A Closer Look at the Obedience Chair with Sex Machine
At first glance, it looks like something you'd find in a massage therapist's dungeon. But lean in closer—way closer—and you'll realize this is no ordinary bench. The Obedience Chair with Sex Machine is your all-in-one restraint rig, power-thrusting platform, and fully adjustable ride to sin. Designed for face-down degradation and perfectly placed poundings, this machine is built to strap you down and jack you up—literally.
The heavy-duty steel frame supports up to 400 pounds of writhing, thrashing, begging-for-mercy joy. Every limb gets its own plush padded perch, adjustable to fit your height, flexibility, and tolerance for punishment. The quick-release straps let you lock in yourself or your partner, then crank up the detachable sex machine for relentless, rhythmic thrusting up to 195 RPMs. With a premium silicone dildo and handheld remote, this machine doesn’t just obey—it dominates.
- Fully Adjustable Positioning: Arm pads, leg pads, and facerest all tilt, shift, and rise for personalized torment or tailored ecstasy.
- Built-In Sex Machine: Removable and angle-adjustable, the thrusting unit hits up to 195 strokes per minute with a silicone dildo that doesn't call it quits.
- Bound to Please: Straps at the arms, legs, and torso make bondage effortless. Quick-release buckles keep it safe, sane, and ridiculously sexy.
- Comfy Enough for Sin Marathons: Padded vegan leather cushions mean you can stay in position long enough to forget your own name.
- Partner or Solo Play: Control the rhythm with the wired remote—or let your sadistic sweetheart take the wheel while you squirm.
Key Features & Benefits of This Dungeon-Grade Sex Machine
- Dungeon-Level Durability: Iron frame and pro-grade build quality support even your most... enthusiastic scenes.
- Multi-Use Pleasure Furniture: Use it with or without the machine. It’s a throne, a table, a bench, and a battlefield.
- Headrest Heaven: U-shaped facerest lets your partner scream, moan, or deliver oral while getting drilled from behind. Practical *and* poetic.
- Custom Thrust Control: Variable-speed dial on a corded remote lets you ramp things up from a gentle tap to a full-on jackhammer joyride.
- Vac-U-Loc Compatible: Want to swap in your favorite dildo? This machine’s got the universal grip of a well-seasoned pleasure connoisseur.
Measurements
- Overall Dimensions: 59.7" L x 28.7" W x 40" H
- Torso Pad: 19" x 9.5"
- Arm Pads: 10" x 4.5"
- Leg Pads: 13" x 5.5"
- Dildo: 7.2" insertable, 1.75" diameter, 2.4" thrust range
- Weight Capacity: Up to 400 lbs (181.4 kg)
- RPM: Up to 195 thrusts per minute
- Voltage: 24V
- Material: Vegan leather, iron, nylon, ABS, silicone
What to Expect
Expect an immersive bondage experience that combines full-body restraint with mechanical precision. Expect sore muscles, ruined sheets, and the sudden awareness that you’ve officially outgrown beginner toys. Expect sweat. And maybe tears. But only the good kind.
Safety and Preparation Guidelines
- Secure all straps and confirm pad placement before activating the machine.
- Use only water-based lube with the silicone dildo to preserve material integrity.
- Avoid over-tightening restraints—circulation is sexy too.
- Ensure the remote is within reach or monitored by a partner for safety.
- Clean all surfaces and pads thoroughly after each session using appropriate toy-safe cleaners.
Compatibility Information
- Lubricants: Water-based only. Silicone and oil-based lubes are not welcome at this dungeon table.
- Cleaning: Wipe down the bench with a damp cloth and gentle cleanser. Dildo can be removed and washed with warm water and toy cleaner.
- Storage: Store in a dry area. Sex machines deserve dry storage, not your damp garage of shame.
- Vac-U-Loc Compatibility: Use your favorite Vac-U-Loc dildos for endless variety and zero boredom.
FAQs About the Obedience Chair with Sex Machine
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Can this be used solo?
