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The Dildo Hub was mentioned in Slate’s coverage of modern sexuality.
Your cry for love will be heard: Sizzling Simon is here and ready to stimulate you and pamper you with vibration and stimulation at the same time. Because double is just better. Without any electrical device or cable, the all-rounder vibrates, tickles and pulsates with pleasure inside you. The smooth 27 cm long and up to 4.3 cm wide silicone body of this e-stim vibrator makes you tremble wonderfully - you get as hot as lava. Heart, you can have no more.
Vibration
Sizzling Simon has two sources of vibration: one in the tip and one in the shaft. With 8 different programs and 5 different strengths, the two play together quite skilfully. United they do their best to find the most varied way to drive you to ecstasy.
E-Stim
Each of the five stimulation current programs of this e-stim vibrator is designed to give you a new tingling emotional experience. Sizzling Simon's conductive surfaces run along the sides and have 10 different levels of intensity to make the stimulation as even as possible.
Pelvic floor training
You know how we are: 8 vibration programs and 5 different stimulation current variants were not enough for us. So our Sizzling Simon also has a training program on board. It strengthens the muscles of your pelvic floor, which has been shown to improve the ability to orgasm. The various functions can be controlled very easily using the navigation keys in the handle. You can choose whether you want to use stimulation current and vibration combined, or just one of them.
Cleaning
Sizzling Simon is made of 100% medical grade platinum silicone. This makes it not just really hygienic, but also easy to clean with some damp tissue and mild suds. Its long-lasting lithium-ion battery can be charged using the included Mystim magnet charge USB cable. Even with current and vibration running simultaneously at the highest setting, a fully charged Sizzling Simon will operate for at least 3 hours before it loses potency. So, get ready for an endlessly beautiful pleasure.
We offer Free Economy Shipping on all U.S. orders over $139.
Shipping is calculated at checkout before payment is processed. All shipping rates are flat-rate and will not change based on the weight or size of your order. TheDildoHub covers any additional shipping costs; you will never be charged more than the advertised rate.
| Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
|---|---|---|---|
| Free Economy | 5–7 Business Days | Free (>$139) | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground |
| Economy Shipping | 5–7 Business Days | $10.95 | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard |
| Standard Shipping | 3–5 Business Days | $24.95 | USPS Priority Mail, UPS Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, OnTrac Express |
| Priority 3-Day | 3 Business Days | $31.95 | FedEx Express Saver, UPS 3 Day Select, USPS Priority Mail Express |
We use USPS, FedEx, UPS, OnTrac, and occasionally DHL eCommerce to provide reliable nationwide shipping based on your region and selected service.
No carrier can truly guarantee it in practice; even express services are only guaranteed on paper and remain subject to delays. This avoids confusion and frustration for everyone.
Our global carriers include USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL depending on the destination and shipping tier.
Please allow 1–2 business days for your order to be processed and dispatched. Orders with priority shipping are given expedited handling and ship the same business day if submitted before 1 PM PST.
Weekend delivery is not guaranteed. All delivery timeframes refer to business days (Monday–Friday).
If an item is on backorder, we’ll notify you by email. Backordered items ship as soon as available at no extra shipping charge. For updates or cancellations, contact support@thedildohub.com with your order number.
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However, we proudly stand behind every product we ship. If your item arrives defective, damaged, or not working as intended, we offer a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee; we’ll replace it immediately, no questions asked.
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