Product Description
Introducing the Purple Slime Water-Based Lubricant - 4oz, your gateway to magical and mythical erotic adventures. Dare to dream of magic and unicorns with this purple, water-based Creature Slime! Drench your toys or partner in slippery, purple slime for the ultimate in erotic escapades. This slippery sensation will engulf you and your creatures, driving you to the peaks of pleasure. Keep the magic pure with an unscented formula that lets you ride the monster without any distracting aromas. Its water-based composition ensures you can easily wash away the evidence from fabric, while being versatile enough for any toy. Made without parabens and glycerin, it’s the cleanest choice for maintaining your natural harmony. Whether it's a solitary exploration or an adventure with mythical companions, this slippery delight promises unparalleled pleasure.
Product Features
- Slippery Creature Slime: Perfect for all your favorite creatures or during solo play, providing a satisfying, slippery experience.
- Unscented: Scent-free so you can enjoy the feeling without distracting monster aromas.
- Water-Based: This lube cleans up easily with soap and water and can be used with any toy type.
- Paraben and Glycerin-Free: Use only the best for internal play without worrying about messing up your pH levels.
Product Specifications
- Volume: 4 oz (118.29 mL)
- Ingredients: Aqua, Propanediol, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid, Red No. 40, Blue No. 1
- Color: Purple
Unleash Your Fantasies with Creature Slime
In our Creature Cocks lab, we use only the finest, high-quality creatures to extract slime from! Whether it's space gel from Galactica 9, sea monster froth from the deep sea squids, love juice from the easily excited jungle critters, or hell's blood from the demons of the deep, these lubes are made of the most horrific, fantastic, out-of-this-world creatures! Pair them up with your own Creature Cocks toy and enjoy the feeling of slippery, wet, fully satisfying slime.
Customer Expectations Met & Exceeded
- Discreet Packaging: Shipped in a plain, brown box to ensure your privacy. Your purchase will arrive safely and confidentially, without revealing its contents.
- Discreet Billing: Billing won’t show TheDildoHub.com on your statement. Your purchase details will be masked for complete discretion.
- Quality Assurance: Each product undergoes rigorous quality checks to ensure it meets our high standards, providing you with a reliable and premium product.
- Easy Care Instructions: To maintain the quality and longevity of your lubricant, store it at room temperature and avoid contact with eyes and ears.
FAQs
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Q: How do I clean the lubricant off surfaces?
A: This water-based lube cleans up easily with soap and water. -
Q: Is the lubricant safe for all types of toys?
A: Yes, it's water-based and compatible with any toy type. -
Q: What should I do if irritation occurs?
A: Discontinue use immediately and consult a doctor if irritation persists.
Enhance your fantasy playtime with the Purple Slime Water-Based Lubricant - 4oz. Its slippery texture, unscented formula, and versatile functionality make it a must-have for any collection. Order now from TheDildoHub.com and dive into a world of slimy, sexy pleasure. Your ultimate satisfaction is just a click away!
Discreet Shipping & Billing
📦 Welcome to our mystery box service! At TheDildoHub.com, we are committed to maintaining your privacy. Your items will be delivered in plain, unmarked boxes and envelopes, ensuring a discreet and confidential experience.
Confidential Billing 🧾
For maximum discretion, charges will appear as TDH-BR on all financial statements, including credit cards, PayPal, and Apple Pay. Rest assured, even your bank will be unaware of the details of your purchase.
Available Discreet Shipping Service 📦
Choose the pace the suits your excitement:
- Discreet Economy Shipping - 5 to 7 business days: Just $10.95. A budget-friendly option that gets your treasures to you without breaking the bank.
- Discreet Standard Shipping - 3 to 5 business days: Only $24.95. Opt for a faster journey to pleasure.
- Discreet Priority Shipping - 2-3 business days: $31.95 for those who just can’t wait to indulge.
Please note: All domestic shipments are handled via USPS, UPS, FedEx, and OnTrac.
Occasionally, we may use SpeedX or UniUni (think Uber but for small packages) for local addresses in throughout the states of California, New York, New Jersey, and Nevada.
Discreet Delivery Timeframes ⏰
Hold onto your hats—our trusted delivery partners, including USPS, UPS, FedEx, and OnTrac, are working their magic to bring you joy! Our standard order processing time is 24 to 48 business hours for all in-stock items.
TIME IN TRANSIT ESTIMATES
SHIPPING METHOD - CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES | TRANSIT TIME (EXCLUDES ORDER PROCESSING TIME) |
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Free Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service) | Delivers 5-7 business days (Mon - Fri) after ship date. |
Economy Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service) | Delivers 5-7 business (Mon - Fri) after ship date. |
Standard Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service) | Delivers 3-5 business days (Mon - Fri) after ship date. |
Priority Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service) | Delivers 2-3 business days (Mon - Fri) after ship date. |
Fast Domestic Shipping🏃♂️
Eager to unwrap your pleasure? You're in luck! Nearly all our sultry stock sashays to your doorstep within 3-5 business days after shipping. Now that's fast service with a sexy smile! 😏
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From the majestic mountains of Maine to the sun-kissed beaches of California—and everywhere in between including Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, the Marshall Islands and all U.S. territories—TheDildoHub.com delivers delight to your doorstep.
We also ship to APO, FPO, and DPO addresses.
❗ Please note, orders destined for non-continental U.S. locations, like Alaska and Hawaii, may take a bit longer to arrive.
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