Yes, if you can manage to strap yourself in and still reach the remote. We believe in you. -
Is the machine loud?
Not as loud as you’ll be. -
Can the machine be removed?
Yes. Use it as a handheld pounding stick or relocate it elsewhere. Be creative, you're clearly committed. -
Does the headrest come off?
Yes. U-shaped for oral access, but removable for when you're done being generous. -
Is this only for face-down use?
Primarily, but if you’re flexible and motivated, the bench will keep up with whatever pose you invent in your fever dreams.
Discreet Shipping from TheDildoHub
- No Questions Asked: Plain packaging hides your new throne of shame from nosy neighbors and inquisitive mailmen.
- Ships from the U.S.: Fast, reliable delivery straight from our Los Angeles warehouse to your dungeon door.
- Expert Help: Got questions about RPMs or restraint etiquette? We’ve got real humans standing by with dubious life choices and excellent advice.
Strap Down, Power Up, and Obey
The Obedience Chair with Sex Machine isn’t furniture—it’s a commitment. To kink. To creativity. To being absolutely, gloriously wrecked by technology. Whether solo or partnered, this bench will hold you, thrust into you, and never judge you.
Discreet Shipping & Billing
Last Updated: January 2026
Every order ships in plain, unmarked packaging—brown boxes or poly mailers with no logos, no product descriptions, and nothing that reveals the contents. Your credit card statement shows Sp Tdh-Br, not "TheDildoHub." Privacy isn't an upgrade—it's standard on every order.
Note: Some banks may display a slightly different or truncated version of this descriptor—this is determined by your financial institution and is outside our control.
What Discreet Shipping Means
Every package we send is prepared with your privacy in mind:
• Plain packaging: Standard brown cardboard boxes or plain poly mailers
• No branding: No logos, no product names, no "TheDildoHub" anywhere on the exterior
• Neutral return address: Shows a city and state only—no business name
• Carrier barcodes only: The only markings are your shipping label and carrier tracking info
If someone sees your package on your doorstep, in your mailroom, or being carried by you, they will have no way to know what's inside. Even carrier employees who handle your package cannot tell from the exterior that it contains intimate products.
Free Discreet Shipping
We offer Free Super Saver Shipping on all U.S. orders over $139. Every shipment—free or paid—receives the same discreet packaging treatment.
Order Processing & Fulfillment
Orders placed by 1:00 PM PT on business days are fulfilled and shipped the same day. Orders placed after 1:00 PM PT, or on weekends or federal holidays, ship the next business day.
Tracking information may take 24–48 hours to update after your order ships.
Shipping Rates
All shipping rates are flat-rate per order (not by weight) and apply to U.S. destinations in all states—same price whether you're in Manhattan or rural Alaska. TheDildoHub covers any additional shipping costs; you will never be charged more than the advertised rate.
| Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
|---|---|---|---|
| Super Saver (Free) | 7–12 Business Days | Free (>$139) | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground |
| Economy | 5–7 Business Days | $10.95 | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard |
| Express | 3–5 Business Days | $24.95 | USPS Priority Mail, FedEx Home Delivery, UPS Ground, OnTrac Express |
| Priority | 2–3 Business Days | $34.95 | USPS Priority Mail Express, FedEx Express Saver, FedEx 2Day, UPS 3 Day Select, UPS 2nd Day Air |
| Rush (1–2 Day) | 1–2 Business Days | $64.95 | USPS Priority Mail Express, FedEx 2Day, FedEx Overnight, UPS 2nd Day Air, UPS Next Day Air Saver |
Delivery estimates are transit times after your order ships (processing time not included). Transit times are estimates and not guaranteed; carrier delays, weather, and peak-season volume can affect delivery dates. If your order is significantly delayed, contact us and we'll help make it right.
About our domestic carriers
We use USPS, FedEx, UPS, and OnTrac to provide reliable nationwide shipping. Our fulfillment team automatically selects the best carrier based on your location, shipping speed, and package details. You cannot select a specific carrier, but rest assured—every carrier delivers your package in plain, unmarked packaging.
