A Closer Look at the Obedience Chair with Sex Machine
At first glance, it looks like something you'd find in a massage therapist's dungeon. But lean in closer—way closer—and you'll realize this is no ordinary bench. The Obedience Chair with Sex Machine is your all-in-one restraint rig, power-thrusting platform, and fully adjustable ride to sin. Designed for face-down degradation and perfectly placed poundings, this machine is built to strap you down and jack you up—literally.
The heavy-duty steel frame supports up to 400 pounds of writhing, thrashing, begging-for-mercy joy. Every limb gets its own plush padded perch, adjustable to fit your height, flexibility, and tolerance for punishment. The quick-release straps let you lock in yourself or your partner, then crank up the detachable sex machine for relentless, rhythmic thrusting up to 195 RPMs. With a premium silicone dildo and handheld remote, this machine doesn’t just obey—it dominates.
- Fully Adjustable Positioning: Arm pads, leg pads, and facerest all tilt, shift, and rise for personalized torment or tailored ecstasy.
- Built-In Sex Machine: Removable and angle-adjustable, the thrusting unit hits up to 195 strokes per minute with a silicone dildo that doesn't call it quits.
- Bound to Please: Straps at the arms, legs, and torso make bondage effortless. Quick-release buckles keep it safe, sane, and ridiculously sexy.
- Comfy Enough for Sin Marathons: Padded vegan leather cushions mean you can stay in position long enough to forget your own name.
- Partner or Solo Play: Control the rhythm with the wired remote—or let your sadistic sweetheart take the wheel while you squirm.
Key Features & Benefits of This Dungeon-Grade Sex Machine
- Dungeon-Level Durability: Iron frame and pro-grade build quality support even your most... enthusiastic scenes.
- Multi-Use Pleasure Furniture: Use it with or without the machine. It’s a throne, a table, a bench, and a battlefield.
- Headrest Heaven: U-shaped facerest lets your partner scream, moan, or deliver oral while getting drilled from behind. Practical *and* poetic.
- Custom Thrust Control: Variable-speed dial on a corded remote lets you ramp things up from a gentle tap to a full-on jackhammer joyride.
- Vac-U-Loc Compatible: Want to swap in your favorite dildo? This machine’s got the universal grip of a well-seasoned pleasure connoisseur.
Measurements
- Overall Dimensions: 59.7" L x 28.7" W x 40" H
- Torso Pad: 19" x 9.5"
- Arm Pads: 10" x 4.5"
- Leg Pads: 13" x 5.5"
- Dildo: 7.2" insertable, 1.75" diameter, 2.4" thrust range
- Weight Capacity: Up to 400 lbs (181.4 kg)
- RPM: Up to 195 thrusts per minute
- Voltage: 24V
- Material: Vegan leather, iron, nylon, ABS, silicone
What to Expect
Expect an immersive bondage experience that combines full-body restraint with mechanical precision. Expect sore muscles, ruined sheets, and the sudden awareness that you’ve officially outgrown beginner toys. Expect sweat. And maybe tears. But only the good kind.
Safety and Preparation Guidelines
- Secure all straps and confirm pad placement before activating the machine.
- Use only water-based lube with the silicone dildo to preserve material integrity.
- Avoid over-tightening restraints—circulation is sexy too.
- Ensure the remote is within reach or monitored by a partner for safety.
- Clean all surfaces and pads thoroughly after each session using appropriate toy-safe cleaners.
Compatibility Information
- Lubricants: Water-based only. Silicone and oil-based lubes are not welcome at this dungeon table.
- Cleaning: Wipe down the bench with a damp cloth and gentle cleanser. Dildo can be removed and washed with warm water and toy cleaner.
- Storage: Store in a dry area. Sex machines deserve dry storage, not your damp garage of shame.
- Vac-U-Loc Compatibility: Use your favorite Vac-U-Loc dildos for endless variety and zero boredom.
FAQs About the Obedience Chair with Sex Machine
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Can this be used solo?
Yes, if you can manage to strap yourself in and still reach the remote. We believe in you. -
Is the machine loud?
Not as loud as you’ll be. -
Can the machine be removed?
Yes. Use it as a handheld pounding stick or relocate it elsewhere. Be creative, you're clearly committed. -
Does the headrest come off?
Yes. U-shaped for oral access, but removable for when you're done being generous. -
Is this only for face-down use?
Primarily, but if you’re flexible and motivated, the bench will keep up with whatever pose you invent in your fever dreams.
Discreet Shipping from TheDildoHub
- No Questions Asked: Plain packaging hides your new throne of shame from nosy neighbors and inquisitive mailmen.
