THICKY NICKY - FOUR SIZES
A Closer Look at the Thicky Nicky Dildo
Meet the Thicky Nicky — a handcrafted realistic dildo from Mr Hankey's Toys built around one clear idea: girth without overwhelming length. Where most big toys pile on inches of depth, the Thicky Nicky keeps the insertable length comparatively short and pours everything into width. It's a stout, veined, lifelike piece for people who want intense fullness they can actually take, and it comes in four escalating sizes so you can match the girth to your experience.
Why "girth without length" is its own category. Depth and width are different challenges for the body. A long toy tests how deep you can comfortably go; a thick-but-short toy like the Thicky Nicky tests stretch at the entrance and lower canal without asking for much depth at all. That makes it a favorite for people who love the feeling of fullness but don't want — or can't comfortably take — a lot of insertable length. Read the mid-shaft girth, not the length, as the number that matters here.
Key Features — Thicky Nicky
| Girth-forward, short profile | Maximum fullness with modest insertable length — the defining trait |
| Stout, realistic sculpt | In the lineage of stocky lifecasts — handcrafted with realistic light vein detail |
| Four escalating sizes | Large → XL → XXXL → 4XL, so you can grow into the girth |
| Body-safe silicone | Certified body-safe (per Mr Hankey's) — non-porous, hypoallergenic, easy to clean |
| Natural curves & texture | Lifelike surface for realistic sensation without heavy ridging |
| Strap-on ready (Large) | The Large includes a 3" strap-on ring; the bigger sizes do not |
Size Chart — Four Sizes
The number that matters most here is mid-shaft girth, not length. Even the Large is a thick 9.25" around, and the 4XL reaches a massive 14.25" while staying just 10.25" insertable.
| Measurement | Large | XL | XXXL | 4XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Head circ. (rim) | 7.5" (19.1 cm) | 8.9" (22.6 cm) | 10.25" (26.0 cm) | 11.6" (29.5 cm) |
| Middle circ. (widest) | 9.25" (23.5 cm) | 10.8" (27.4 cm) | 12.5" (31.8 cm) | 14.25" (36.2 cm) |
| Base circ. | 9.1" (23.1 cm) | 10.6" (26.9 cm) | 12.1" (30.7 cm) | 14" (35.6 cm) |
| Insertable length | 6.75" (17.2 cm) | 8" (20.3 cm) | 9.25" (23.5 cm) | 10.25" (26.0 cm) |
| Overall length | 9.5" (24.1 cm) | 11.5" (29.2 cm) | 13" (33.0 cm) | 14.5" (36.8 cm) |
| Strap-on ring | 3" (7.62 cm) | — | — | — |
| Texture | Realistic with light vein detail (all sizes) | |||
Colors are hand-mixed and tones vary (pictured in Natural Tan). Go by the mid-shaft girth figure when judging fit — it's the widest point and the real test.
Find Your Size
Four sizes — pick by the girth you can comfortably take
| Large | The entry point — ideal for those newer to genuinely thick toys, at 9.25" mid-shaft and just 6.75" insertable |
| XL | A step up in fullness (10.8" mid-shaft) that stays manageable for intermediate users |
| XXXL | For experienced users ready for extreme girth — 12.5" around at the middle |
| 4XL | The boldest option — a massive 14.25" mid-shaft for the ultimate girth-centric experience |
The jumps in girth between sizes are large. Be honest about what you can take — as Mr Hankey's puts it, don't let your eyes get greedier than your body can comfortably manage.
Who It's For
A good match if you…
- Love the feeling of fullness but don't want a lot of insertable depth
- Want a stout, realistic sculpt with natural vein detail
- Are working up your girth tolerance and want sizes to grow into
- Prefer stretch at the entrance over deep length
Rethink — or size down — if you…
- Are new to thick toys — start at Large, not XL or above
- Are drawn to the XXXL/4XL on looks alone — these are extreme girth
- Need a strap-on ring — only the Large includes one
- Are chasing length rather than width — this is deliberately short
General guidance only — comfort varies person to person. Girth is the challenge here, not depth; warm up thoroughly and use plenty of lube.
Material & Body Safety
What it's made of, and why it matters
- Material: certified body-safe silicone (per Mr Hankey's Toys) — hypoallergenic and durable
- Non-porous: no microscopic pores to harbor bacteria, so it can be cleaned thoroughly between uses
- Lubricant — water-based recommended: Mr Hankey's recommends a water-based lubricant for the Thicky Nicky. Apply generously — with a girth-forward toy, plenty of lube at the head and rim makes the stretch far more comfortable, and reapply as needed.
- Cleaning: wash with warm water and mild soap or a toy-safe cleaner; rinse thoroughly and air-dry fully
- Storage: store dry in a cool, dark place, on its own, to preserve the silicone and color
Material & safety information last reviewed: 08/04/2026, based on Mr Hankey's Toys product specifications.
What to Expect & How to Use It
The Thicky Nicky is all about the stretch at entry. Because the insertable length is modest, the sensation lives at the rim and lower canal rather than deep inside — the fullness hits early and stays. That's the appeal, and it's also why lube and warm-up matter more than depth control here.
- Lube generously at the head and rim with a water-based lubricant — girth needs more lube than length does
- Ease the widest point in slowly — the mid-shaft is the real test, not the tip
- Warm up thoroughly — stretch tolerance builds with time and relaxation
- Size up gradually — if the Large is comfortable, then consider the XL; don't skip tiers
- For strap-on play, only the Large includes a ring (3") — match it to your harness
FAQs — Thicky Nicky
How many sizes does the Thicky Nicky come in?
Four: Large, XL, XXXL, and 4XL. Mid-shaft girth runs from a thick 9.25" up to a massive 14.25", while insertable length stays modest at 6.75" to 10.25". Check the size chart carefully — the girth jumps between sizes are large.
Why is it so short compared to how thick it is?
That's the whole point. The Thicky Nicky is designed for girth without overwhelming length, so the fullness hits at the entrance and lower canal rather than deep inside. It's ideal if you love the stretch but don't want a lot of insertable depth.
Does it have a strap-on ring?
Only the Large includes a strap-on ring (3"). The XL, XXXL, and 4XL do not. If you're planning harness play, choose the Large.
Which size should I start with?
If you're newer to genuinely thick toys, start with the Large at 9.25" mid-shaft. Move up a tier only once that's comfortable — the girth increases meaningfully at each step, and it's easier on the body to build up gradually.
What's it made of, and is it body-safe?
Certified body-safe, hypoallergenic silicone, per Mr Hankey's Toys. Non-porous and easy to clean thoroughly. See the Material & Body Safety section above for full detail.
How do I buy it, and who ships it?
The Thicky Nicky is sold and shipped by Mr Hankey's Toys. Use the links on this page to view current sizes, colors, and pricing and to complete your order on their site. We may earn a commission at no extra cost to you.
Ready for Maximum Fullness?
If you want intense, realistic girth without a lot of length to manage — a stout, veined, handcrafted piece with four sizes to grow into — the Thicky Nicky delivers exactly that. Pick your size, choose a colorway, and head over to Mr Hankey's Toys to make it yours.
Please note: Product details, specifications, sizes, colors, availability, and pricing shown here are based on information from Mr Hankey's Toys and may have changed since this page was last updated. Colors are hand-mixed and may vary, and a product may be discontinued without our knowledge. Always confirm the current details on Mr Hankey's Toys before completing your purchase.
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