PDX Elite Milk Me Silly Plug-In Pussy & Ass Mega Masturbator w/ Remote
Fanta Flesh™ (TPE) • In stock — ships in 1-3 business days • Discreet billing, packaging, and shipping • Ships with full tracking
📦 In Stock 🔌 Plug-in (24V) 🎮 Remote Control 🌀 Dual Gyrating Cheeks 🔊 Bullet Vibration 🛡️ Body-safe TPE
Quick answer: A 20+ lb plug-in mega masturbator that twerks, shakes, and gyrates with dual cheek motors plus a powerful bullet—5 rotation modes/speeds and 5 vibration modes/speeds for relentless “milking.”
Product Overview
Folks, if your fantasy is a big, juicy bubble butt that milks you silly, this icon is it. The Milk Me Silly kneads you from both sides with dual gyrating cheek motors while a powerful bullet pulses beneath the canal. Mix 5× rotation modes/speeds and 5× vibration modes/speeds via the remote. Plug-in power delivers nonstop torque; the tight, stretchy tunnel softens with lube and a few sessions, so you can level up the squeeze exactly how you like it.
Pros
Twerks/shakes/gyrates • Plug-in torque • Remote control • Tight, stretchy canal • Travel plugs included
Consider
Heavy (~20+ lbs) • Not submersible • Water-based lube only
Material
Fanta Flesh™ (TPE) — plush, skin-like, body-safe
Power
24V AC adapter • Auto-off after 30 minutes
Controls
Remote: 5 rotation modes/speeds + 5 vibration modes/speeds
Best For
Deep “milking” massage • Hands-free grinding • Edging
What’s in the box
Mega masturbator w/ remote, AC/DC adapter, power cord, 3 travel plugs
Key Details — Milk Me Silly
| Category |
Plug-in mega masturbator (pussy & ass), remote-controlled |
| Retailer |
TheDildoHub |
| Motors |
Dual gyrating cheek motors + 1 powerful vibrating bullet |
| Programs |
5 rotation modes & 5 speeds • 5 vibration modes & 5 speeds |
| Material |
Fanta Flesh™ (TPE) — water-based lubricants only |
| Weight |
~20+ lbs / ~9.1+ kg |
| Power |
24V adapter (3 international plugs included) • Auto shut-off after 30 minutes |
| Availability |
In stock — ships in 1-3 business days with tracking |
| Packaging |
Plain, unmarked outer box • Discreet billing, packaging, and shipping |
| Care |
Unplug before cleaning • Flush canal via either orifice • Do not submerge • Store separately |
Specs, Care & Play — Milk Me Silly
Usage & Experience
Short answer: lube generously (water-based), slide into the snug canal, and let the cheeks knead while the bullet thrums below. Mix rotation and vibration until you hit your favorite “milking” combo; the canal loosens a touch with use for a custom fit.
Care & Maintenance
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Unplug first. Flush warm soapy water through the vagina or ass opening (they connect), then rinse clean.
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Do not submerge or rinse through the rear/backside opening. Pat dry; air-dry the canal completely.
- Use water-based lubricants only. Avoid oil-based lubes with TPE.
- For deep clean: 10% unscented bleach solution (≈10 minutes), rinse thoroughly, and let fully dry.
- Store cool, dry, out of sunlight; keep separate from other toys.
Safety notes: Keep away from water sources. Extended use may warm the unit—lower speed or rest to cool. Safety stop protects gears if excessive weight is applied.
Discreet billing, packaging, and shipping.
Frequently Asked Questions
How do I power it?
Use the included 24V AC adapter. Press the power button to turn ON/OFF; other controls activate after power is on.
What programs are included?
5 rotation modes with 5 speeds, plus 5 vibration modes with 5 speeds. Mix and match for custom sessions.
Is it water-resistant?
No. Do not use near water. Unplug before cleaning and never submerge the unit.
How do I clean the canal?
Unplug. Flush warm soapy water through either orifice (they connect), then rinse. Air-dry completely before storage.
What’s included for travel?
Three international plugs for the 24V adapter, so you can enjoy consistent power abroad.
Why does it stop after a while?
An auto-off engages at ~30 minutes. A safety stop also protects gears if too much weight is applied.
Why You’ll Love It
TheDildoHub keeps it simple: plug-in power, mega torque, and zero guesswork. We ship with full tracking across the U.S., plus Canadian and international delivery — with discreet billing, discreet packaging, and discreet shipping. Add Milk Me Silly to your cart and let those cheeks go to work — with a sexy gift in every order.
Reviewed by: John Summerfield, Customer Experience Manager — TheDildoHub • Updated: October 28, 2025
