Mystique 8.3 Inch Silicone Unicorn Dildo w/ Suction Cup

Folks, the Mystique 8.3 Inch Silicone Unicorn Dildo turns fairytale fantasy into filthy reality. Its spiraling horn twists deep, grinding your walls with ridges that thrill with every thrust, while the silky-smooth silicone keeps each glide magical. Painted in dreamy shades of purple, blue, and orange, it’s the kind of unicorn that doesn’t grant wishes — it makes you scream them.

Made from premium, body-safe silicone, Mystique’s powerful suction base anchors your hands-free rides or locks into a harness for magical pegging and cosplay. Firm, flexible, and ready to enchant your every craving, this is one myth worth believing in.

Ships from sunny Cal with discreet shipping, plain packaging, privacy-safe billing, and free mystery goodies in every order.

28 Jan. Estimated arrival
25 Jan. Order placed
26-27 Jan. Order dispatches
28 Jan. Delivered!
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Horn of Desire — Mystique 8.3 Inch Unicorn Dildo

Folks, sometimes a fairytale needs a filthy twist. The Mystique 8.3 Inch Silicone Unicorn Dildo is a swirling horn of pure magic designed to make your holes throb with fantasy. Its thick, twisted ridges grind against you with every thrust, while the smooth, plush silicone keeps things silky and safe.

Painted in soft hues of purple, blue, and orange, Mystique looks like it stepped right out of a mythical dream. Slam its powerful suction cup base down for hands-free riding or strap it into a harness for pegging, roleplay, and wild unicorn cosplay. Built from phthalate-free, premium silicone, it’s sturdy, flexible, and ready to take your body on a magical, dirty ride.


Enchanted Features — Mystique Unicorn

Design Twisting unicorn horn shaft in purple, blue & orange swirl
Texture Ridges and bumps along twisted horn for intense stimulation
Base Wide suction cup; strap-on harness compatible
Material Premium silicone — silky, plush, phthalate-free
Fantasy Use Mythical roleplay, unicorn cosplay, magical pegging fun
Lube Compatibility Use only with water-based lubricants

Magical Stats for Your Holes ;)

  • Overall Length: 8.3 in (21 cm)
  • Insertable Length: 7.3 in (18.5 cm)
  • Diameter: 1.5 in (3.8 cm) narrowest, 2.4 in (6.1 cm) widest — circumference approx. 4.7 in (12 cm) to 7.5 in (19 cm)
  • Weight: 1.33 lb (0.6 kg)
  • Colors: Purple, blue, orange
  • Care: Wash warm water + mild soap, spray with toy cleaner, air dry, store cool and dark

Ride the Myth Tonight

The Mystique 8.3 Inch Silicone Unicorn Dildo is built for dreamers who love their fantasies dirty — swirling ridges, magical colors, and a suction cup that lets you ride till dawn. Take the horn home from The Dildo Hub today — discreet shipping, discreet billing, and a sexy little extra in every order.

Discreet Shipping & Billing

Last Updated: January 2026

Your Privacy Is Our Priority
Every order ships in plain, unmarked packaging—brown boxes or poly mailers with no logos, no product descriptions, and nothing that reveals the contents. Your credit card statement shows Sp Tdh-Br, not "TheDildoHub." Privacy isn't an upgrade—it's standard on every order.

Note: Some banks may display a slightly different or truncated version of this descriptor—this is determined by your financial institution and is outside our control.


What Discreet Shipping Means

Every package we send is prepared with your privacy in mind:

Plain packaging: Standard brown cardboard boxes or plain poly mailers
No branding: No logos, no product names, no "TheDildoHub" anywhere on the exterior
Neutral return address: Shows a city and state only—no business name
Carrier barcodes only: The only markings are your shipping label and carrier tracking info

If someone sees your package on your doorstep, in your mailroom, or being carried by you, they will have no way to know what's inside. Even carrier employees who handle your package cannot tell from the exterior that it contains intimate products.


Free Discreet Shipping

We offer Free Super Saver Shipping on all U.S. orders over $139. Every shipment—free or paid—receives the same discreet packaging treatment.


Order Processing & Fulfillment

Orders placed by 1:00 PM PT on business days are fulfilled and shipped the same day. Orders placed after 1:00 PM PT, or on weekends or federal holidays, ship the next business day.

Tracking information may take 24–48 hours to update after your order ships.


Shipping Rates

All shipping rates are flat-rate per order (not by weight) and apply to U.S. destinations in all states—same price whether you're in Manhattan or rural Alaska. TheDildoHub covers any additional shipping costs; you will never be charged more than the advertised rate.

