Pack of 3 Play Sheets Waterproof Bed Covers

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Folks, protect your play space and keep the chaos contained. The Pack of 3 Play Sheets Waterproof Bed Covers gives you three reusable, unfitted sheets that catch lube, sweat, and… Read more

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Product Overview — Pack of 3 Play Sheets Waterproof Bed Covers

Folks, prep your playground like a pro. Pack of 3 Play Sheets Waterproof Bed Covers gives you three unfitted, lay-anywhere shields that catch spills, lube, sweat, and more—so your furniture stays pristine while you get messy. Lightweight, foldable, and travel-ready, these oversized waterproof sex sheets drape across beds, couches, rugs, or the floor in seconds. Toss one down, relax into the moment, and forget the cleanup anxiety—your scene stays hot while your mattress, couch, and floors stay protected.

Quick answer: a reusable waterproof sex blanket that fits most US queen and full beds or lays flat on the floor so you can get as messy as you want without wrecking your space.


Key Features — Pack of 3 Play Sheets Waterproof Bed Covers

Waterproof sex blanket coverage Seals out liquids, lube, sweat, and grease to protect surfaces during sex, massage, or messy play
Unfitted versatility Drape over beds, couches, lounge chairs, or straight on the floor
Three-pack value Keep one in use, one spare, one for travel
Portable Lightweight, folds compactly for overnight trips and play parties
Easy wipe-down Non-absorbent surface cleans quickly between sessions
Discretion All US, Canadian, and international orders are packaged and billed super-discreetly in plain, no-nonsense shipping boxes

Specs, Care & Play — Pack of 3 Play Sheets Waterproof Bed Covers

Measurements & Build — Pack of 3 Play Sheets Waterproof Bed Covers

  • Quantity: 3 sheets per pack
  • Size (each): 86.6 × 51.2 in (220 × 130 cm) · ~7.2 ft × 4.3 ft — generous coverage for most US queen and full beds with overhang
  • Material: PVC (non-absorbent, wipe-clean)
  • Color: black
  • Weight (pack): 4.20 lb (1.90 kg)

How to use — Pack of 3 Play Sheets Waterproof Bed Covers

Unfold and lay flat with a slight overhang to catch runoff. Use it as a waterproof sex blanket over your mattress or directly on the floor. Add a towel underneath if you want extra grip or to mute the crinkle. For floor play, place over a rug or yoga mat for cushioning. Perfect for oil massage, lube-heavy scenes, squirting, watersports, paint, wax drips (use a secondary barrier for very hot wax), or impact sessions where sweat and fluids flow. When you’re done, lift edges toward the center to contain mess, then wipe clean.

Care & safety — Pack of 3 Play Sheets Waterproof Bed Covers

  • Clean with warm water and mild soap or toy cleaner; wipe dry or air-dry fully before folding.
  • Avoid machine washing, tumble drying, bleaching, or ironing.
  • Keep away from open flames and high heat; PVC can deform with excessive heat.
  • PVC is non-absorbent, so fluids sit on the surface instead of soaking in—wipe promptly after play to prevent residue buildup.
  • Compatible with water-based, silicone, and most oil-based lubricants; test a small spot if using scented or colored oils.
  • Store folded in a cool, dry place; avoid sharp creases and heavy stacking to prevent permanent fold lines.
  • If odor is present on first use, air out briefly—this will dissipate.

Why you’ll love — Pack of 3 Play Sheets Waterproof Bed Covers

Scene-ready protection that keeps the mood high and the cleanup low: generous coverage, quick wipe-down care, and take-anywhere portability. Trusted by tens of thousands of US, Canadian, and international customers over nearly 5 years, this is the kind of gear our messiest regulars reach for when laundry is the last thing on their mind. TheDildoHub includes respectful support, free mystery goodies in every order, and privacy-first packaging and billing on all US, Canadian, and international shipments, discreetly shipped from California.

FAQs

What are waterproof play sheets?

They’re reusable waterproof PVC sheets that cover your bed or floor to block fluids, lube, and sweat during sex, massage, or messy play so nothing soaks into your mattress or furniture.

Can I cut a sheet to fit my mattress?

Yes, you can trim carefully with sharp scissors and round the corners, but sealing the cut edge isn’t necessary for most uses—just avoid jagged cuts.

Will it slip on slick surfaces?

It can slide on smooth finishes. Place a towel, blanket, or rug pad underneath for extra grip and noise dampening.

Are these reusable?

Absolutely. With proper wipe-down and storage, each sheet can be used repeatedly.

Is it safe for all lubes?

Yes—water, silicone, and most oils are fine on PVC. Clean promptly after use to prevent residue buildup or staining from colored products.

Ready to keep the heat and lose the mess? Add to cart and enjoy super-discreet packaging from California, super-discreet billing on your statement, and a little sexy surprise in every box.