- Ships from the U.S.: Fast, reliable delivery straight from our Los Angeles warehouse to your dungeon door.
- Expert Help: Got questions about RPMs or restraint etiquette? We’ve got real humans standing by with dubious life choices and excellent advice.
Strap Down, Power Up, and Obey
The Obedience Chair with Sex Machine isn’t furniture—it’s a commitment. To kink. To creativity. To being absolutely, gloriously wrecked by technology. Whether solo or partnered, this bench will hold you, thrust into you, and never judge you.
Your privacy travels
with every order.
From the moment you check out to the moment your package arrives, every step is designed so that what you buy stays entirely between you and us.
How we appear on your statement
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What Discreet Shipping Means
No logos. No hints.
Just a normal parcel.
Every package we send is prepared with your privacy in mind. If someone sees your order on your doorstep, in your mailroom, or being carried by you — they will have no way to know what's inside. Even carrier employees handling your package cannot tell from the exterior that it contains intimate products.
Plain Packaging
Standard brown cardboard boxes or plain poly mailers — no decorative branding of any kind.
No Branding
No logos, no product names, no "TheDildoHub" anywhere on the exterior of your package.
Neutral Return Address
Shows a city and state only — no business name, no indication of the sender's nature.
Carrier Barcodes Only
The only markings on your parcel are your shipping label and carrier tracking information.
Free Shipping
Spend $139 or more.
Ship for free.
Free Super Saver Shipping applies automatically to all U.S. orders over $139 — no promo code needed. Every free shipment receives the exact same discreet packaging treatment as any paid tier. Your privacy is never a function of how much you spend.
Order Processing
Same-day fulfillment
when it matters most.
Orders placed before the daily cutoff on business days are packed and handed to the carrier the same day — including Rush orders. Orders placed after the cutoff, or on weekends and federal holidays, ship the next business day.
Daily Cutoff Time
1:00 PM Pacific (4:00 PM Eastern) on business days. All tiers — including Rush — ship same day if ordered before this time.
Tracking Updates
Tracking information may take 24–48 hours to update after your order ships. If it hasn't moved after 48 hours, contact us.
Shipping Rates
Flat-rate. No surprises.
Same price nationwide.
All rates are flat per order — not calculated by weight. The same price applies whether you're in Manhattan or rural Alaska. TheDildoHub covers any additional carrier costs; you will never be charged more than the rate shown at checkout.
Choose your speed
Super Saver
7–10 Business Days
Free
on orders over $139
Economy
5–7 Business Days
$10.95
Express
4–5 Business Days
$24.95
Priority
3–4 Business Days
$34.95
Rush
1–2 Business Days
$64.95
Transit times begin after your order ships — processing time is not included. Times are estimates; carrier delays, weather, and peak volumes can affect delivery.
🇺🇸 Domestic Shipping
United States
All 50 states · APO/FPO/DPO · U.S. Territories · PO Boxes
| Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Carriers & Services |
|---|---|---|---|
| Super Saver (Free) | 7–10 Business Days | Free (>$139) | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground |
| Economy | 5–7 Business Days | $10.95 | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard |
| Express | 4–5 Business Days | $24.95 | USPS Priority Mail, FedEx Home Delivery, UPS Ground, OnTrac Express |
| Priority | 3–4 Business Days | $34.95 | USPS Priority Mail Express, FedEx Express Saver, FedEx 2Day, UPS 3 Day Select, UPS 2nd Day Air |
| Rush | 1–2 Business Days | $64.95 | USPS Priority Mail Express, FedEx 2Day, FedEx Overnight, UPS 2nd Day Air, UPS Next Day Air Saver |
Transit times begin after your order ships. If significantly delayed, contact us and we'll make it right.
About our domestic carriers
We use USPS, FedEx, UPS, and OnTrac for reliable nationwide shipping. Our fulfillment team automatically selects the best carrier based on your location, speed, and package details. You cannot select a specific carrier, but every carrier delivers in plain, unmarked packaging.
Services by carrier:
- FedEx: Ground Economy, Ground, Home Delivery, Express Saver, 2Day, Overnight
- UPS: SurePost, Ground, 3 Day Select, 2nd Day Air, Next Day Air Saver
- USPS: Ground Advantage, Priority Mail, Priority Mail Express
- OnTrac: Ground, Standard, Express
Why is Super Saver slower than Economy?
Super Saver uses the most cost-efficient routing available at the time of fulfillment — typically consolidators or ground services with longer transit windows. Paid tiers use faster, dedicated carrier services. The same discreet packaging applies regardless of speed.