Domestic shipping methods (United States) — All shipments are 100% discreet
Method Transit Time Price Typical Services Used
Super Saver (Free) 7–12 Business Days Free (>$139) USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground
Economy 5–7 Business Days $10.95 USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard
Express 3–5 Business Days $24.95 USPS Priority Mail, FedEx Home Delivery, UPS Ground, OnTrac Express
Priority 2–3 Business Days $34.95 USPS Priority Mail Express, FedEx Express Saver, FedEx 2Day, UPS 3 Day Select, UPS 2nd Day Air
Rush (1–2 Day) 1–2 Business Days $64.95 USPS Priority Mail Express, FedEx 2Day, FedEx Overnight, UPS 2nd Day Air, UPS Next Day Air Saver

Delivery estimates are transit times after your order ships (processing time not included). Transit times are estimates and not guaranteed; carrier delays, weather, and peak-season volume can affect delivery dates. If your order is significantly delayed, contact us and we'll help make it right.

About our domestic carriers

We use USPS, FedEx, UPS, and OnTrac to provide reliable nationwide shipping. Our fulfillment team automatically selects the best carrier based on your location, shipping speed, and package details. You cannot select a specific carrier, but rest assured—every carrier delivers your package in plain, unmarked packaging.

Carrier services by speed:

  • FedEx: Ground Economy, Ground, Home Delivery, Express Saver, 2Day, Overnight
  • UPS: SurePost, Ground, 3 Day Select, 2nd Day Air, Next Day Air Saver
  • USPS: Ground Advantage, Priority Mail, Priority Mail Express
  • OnTrac: Ground, Standard, Express
Last-mile delivery partners

We may occasionally use UniUni or SpeedX for final-mile delivery in certain areas. Think of these as "Uber for small packages"—crowdsourced delivery networks carefully vetted to meet our service and discretion standards. Your package remains in plain, unmarked packaging regardless of which carrier completes the final delivery.

Military address shipping (APO/FPO/DPO)

TheDildoHub is proud to serve American servicemen and women. Those who sacrifice everything for our wellbeing deserve access to quality intimate wellness products.

All military shipments go exclusively via USPS as required by military postal regulations. Tracking is always available. Delivery may take extra time due to military postal routing, but every shipment is prepared with the same discreet packaging standards—your privacy is protected no matter where you're stationed.

PO Box delivery

Yes, we ship discreetly to PO Boxes across the nation via USPS.

Why we don't guarantee delivery dates

No carrier can truly guarantee delivery in practice; even express services are only guaranteed on paper and remain subject to delays from weather, carrier volume, and other factors. Stating estimates rather than guarantees avoids confusion and frustration for everyone. If your shipment is significantly delayed, we'll work with you to make it right.

International carriers we use

Our global carriers include USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL depending on the destination and shipping tier. All international shipments receive the same discreet packaging as domestic orders.

International carrier services:

  • USPS: First-Class International, Priority Mail International, Priority Mail Express International
  • FedEx: International Economy, International Priority
  • UPS: Standard, Worldwide Expedited, Worldwide Express
  • DHL: eCommerce, Express
Countries we ship to

We ship internationally to Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia, New Zealand, and countries in the European Union including Germany, France, Netherlands, Spain, Italy, and more. For a complete list and additional details, see our International Shipping Policy.

Full international shipping policy

For complete details on international shipping—including customs duties, delivery times, and all countries we ship to—please visit our International Shipping Policy.


Where We Ship From

We ship from multiple fulfillment centers for fast, reliable nationwide coverage:

California: Huntington Beach, Chatsworth, Santa Ana
New Jersey: East Windsor

Our system automatically selects the best facility based on inventory and proximity to your address. Regardless of where your order ships from, every package is prepared to our strict discretion standards—plain packaging, no branding, complete privacy.


Customs and Brokerage Fees

International orders may be subject to customs duties, import taxes, or brokerage fees imposed by your country. These charges are not included in your order total and are the recipient's responsibility. Please consult your local customs office for details. For more information, see our International Shipping Policy.


Order Tracking

Once your order ships, you can track it via:

1. Order Confirmation Email — Click the tracking link in your shipping notification.
2. Shop App by Shopify — Download the free Shop app to track all your orders in one place.

If you have questions, contact us anytime at support@thedildohub.com.


Our 100% Satisfaction Guarantee

For health, safety, and environmental reasons, we do not accept returns on any item, used or unused.

However, we proudly stand behind every product we ship. If your item arrives defective, damaged, or not working as intended, we offer a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee—we'll replace it immediately, no questions asked.

To request a replacement:

  • Email us at support@thedildohub.com
  • Include your order number and product name
  • Briefly describe the issue
  • If the defect is visible, include a photo to speed up the process

Once validated, we'll ship your replacement item at no cost—in the same discreet packaging, of course.


Questions?

Contact us at support@thedildohub.com. We're here to help while protecting your privacy.

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