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Folks, prep your playground like a pro. Pack of 3 Play Sheets Waterproof Bed Covers gives you three unfitted, lay-anywhere shields that catch spills, lube, sweat, and more—so your furniture stays pristine while you get messy. Lightweight, foldable, and travel-ready, these oversized waterproof sex sheets drape across beds, couches, rugs, or the floor in seconds. Toss one down, relax into the moment, and forget the cleanup anxiety—your scene stays hot while your mattress, couch, and floors stay protected.
Quick answer: a reusable waterproof sex blanket that fits most US queen and full beds or lays flat on the floor so you can get as messy as you want without wrecking your space.
| Waterproof sex blanket coverage | Seals out liquids, lube, sweat, and grease to protect surfaces during sex, massage, or messy play |
| Unfitted versatility | Drape over beds, couches, lounge chairs, or straight on the floor |
| Three-pack value | Keep one in use, one spare, one for travel |
| Portable | Lightweight, folds compactly for overnight trips and play parties |
| Easy wipe-down | Non-absorbent surface cleans quickly between sessions |
| Discretion | All US, Canadian, and international orders are packaged and billed super-discreetly in plain, no-nonsense shipping boxes |
Unfold and lay flat with a slight overhang to catch runoff. Use it as a waterproof sex blanket over your mattress or directly on the floor. Add a towel underneath if you want extra grip or to mute the crinkle. For floor play, place over a rug or yoga mat for cushioning. Perfect for oil massage, lube-heavy scenes, squirting, watersports, paint, wax drips (use a secondary barrier for very hot wax), or impact sessions where sweat and fluids flow. When you’re done, lift edges toward the center to contain mess, then wipe clean.
Scene-ready protection that keeps the mood high and the cleanup low: generous coverage, quick wipe-down care, and take-anywhere portability. Trusted by tens of thousands of US, Canadian, and international customers over nearly 5 years, this is the kind of gear our messiest regulars reach for when laundry is the last thing on their mind. TheDildoHub includes respectful support, free mystery goodies in every order, and privacy-first packaging and billing on all US, Canadian, and international shipments, discreetly shipped from California.
They’re reusable waterproof PVC sheets that cover your bed or floor to block fluids, lube, and sweat during sex, massage, or messy play so nothing soaks into your mattress or furniture.
Yes, you can trim carefully with sharp scissors and round the corners, but sealing the cut edge isn’t necessary for most uses—just avoid jagged cuts.
It can slide on smooth finishes. Place a towel, blanket, or rug pad underneath for extra grip and noise dampening.
Absolutely. With proper wipe-down and storage, each sheet can be used repeatedly.
Yes—water, silicone, and most oils are fine on PVC. Clean promptly after use to prevent residue buildup or staining from colored products.
We offer Free Economy Shipping on all U.S. orders over $139.
Shipping is calculated at checkout before payment is processed. All shipping rates are flat-rate and will not change based on the weight or size of your order. TheDildoHub covers any additional shipping costs; you will never be charged more than the advertised rate.
| Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
|---|---|---|---|
| Free Economy | 5–7 Business Days | Free (>$139) | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground |
| Economy Shipping | 5–7 Business Days | $10.95 | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard |
| Standard Shipping | 3–5 Business Days | $24.95 | USPS Priority Mail, UPS Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, OnTrac Express |
| Priority 3-Day | 3 Business Days | $31.95 | FedEx Express Saver, UPS 3 Day Select, USPS Priority Mail Express |
We use USPS, FedEx, UPS, OnTrac, and occasionally DHL eCommerce to provide reliable nationwide shipping based on your region and selected service.
No carrier can truly guarantee it in practice; even express services are only guaranteed on paper and remain subject to delays. This avoids confusion and frustration for everyone.
Our global carriers include USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL depending on the destination and shipping tier.
Please allow 1–2 business days for your order to be processed and dispatched. Orders with priority shipping are given expedited handling and ship the same business day if submitted before 1 PM PST.
Weekend delivery is not guaranteed. All delivery timeframes refer to business days (Monday–Friday).
If an item is on backorder, we’ll notify you by email. Backordered items ship as soon as available at no extra shipping charge. For updates or cancellations, contact support@thedildohub.com with your order number.
International orders to Canada, the European Union, and the rest of the world may be subject to customs duties, import taxes, or brokerage fees imposed by your country. These charges are not included in your order total. The recipient is responsible for any such fees. Please consult your local customs office for details.
Tracking details will be emailed to you by the end of the business day once your order has shipped.
If you have questions, feel free to contact us anytime at support@thedildohub.com.
For health, safety, and environmental reasons, we do not accept returns on any item, used or unused.
However, we proudly stand behind every product we ship. If your item arrives defective, damaged, or not working as intended, we offer a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee; we’ll replace it immediately, no questions asked.
To request a replacement:
Once validated, we’ll ship your replacement item at no cost right away.
