ordinary material, darling. It’s a luxurious blend that feels buttery soft against your skin, ensuring every entry and exit is smooth, titillating, and entirely safe.

Fantasy Meets Safety

Dive deep into your darkest, most tantalizing fantasies without a care in the world. Our body-safe fantasy dildos are crafted with utmost precision, ensuring they are as safe as they are seductive. Whether it's a monster dildo that you desire or a realistic dildo that reminds you of someone special, trust that you're in secure, sinfully pleasurable hands.

Unleash Your Desires with Custom Dildos

Standard just doesn't cut it for some, and why should it? HankeysToys believes in tailoring pleasure. Our custom dildo range lets you tweak, modify, and adjust until your intimate toy fits just right, echoing your unique desires.

Strap Up and Play On

For those seeking domination, or perhaps a role reversal, our Vac-U-Lock and Strap-On dildos are what fantasies are made of. Be it pegging sex games that get you going or just the mere idea of strapping on power, we've got you covered. From straight to gay, lesbian to bisexual, our dildos cater to every shade of passion.

Colors That Set the Mood

Intimacy is an art, and every artist needs their palette. Choose from an array of hand-mixed, sultry colors, each echoing a mood, a fantasy, a midnight dream. Whether it's a Natural Tan that feels real or a deep maroon that sets the play mood, our shades aim to please, tease, and excite!

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