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This giant butt masturbator PDX ELITE® Milk Me Silly with over 20 lbs. of our signature Fanta Flesh® has two mega powerful gyrating motors that can vibrate and massage at the same time. The gyrating motors offer 5 rotation modes and 5 rotation speeds. Another vibrating bullet is strategically placed to maximize the stimulation. The powerful bullet also offers 5 vibration modes and 5 vibration speeds.
• Twerks shakes & Gyrates
• Powerful Vibrating Bullet
• Vibration & Rotation Modes
• Lifelike Fanta Flesh Material
• Over 20 lbs.
• 4 Travel Plugs Included
• Turn ON/ OFF: Press the power button to turn your unit on. When turned on, the LED lights will illuminate indicating what functions may be selected. The other buttons will not function until the unit has been turned on. Press the button again to turn your unit off. Your Milk Me Silly is also designed with an internal timer set to power the unit “OFF” after 30 minutes of continuous use.
• Vibration Modes: Press the (V) button to turn ON the vibrating function. Press (V) to cycle through 5 vibration modes. Press the (+) button to increase vibration power. Press the (-) button to decrease vibration power. Press and hold the (V) button for 2 seconds to turn OFF the vibrating function.
• Rotation Modes: Press the (R) button to turn ON the rotating function. Press (R) to cycle through 5 rotation modes. Press the (+) button to increase rotation speed. Press the (-) button to decrease rotation speed. Press and hold the (R) button for 2 seconds to turn OFF the rotating function.
For cleaning, first, unplug the unit, and then flush water in and out through the vagina and ass holes. The two holes connect, so flushing water through either hole will cleanse it properly. Do not rinse water through the backside opening, and do not submerge the masturbator completely in water. Store in a cool, dry place. Do not use oil-based lubricants with this unit, as they may cause deterioration of your TPE toy. Store separately from other toys.
NOTE: Both holes connect to the same internal canal for super easy cleaning. The walls of the tunnel are intended to be tight and stretchy and aren’t very wide when you first start out. With a few uses, the elasticity will increase and should be able to accommodate most sizes.
We offer Free Economy Shipping on all U.S. orders over $139.
Shipping is calculated at checkout before payment is processed. All shipping rates are flat-rate and will not change based on the weight or size of your order. TheDildoHub covers any additional shipping costs; you will never be charged more than the advertised rate.
| Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
|---|---|---|---|
| Free Economy | 5–7 Business Days | Free (>$139) | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground |
| Economy Shipping | 5–7 Business Days | $10.95 | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard |
| Standard Shipping | 3–5 Business Days | $24.95 | USPS Priority Mail, UPS Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, OnTrac Express |
| Priority 3-Day | 3 Business Days | $31.95 | FedEx Express Saver, UPS 3 Day Select, USPS Priority Mail Express |
We use USPS, FedEx, UPS, OnTrac, and occasionally DHL eCommerce to provide reliable nationwide shipping based on your region and selected service.
No carrier can truly guarantee it in practice; even express services are only guaranteed on paper and remain subject to delays. This avoids confusion and frustration for everyone.
Our global carriers include USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL depending on the destination and shipping tier.
Please allow 1–2 business days for your order to be processed and dispatched. Orders with priority shipping are given expedited handling and ship the same business day if submitted before 1 PM PST.
Weekend delivery is not guaranteed. All delivery timeframes refer to business days (Monday–Friday).
If an item is on backorder, we’ll notify you by email. Backordered items ship as soon as available at no extra shipping charge. For updates or cancellations, contact support@thedildohub.com with your order number.
International orders to Canada, the European Union, and the rest of the world may be subject to customs duties, import taxes, or brokerage fees imposed by your country. These charges are not included in your order total. The recipient is responsible for any such fees. Please consult your local customs office for details.
Tracking details will be emailed to you by the end of the business day once your order has shipped.
If you have questions, feel free to contact us anytime at support@thedildohub.com.
For health, safety, and environmental reasons, we do not accept returns on any item, used or unused.
However, we proudly stand behind every product we ship. If your item arrives defective, damaged, or not working as intended, we offer a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee; we’ll replace it immediately, no questions asked.
To request a replacement:
Once validated, we’ll ship your replacement item at no cost right away.