Carrier services by speed:
- FedEx: Ground Economy, Ground, Home Delivery, Express Saver, 2Day, Overnight
- UPS: SurePost, Ground, 3 Day Select, 2nd Day Air, Next Day Air Saver
- USPS: Ground Advantage, Priority Mail, Priority Mail Express
- OnTrac: Ground, Standard, Express
Last-mile delivery partners
We may occasionally use UniUni or SpeedX for final-mile delivery in certain areas. Think of these as "Uber for small packages"—crowdsourced delivery networks carefully vetted to meet our service and discretion standards. Your package remains in plain, unmarked packaging regardless of which carrier completes the final delivery.
Military address shipping (APO/FPO/DPO)
TheDildoHub is proud to serve American servicemen and women. Those who sacrifice everything for our wellbeing deserve access to quality intimate wellness products.
All military shipments go exclusively via USPS as required by military postal regulations. Tracking is always available. Delivery may take extra time due to military postal routing, but every shipment is prepared with the same discreet packaging standards—your privacy is protected no matter where you're stationed.
PO Box delivery
Yes, we ship discreetly to PO Boxes across the nation via USPS.
Why we don't guarantee delivery dates
No carrier can truly guarantee delivery in practice; even express services are only guaranteed on paper and remain subject to delays from weather, carrier volume, and other factors. Stating estimates rather than guarantees avoids confusion and frustration for everyone. If your shipment is significantly delayed, we'll work with you to make it right.
| Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
|---|---|---|---|
| Standard International | 7–14 Business Days | $34.95 | USPS First-Class International, USPS Priority Mail International, DHL eCommerce, UPS Standard, FedEx International Economy |
| Priority International | 5–10 Business Days | $64.95 | DHL Express, FedEx International Priority, UPS Worldwide Expedited, UPS Worldwide Express, USPS Priority Mail Express International |
International carriers we use
Our global carriers include USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL depending on the destination and shipping tier. All international shipments receive the same discreet packaging as domestic orders.
International carrier services:
- USPS: First-Class International, Priority Mail International, Priority Mail Express International
- FedEx: International Economy, International Priority
- UPS: Standard, Worldwide Expedited, Worldwide Express
- DHL: eCommerce, Express
Countries we ship to
We ship internationally to Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia, New Zealand, and countries in the European Union including Germany, France, Netherlands, Spain, Italy, and more. For a complete list and additional details, see our International Shipping Policy.
Full international shipping policy
For complete details on international shipping—including customs duties, delivery times, and all countries we ship to—please visit our International Shipping Policy.
Where We Ship From
We ship from multiple fulfillment centers for fast, reliable nationwide coverage:
California: Huntington Beach, Chatsworth, Santa Ana
New Jersey: East Windsor
Our system automatically selects the best facility based on inventory and proximity to your address. Regardless of where your order ships from, every package is prepared to our strict discretion standards—plain packaging, no branding, complete privacy.
Customs and Brokerage Fees
International orders may be subject to customs duties, import taxes, or brokerage fees imposed by your country. These charges are not included in your order total and are the recipient's responsibility. Please consult your local customs office for details. For more information, see our International Shipping Policy.
Order Tracking
Once your order ships, you can track it via:
1. Order Confirmation Email — Click the tracking link in your shipping notification.
2. Shop App by Shopify — Download the free Shop app to track all your orders in one place.
If you have questions, contact us anytime at support@thedildohub.com.
Our 100% Satisfaction Guarantee
For health, safety, and environmental reasons, we do not accept returns on any item, used or unused.
However, we proudly stand behind every product we ship. If your item arrives defective, damaged, or not working as intended, we offer a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee—we'll replace it immediately, no questions asked.
To request a replacement:
- Email us at support@thedildohub.com
- Include your order number and product name
- Briefly describe the issue
- If the defect is visible, include a photo to speed up the process
Once validated, we'll ship your replacement item at no cost—in the same discreet packaging, of course.
Questions?
Contact us at support@thedildohub.com. We're here to help while protecting your privacy.
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