Shipping, Billing & Privacy

Last Updated: August 2026

Your privacy travels with every order

From the moment you check out to the moment your package arrives, every step is designed so that what you buy stays entirely between you and us.

How we appear on your statement

  • Credit / Debit Card: Sp-Tdh-Br
  • PayPal: TDH Retail Ltd

Some banks may display a slightly different or truncated version of these descriptors — this is determined by your financial institution and is outside our control.


What Discreet Shipping Means

Every package we send is prepared with your privacy in mind. If someone sees your order on your doorstep, in your mailroom, or being carried by you, they will have no way to know what’s inside. Even carrier employees handling your package cannot tell from the exterior that it contains intimate products.

  • Plain Packaging: Orders are shipped in standard brown cardboard boxes or plain poly mailers, with no decorative branding.
  • No Branding: No product names, logos, or “TheDildoHub” branding appear on the exterior of your package.
  • Carrier Markings Only: The only external markings are the shipping label and carrier tracking information required for delivery.

Plain cardboard shipping boxes used for discreet packaging

Our Shipping Boxes

We use cartons from Stock Box Company and other established packaging suppliers. The specific packaging used may vary depending on your order’s size, weight, fulfillment location, and availability. Using cartons from different suppliers does not change the discreet nature of your shipment.

All boxes used for shipping are plain, unbranded, and selected to provide appropriate protection during transit. The Stock Box Company cartons pictured above are single-wall boxes supplied from Santa Fe Springs, California. Their printed certification states that they meet the construction requirements of the applicable freight classification.

The certification shown on these cartons lists the following specifications:

  • Bursting-Test Rating: 200 pounds
  • Minimum Combined Facing Weight: 84 pounds per 1,000 square feet
  • Maximum Size Limit: 75 inches
  • Maximum Gross Weight Limit: 65 pounds

These specifications apply to the pictured Stock Box Company cartons. Other boxes may have different manufacturer specifications, but all packaging used for your order is selected for safe transit and maintains the same plain and discreet presentation.

For suitable smaller or lighter shipments, we may use padded poly mailers instead of cardboard boxes. These mailers are also plain and unbranded, with no externally visible product descriptions.


Free Shipping

Free Super Saver Shipping applies automatically to all U.S. orders over $139 — no promo code needed. Every free shipment receives the exact same discreet packaging treatment as any paid tier. Your privacy is never a function of how much you spend.


Order Processing

All orders take 1–2 business days to process before they ship. Orders placed with Express, Priority, or Rush shipping are processed on the next business day. Processing time is separate from transit time, and the delivery estimates for each shipping method begin once your order has been packed and handed to the carrier.

Orders placed on weekends and federal holidays begin processing on the next business day.

  • Processing Time: 1–2 business days for all orders. Express, Priority, and Rush orders are processed the next business day.
  • Tracking Updates: Tracking information may take 24–48 hours to update after your order ships. If it hasn't moved after 48 hours, contact us.

Shipping Rates

All rates are flat per order — not calculated by weight. The same price applies whether you're in Manhattan or rural Alaska. TheDildoHub covers any additional carrier costs; you will never be charged more than the rate shown at checkout.

Domestic Shipping — United States

All 50 states · APO/FPO/DPO · U.S. Territories · PO Boxes

Method Transit Time Price Typical Carriers & Services
Super Saver (Free) 7–10 Business Days Free (>$139) USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground
Economy 5–7 Business Days $10.95 USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard
Express 4–5 Business Days $24.95 USPS Priority Mail, FedEx Home Delivery, UPS Ground, OnTrac Express
Priority 3–4 Business Days $34.95 USPS Priority Mail Express, FedEx Express Saver, FedEx 2Day, UPS 3 Day Select, UPS 2nd Day Air
Rush 1–2 Business Days $64.95 USPS Priority Mail Express, FedEx 2Day, FedEx Overnight, UPS 2nd Day Air, UPS Next Day Air Saver

Transit times begin after your order ships — processing time is not included. Times are estimates; carrier delays, weather, and peak volumes can affect delivery. If significantly delayed, contact us and we'll make it right.

About our domestic carriers

We use USPS, FedEx, UPS, and OnTrac for reliable nationwide shipping. Our fulfillment team automatically selects the best carrier based on your location, speed, and package details. You cannot select a specific carrier, but every carrier delivers in plain, unmarked packaging.

  • FedEx: Ground Economy, Ground, Home Delivery, Express Saver, 2Day, Overnight
  • UPS: SurePost, Ground, 3 Day Select, 2nd Day Air, Next Day Air Saver
  • USPS: Ground Advantage, Priority Mail, Priority Mail Express
  • OnTrac: Ground, Standard, Express

Why is Super Saver slower than Economy?