Last-mile delivery partners
We may occasionally use UniUni or SpeedX for final-mile delivery in certain areas — crowdsourced delivery networks carefully vetted to meet our service and discretion standards. Your package remains in plain, unmarked packaging regardless of which carrier completes the final delivery.
Military address shipping (APO/FPO/DPO)
TheDildoHub is proud to serve American servicemembers. All military shipments go exclusively via USPS as required by military postal regulations. Tracking is always available. Delivery may take additional time due to military postal routing, but every shipment leaves with the same discreet packaging standards.
PO Box delivery
Yes, we ship discreetly to PO Boxes across the nation via USPS.
Delivery instructions
You can add delivery instructions at checkout. Please note that while we pass these on to the carrier, we cannot guarantee they will be followed in all cases. If delivery privacy is a concern, we recommend selecting a tracked speed so you can monitor arrival.
Why we don't guarantee delivery dates
No carrier can truly guarantee delivery in practice. Even express services are subject to delays from weather, carrier volume, and other factors outside our control. Stating estimates rather than guarantees avoids confusion. If your shipment is significantly delayed, we'll work with you to make it right.
🌍 International Shipping
Worldwide
Canada · UK · Australia · New Zealand · European Union & more
| Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Carriers & Services |
|---|---|---|---|
| International Saver+ | 10–15 Business Days | $34.95 | USPS First-Class International, DHL eCommerce, FedEx International Economy |
| International Standard | 7–12 Business Days | $44.95 | USPS Priority Mail International, UPS Standard, FedEx International Economy |
| International Priority+ | 4–6 Business Days | $64.95 | DHL Express, FedEx International Priority, UPS Worldwide Expedited, USPS Priority Mail Express International |
| International Rush | 2–5 Business Days | $84.95 | DHL Express, FedEx International Priority, UPS Worldwide Express |
Transit times are estimates from date of dispatch and exclude processing time. Customs clearance may add additional days. If significantly delayed, contact us.
International carriers we use
Our global carriers include USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL depending on destination and tier. All international shipments receive the same discreet packaging as domestic orders.
- International Saver+: USPS First-Class International, DHL eCommerce, FedEx International Economy
- International Standard: USPS Priority Mail International, UPS Standard, FedEx International Economy
- International Priority+: DHL Express, FedEx International Priority, UPS Worldwide Expedited, USPS Priority Mail Express International
- International Rush: DHL Express, FedEx International Priority, UPS Worldwide Express
Countries we ship to
We ship to Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia, New Zealand, and EU countries including Germany, France, Netherlands, Spain, Italy, and more. For a complete list, see our International Shipping Policy.
Full international shipping policy
For complete details — including customs duties, delivery times, and all supported countries — please visit our International Shipping Policy.
Where We Ship From
Two coasts.
One standard of care.
We operate fulfillment centers in California and New Jersey, positioned to reach you quickly wherever you are in the US. Our system automatically selects the best facility based on inventory and proximity to your address.
California
West Coast hub serving the western United States and beyond. Plain packaging, no exceptions.
New Jersey
East Coast hub for faster delivery across the northeastern and southeastern US. Same discreet standards.
After Your Order Ships
Track it. Trust it.
Once your order is on its way, keeping tabs on it is easy — and if anything goes wrong, we're here to sort it out.
Order Confirmation Email
Your shipping notification contains a tracking link. Click it to follow your package in real time via the carrier's site.
Shop App by Shopify
Download the free Shop app to track all your orders from one place. Available on iOS and Android.
Lost or Missing Packages
If your tracking shows delivered but nothing arrived — or your shipment appears stuck — contact us right away. In most cases, packages are misrouted and located within a few days. If confirmed lost, we reship at no additional cost to you.
International Customs & Duties
International orders may be subject to customs duties, import taxes, or brokerage fees imposed by your country. These are not included in your order total and are the recipient's responsibility. See our International Shipping Policy for details.
Our Guarantee
100% Satisfaction.
Hassle-free.
For health and safety reasons, we do not accept returns on any item, used or unused. That said, we stand fully behind every product we sell.
Many of our products are USB or battery-operated, and on occasion a unit may arrive defective or stop working as expected. Our support team will first walk you through basic troubleshooting — often the quickest path to getting things working. If troubleshooting doesn't resolve the issue, we provide a hassle-free replacement at no additional cost.
How to request a replacement
Contact our support team — available 7 days a week.
Share your order number and product name along with a brief description of the issue.
If the defect is visible, include a photo — this speeds up the process significantly.
Once validated, your replacement ships promptly in the same discreet packaging.
Need help?
We're here seven days a week.
Questions about your order, a shipment, or anything else — our support team has you covered.