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Fanta Flesh™ (TPE) • In stock — ships in 1-3 business days • Discreet billing, packaging, and shipping • Ships with full tracking
Quick answer: A 20+ lb plug-in mega masturbator that twerks, shakes, and gyrates with dual cheek motors plus a powerful bullet—5 rotation modes/speeds and 5 vibration modes/speeds for relentless “milking.”
Folks, if your fantasy is a big, juicy bubble butt that milks you silly, this icon is it. The Milk Me Silly kneads you from both sides with dual gyrating cheek motors while a powerful bullet pulses beneath the canal. Mix 5× rotation modes/speeds and 5× vibration modes/speeds via the remote. Plug-in power delivers nonstop torque; the tight, stretchy tunnel softens with lube and a few sessions, so you can level up the squeeze exactly how you like it.
Twerks/shakes/gyrates • Plug-in torque • Remote control • Tight, stretchy canal • Travel plugs included
Heavy (~20+ lbs) • Not submersible • Water-based lube only
Fanta Flesh™ (TPE) — plush, skin-like, body-safe
24V AC adapter • Auto-off after 30 minutes
Remote: 5 rotation modes/speeds + 5 vibration modes/speeds
Deep “milking” massage • Hands-free grinding • Edging
Mega masturbator w/ remote, AC/DC adapter, power cord, 3 travel plugs
| Category | Plug-in mega masturbator (pussy & ass), remote-controlled |
|---|---|
| Retailer | TheDildoHub |
| Motors | Dual gyrating cheek motors + 1 powerful vibrating bullet |
| Programs | 5 rotation modes & 5 speeds • 5 vibration modes & 5 speeds |
| Material | Fanta Flesh™ (TPE) — water-based lubricants only |
| Weight | ~20+ lbs / ~9.1+ kg |
| Power | 24V adapter (3 international plugs included) • Auto shut-off after 30 minutes |
| Availability | In stock — ships in 1-3 business days with tracking |
| Packaging | Plain, unmarked outer box • Discreet billing, packaging, and shipping |
| Care | Unplug before cleaning • Flush canal via either orifice • Do not submerge • Store separately |
Short answer: lube generously (water-based), slide into the snug canal, and let the cheeks knead while the bullet thrums below. Mix rotation and vibration until you hit your favorite “milking” combo; the canal loosens a touch with use for a custom fit.
Safety notes: Keep away from water sources. Extended use may warm the unit—lower speed or rest to cool. Safety stop protects gears if excessive weight is applied.
Discreet billing, packaging, and shipping.
Use the included 24V AC adapter. Press the power button to turn ON/OFF; other controls activate after power is on.
5 rotation modes with 5 speeds, plus 5 vibration modes with 5 speeds. Mix and match for custom sessions.
No. Do not use near water. Unplug before cleaning and never submerge the unit.
Unplug. Flush warm soapy water through either orifice (they connect), then rinse. Air-dry completely before storage.
Three international plugs for the 24V adapter, so you can enjoy consistent power abroad.
An auto-off engages at ~30 minutes. A safety stop also protects gears if too much weight is applied.
TheDildoHub keeps it simple: plug-in power, mega torque, and zero guesswork. We ship with full tracking across the U.S., plus Canadian and international delivery — with discreet billing, discreet packaging, and discreet shipping. Add Milk Me Silly to your cart and let those cheeks go to work — with a sexy gift in every order.
Reviewed by: John Summerfield, Customer Experience Manager — TheDildoHub • Updated: October 28, 2025
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