Super Saver uses the most cost-efficient routing available at the time of fulfillment — typically consolidators or ground services with longer transit windows. Paid tiers use faster, dedicated carrier services. The same discreet packaging applies regardless of speed.

Military address shipping (APO/FPO/DPO)

TheDildoHub is proud to serve American servicemembers. All military shipments go exclusively via USPS as required by military postal regulations. Tracking is always available. Delivery may take additional time due to military postal routing, but every shipment leaves with the same discreet packaging standards.

PO Box delivery

Yes, we ship discreetly to PO Boxes across the nation via USPS. In our experience, PO Box deliveries may take a little longer — typically 1–2 additional days at most.

Delivery instructions

You can add delivery instructions at checkout. Please note that while we pass these on to the carrier, we cannot guarantee they will be followed in all cases. If delivery privacy is a concern, we recommend selecting a tracked speed so you can monitor arrival.

Why we don't guarantee delivery dates

No carrier can truly guarantee delivery in practice. Even express services are subject to delays from weather, carrier volume, and other factors outside our control. Stating estimates rather than guarantees avoids confusion. If your shipment is significantly delayed, we'll work with you to make it right.

International Shipping — Worldwide

Canada · UK · Australia · New Zealand · European Union & more

Method Transit Time Price Typical Carriers & Services
International Saver+ 10–15 Business Days $34.95 USPS First-Class International, DHL eCommerce, FedEx International Economy
International Standard 7–12 Business Days $44.95 USPS Priority Mail International, UPS Standard, FedEx International Economy
International Priority+ 4–6 Business Days $64.95 DHL Express, FedEx International Priority, UPS Worldwide Expedited, USPS Priority Mail Express International
International Rush 2–5 Business Days $84.95 DHL Express, FedEx International Priority, UPS Worldwide Express

Transit times are estimates from date of dispatch and exclude processing time. Customs clearance may add additional days. If significantly delayed, contact us.

International carriers we use

Our global carriers include USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL depending on destination and tier. All international shipments receive the same discreet packaging as domestic orders.

  • International Saver+: USPS First-Class International, DHL eCommerce, FedEx International Economy
  • International Standard: USPS Priority Mail International, UPS Standard, FedEx International Economy
  • International Priority+: DHL Express, FedEx International Priority, UPS Worldwide Expedited, USPS Priority Mail Express International
  • International Rush: DHL Express, FedEx International Priority, UPS Worldwide Express

Countries we ship to

We ship to Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia, New Zealand, and EU countries including Germany, France, Netherlands, Spain, Italy, and more. For a complete list, see our International Shipping Policy.

Full international shipping policy

For complete details — including customs duties, delivery times, and all supported countries — please visit our International Shipping Policy.


Where We Ship From

We operate several fulfillment locations across California and one on the East Coast for specific items, positioned to reach you quickly wherever you are in the US. Our system automatically selects the best facility based on inventory and proximity to your address.

  • Huntington Beach, CA 92649
  • Van Nuys, CA 91406
  • Whittier, CA 90601
  • Hightstown, NJ 08520

We do not publicly list a specific street address, as we maintain a closed, business-to-customer operation rather than a public retail storefront.


After Your Order Ships

Once your order is on its way, keeping tabs on it is easy — and if anything goes wrong, we're here to sort it out.

  • Order Confirmation Email: Your shipping notification contains a tracking link. Click it to follow your package in real time via the carrier's site.
  • Shop App by Shopify: Download the free Shop app to track all your orders from one place. Available on iOS and Android.
  • Lost or Missing Packages: If your tracking shows delivered but nothing arrived — or your shipment appears stuck — contact us right away. In most cases, packages are misrouted and located within a few days. If confirmed lost, we reship at no additional cost to you.
  • International Customs & Duties: International orders may be subject to customs duties, import taxes, or brokerage fees imposed by your country. These are not included in your order total and are the recipient's responsibility. See our International Shipping Policy for details.

Our Guarantee — 100% Satisfaction

For health and safety reasons, we do not accept returns on any item, used or unused. That said, we stand fully behind every product we sell.

Many of our products are USB or battery-operated, and on occasion a unit may arrive defective or stop working as expected. Our support team will first walk you through basic troubleshooting — often the quickest path to getting things working. If troubleshooting doesn't resolve the issue, we provide a hassle-free replacement at no additional cost.

How to request a replacement

  1. Contact our support team — available 7 days a week.
  2. Share your order number and product name along with a brief description of the issue.
  3. If the defect is visible, include a photo — this speeds up the process significantly.
  4. Once validated, your replacement ships promptly in the same discreet packaging.

Need help?

We're here seven days a week. Questions about your order, a shipment, or anything else — our support team has you covered.

We take real pride in our customer experience team. We're here to listen when you need to be heard. No chatbots, no AI customer service — just 100% discreet email support from real people.

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