TOPHER MICHELS - FOUR SIZES
A Closer Look at the Topher Michels Dildo
The Topher Michels from Mr Hankey's Toys is a handcrafted, lifecast realistic dildo modeled on the adult performer of the same name. It's a faithful reproduction — a contoured, rounded head into a full-bodied, veined shaft that widens toward the base. Offered across four sizes, the same lifecast sculpt scales from a compact Original up to a fantasy-scale XXXL, so there's a Topher Michels for a first realistic toy and one for the most experienced size player. Hand-poured in platinum-cured silicone.
What "lifecast" actually means. A lifecast is molded directly from the real subject rather than sculpted from imagination, so the proportions, head shape, and vein pattern are a faithful reproduction rather than an artistic interpretation. On the Topher Michels, that real anatomy widens toward the base — so the fullest stretch builds as you go deeper, peaking near the base rather than at entry. Mr Hankey's scales that master sculpt across four sizes so you can choose the girth and length that suit you.
Key Features — Topher Michels
| Authentic lifecast | Modeled on the real performer — a faithful reproduction, not a generic realistic sculpt |
| Rounded, contoured head | A lifelike head leading into the full-bodied shaft |
| Base-heavy, building stretch | Widens toward the base — the fullness builds toward full depth |
| Veined, textured shaft | Smooth, realistic surface with natural vein detail |
| Four escalating sizes | Original through XXXL — the same sculpt scaled for beginners to advanced size enthusiasts |
| Platinum-cured silicone | Body-safe, non-porous, hypoallergenic — durable and easy to clean thoroughly |
Size Chart — Four Sizes
The same lifecast sculpt scales dramatically across the range, and the base is the widest point on every size. Read the base girth and insertable length carefully — the XXXL base reaches a huge 13.25". Note the strap-on ring is only on the Medium and LG/XL.
| Measurement | Original | Medium | LG/XL | XXXL |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Head circ. (rim) | 5" (12.7 cm) | 6.75" (17.2 cm) | 8.5" (21.6 cm) | 10.5" (26.7 cm) |
| Middle circ. | 5.6" (14.2 cm) | 7.75" (19.7 cm) | 9.75" (24.8 cm) | 12" (30.5 cm) |
| Base circ. (widest) | 6" (15.2 cm) | 8.5" (21.6 cm) | 11.25" (28.6 cm) | 13.25" (33.7 cm) |
| Insertable length | 4.9" (12.5 cm) | 6.75" (17.2 cm) | 8.6" (21.8 cm) | 10.25" (26.0 cm) |
| Overall length | 6.4" (16.3 cm) | 8.5" (21.6 cm) | 10.75" (27.3 cm) | 13" (33.0 cm) |
| Strap-on ring | — | 2.5" (6.35 cm) | 3" (7.62 cm) | — |
Texture is smooth and realistic with veins across all sizes. Colors are hand-mixed and tones vary (pictured in Natural Tan). The base is the widest point on every size.
Who It's For
A good match if you…
- Want an authentic lifecast of the real performer rather than a generic shape
- Are anywhere from newer (Original/Medium) to highly experienced (LG/XL, XXXL)
- Enjoy a stretch that builds toward the base rather than peaking at entry
- Like a rounded head and realistic vein detail
Rethink — or size down — if you…
- Are drawn to the LG/XL or XXXL on looks alone — 11.25–13.25" base girth is extreme
- Need a strap-on ring — only the Medium and LG/XL include one
- Prefer a tapered shape that eases off toward the base
- Aren't comfortable building to the base girth on your chosen size
General guidance only — comfort varies person to person. Because the stretch builds toward the base, go slow on depth and let the fullness ramp — pick the size just past your current comfort rather than the largest.
Material & Body Safety
What it's made of, and why it matters
- Material: platinum-cured silicone (per Mr Hankey's Toys) — the higher-grade silicone cure, valued for purity and durability; hypoallergenic
- Non-porous: no microscopic pores to harbor bacteria, so it can be cleaned thoroughly between uses
- Lubricant — water-based recommended: Mr Hankey's recommends a water-based lubricant for the Topher Michels. Apply generously at the head and along the shaft, and reapply as needed — especially on the larger sizes as you build toward the wider base.
- Cleaning: wash with warm water and mild soap or a toy-safe cleaner; rinse thoroughly and air-dry fully
- Storage: store dry in a cool, dark place, on its own, to preserve the silicone and color
Material & safety information last reviewed: 08/04/2026, based on Mr Hankey's Toys product specifications.
What to Expect & How to Use It
The Topher Michels is a realistic, base-heavy piece. The rounded head eases entry — it's the narrowest point — and the veined shaft widens toward the base, so the fullest stretch builds as you go deeper rather than at the start. Across four sizes the experience ranges from compact (Original) to seriously demanding (XXXL), so match the size to where you actually are.
- Lube generously at the head with a water-based lubricant, and reapply along the shaft
- Let the head ease in first — it's the narrowest point, so entry is the easy part
- Go slow as it widens — the stretch builds toward the base, so don't rush the last inches
- Warm up thoroughly — especially on the larger sizes, where the base girth is extreme
- Size up gradually — the same sculpt scales across the range, so build from where you're comfortable
- For strap-on play, choose Medium (2.5") or LG/XL (3") — the Original and XXXL have no ring
FAQs — Topher Michels
Is this an authentic lifecast of Topher Michels?
Yes — it's a lifecast realistic dildo modeled on the performer by Mr Hankey's Toys, reproducing his anatomy in body-safe silicone rather than being a generic realistic sculpt. The same master sculpt is scaled across all four sizes.
How many sizes does it come in?
Four: Original, Medium, LG/XL, and XXXL. Insertable length runs from 4.9" up to 10.25", and base girth (the widest point) from 6" up to a huge 13.25". Check the size chart carefully and pick by base girth and length.
Why is the base wider than the middle?
Because it's a faithful lifecast, the Topher Michels widens toward the base like the real anatomy. That means the fullness builds gradually the deeper you go and peaks near the base rather than at entry — an easy start and a progressively fuller finish.
Do all sizes have a strap-on ring?
No — only the Medium (2.5") and LG/XL (3") include a strap-on ring. The Original and XXXL do not. If you're planning harness play, choose the Medium or LG/XL.
What's it made of, and is it body-safe?
Platinum-cured, hypoallergenic silicone, per Mr Hankey's Toys. Non-porous and easy to clean thoroughly. See the Material & Body Safety section above for full detail.
How do I buy it, and who ships it?
The Topher Michels is sold and shipped by Mr Hankey's Toys. Use the links on this page to view current sizes, colors, and pricing and to complete your order on their site. We may earn a commission at no extra cost to you.
Bring the Topher Michels Home
If you want an authentic lifecast piece with genuine realism and a four-size range to grow into — a rounded head, veined shaft, and a base-building stretch — the Topher Michels delivers. Pick your size, choose a colorway, and head over to Mr Hankey's Toys to make it yours.
Please note: Product details, specifications, sizes, colors, availability, and pricing shown here are based on information from Mr Hankey's Toys and may have changed since this page was last updated. Colors are hand-mixed and may vary, and a product may be discontinued without our knowledge. Always confirm the current details on Mr Hankey's Toys before completing your purchase.
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