A Closer Look — Giddy Up Pony Boy 17 Inch Large Horse Dildo
Folks, saddle up—because the Giddy Up Pony Boy 17 Inch Horse Dildo isn’t here for casual Sunday rides. With a flared equine tip that pops past your threshold, a shaft veined like a roadmap to bad decisions, and nearly 15 inches of insertable stretch, this beast is built for experienced players who crave extreme depth and filling fantasies. It’s equal parts challenge and reward—the kind of monster dildo you don’t forget.
At-a-Glance
Quick specs before you mount up.
Highlights
Built for those who believe “too much” is just the right amount.
- Equine Realism: Flared tip delivers a dramatic “pop” with each thrust.
- Extreme Depth: 15″ insertable length to challenge even seasoned size enthusiasts.
- Textured Shaft: Raised veins for grinding stimulation as you stretch deeper.
- Suction Cup Base: Keeps Pony Boy upright for hands-free chaos.
- Flexible Build: Medium-firm PVC balances push and comfort.
The Experience
Every inch of Pony Boy is unapologetically intense. The flared horse head slides in with a punchy pop, followed by a rippled shaft that makes sure you feel every vein. Anchor it down and ride until your legs give out—or let a partner take the reins for full cowboy energy. This is monster dildo territory: stamina, breathwork, and a lot of lube required.
- Solo Rodeo: Stick it down and ride hands-free until you’re bucked off.
- Partner Control: Strap it into a scene for domination play with horsepower.
- Endurance Training: Build tolerance session by session—it’s not a sprint, it’s a rodeo.
Measurements & Specs
For size junkies who want the raw stats up front.
- Total Length: 17″ (43.1 cm)
- Insertable Length: 15″ (38.1 cm)
- Narrowest Diameter: 1.7″ (4.3 cm) — circumference ≈ 5.34″ (13.6 cm)
- Widest Diameter: 3″ (7.6 cm) — circumference ≈ 9.42″ (23.9 cm)
- Weight: 2.71 lb (1.23 kg)
Best For / Skip If
Pony Boy doesn’t care about your limits—so you should.
- Best for: Depth trainers, monster dildo fans, equine fantasy explorers.
- Skip if: You’re a beginner—this horse throws hard, and you won’t last eight seconds.
Care & Maintenance
Aftercare is as important as the ride itself.
- Wash with warm water and soap or toy cleaner after use.
- Pat or air dry fully before storage.
- Store cool, dark, and away from other toys.
- Pair only with water-based lubricants for best longevity.
Shipping & Privacy
Discreet, fast, and always anonymous. Pony Boy arrives in plain packaging with private billing, shipped U.S., Canadian, and international with customs-friendly documentation.
- Free U.S. shipping on $139+ orders
- Standard & expedited options available
- PO box & APO/FPO/DPO friendly
Ride Hard. Stay Golden.
Add the Giddy Up Pony Boy 17 Inch Large Horse Dildo to your cart at The Dildo Hub and test your limits with a legendary monster dildo built for endurance, depth, and full equine fantasy. Every order includes discreet shipping, discreet billing, and a bonus sexy gift—because champions deserve rewards.
Free Discreet Shipping
We offer Free Economy Shipping on all U.S. orders over $139.
Shipping Rates
Shipping is calculated at checkout before payment is processed. All shipping rates are flat-rate and will not change based on the weight or size of your order. TheDildoHub covers any additional shipping costs; you will never be charged more than the advertised rate.
Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
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Free Economy | 5–7 Business Days | Free (>$139) | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground |
Economy Shipping | 5–7 Business Days | $10.95 | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard |
Standard Shipping | 3–5 Business Days | $24.95 | USPS Priority Mail, UPS Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, OnTrac Express |
Priority 3-Day | 3 Business Days | $31.95 | FedEx Express Saver, UPS 3 Day Select, USPS Priority Mail Express |
About our domestic carriers
We use USPS, FedEx, UPS, OnTrac, and occasionally DHL eCommerce to provide reliable nationwide shipping based on your region and selected service.
Why we don’t offer Next Business Day Delivery
No carrier can truly guarantee it in practice; even express services are only guaranteed on paper and remain subject to delays. This avoids confusion and frustration for everyone.
International carriers we use
Our global carriers include USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL depending on the destination and shipping tier.
Order Processing
Please allow 1–2 business days for your order to be processed and dispatched. Orders with priority shipping are given expedited handling and ship the same business day if submitted before 1 PM PST.
Weekend delivery is not guaranteed. All delivery timeframes refer to business days (Monday–Friday).
If an item is on backorder, we’ll notify you by email. Backordered items ship as soon as available at no extra shipping charge. For updates or cancellations, contact support@thedildohub.com with your order number.
Customs and Brokerage Fees
International orders to Canada, the European Union, and the rest of the world may be subject to customs duties, import taxes, or brokerage fees imposed by your country. These charges are not included in your order total. The recipient is responsible for any such fees. Please consult your local customs office for details.
Order Tracking
Tracking details will be emailed to you by the end of the business day once your order has shipped.
If you have questions, feel free to contact us anytime at support@thedildohub.com.
Our 100% Satisfaction Guarantee
For health, safety, and environmental reasons, we do not accept returns on any item, used or unused.
However, we proudly stand behind every product we ship. If your item arrives defective, damaged, or not working as intended, we offer a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee; we’ll replace it immediately, no questions asked.
To request a replacement:
- Email us at support@thedildohub.com
- Include your order number and product name
- Briefly describe the issue
- If the defect is visible, include a photo to speed up the process
Once validated, we’ll ship your replacement item at no cost right away.