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Discretion Promise 🤐📦💖
📦 Step right up to the mystery box, folks! Just like the finest magicians, at The Dildo Hub, we're all about keeping your secret...secret. All our pleasure treasures fly under the radar in non-descriptive boxes, packages, padded or vacuum-sealed envelopes. Talk about hush-hush!
Secret-as-a-Whisper Billing 🧾
For those who appreciate a discreet paper trail, our charges will appear as "Booty Republic Ltd." on your credit card statements, PayPal, and Apple Pay. Even your bank won't be in on your naughty little secret! 😉💳
Discretion Promise 📦
🚚 Ready to set sail on the pleasure cruise? TheDildoHub.com offers free, utterly discreet economy ground shipping on all orders over $139! For orders below $139, we just ask for a small contribution of $7.49 to ensure your package arrives safely and quickly.
Delivery Timeframes ⏰
👐 Hold onto your hats, our delivery partners at USPS, UPS, FedEx, and OnTrac are working their magic! Our standard order processing time is 24 to 48 business hours for all in-stock items. But remember, good things come to those who wait - processing times aren't included in the delivery times.
TIME IN TRANSIT ESTIMATES
|SHIPPING METHOD - CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES||TRANSIT TIME (EXCLUDES ORDER PROCESSING TIME)|
|Free Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service)||Delivers 5-7 business days (Mon - Fri) after ship date.|
|Economy Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service)||Delivers 5-7 business (Mon - Fri) after ship date.|
|Standard Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service)||Delivers 3-5 business days (Mon - Fri) after ship date.|
|Priority Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service)||Delivers 3 business days (Mon - Fri) after ship date.|
Fast Delivery 🏃♂️💨
📈 Can't wait to unwrap your pleasure? You're in luck! 99% of our sultry stock usually sashays to your doorstep within 3-5 business days once shipped. Now that's service with a sexy smile! 😏
Unique, Artisan-Poured Creations 🌟
❗ Got your eye on one of our unique, artisanal pieces? Check the product description - our made-to-order delights from international creators and the jaw-dropping, hand-made fantasy dildos of Bad Wolf®, The Beast Asylum®, FantasyDildos®, PlayingWithPleasure® have their own exciting delivery journeys.
Domestic Delivery 🇺🇸
🇺🇸 From sea to shining sea, or the majestic mountains of Maine to the sun-kissed beaches of California, TheDildoHub.com is here for you including Alaska, Hawaii, APO/FPO/DPO addresses, and any outlying territories of the United States.
❗ Keep in mind, orders shipping to non-continental United States might need a little extra time to make their journey.
At TheDildoHub.com, your privacy is our priority, and your satisfaction is our pleasure! Stay sexy, stay adventurous.
For more info, please refer to our full Shipping, Refund, and International Shipping policies.