A Closer Look at the 9 Inch Resurrector Squirting Phoenix Dildo + Free 8 oz Monster Cum Lube
If you’ve ever wanted to be reborn in a fountain of your own making, congratulations; you’ve met your match. The 9 Inch Resurrector Squirting Phoenix Dildo is a mythical beast in silicone form, complete with a burning-red shaft, stark-white base, and an internal chamber that turns your chosen lube into a volcanic eruption of squirt. Handcrafted texture, a fat knot, and rows of bumps make each thrust an epic saga of pleasure and sheer, soaked-in drama.
This isn’t a delicate journey; it’s a phoenix rising, falling, and rising again in an endless loop of pulsating ecstasy. Fill the 100 mL syringe with the included free 8 oz of “Monster Cum Lube” (or any water-based lube you fancy), prime the tubing, and boom; you’ve got full control over your own explosive climax. Anchor it on any smooth surface with the heroic suction cup base, strap it into your favorite harness, or go rogue and hold it in your own hands. Either way, expect a spectacle.
- Mythical Phoenix Design: Bold red shaft, white base, sculpted bumps, beads, and that fat phoenix knot for an otherworldly ride.
- Squirting Mechanism: 100 mL syringe and 28″ tubing deliver your lube directly to the hollow core; prepare for a wet, wild rebirth.
- Strong Suction Cup Base: Hands-free stability on any flat, non-porous surface. Hold tight as you squirt and slay.
- Premium Silicone: Body-safe, phthalate-free silicone; firm enough for impact, flexible enough to bend without breaking your will.
- Harness Compatible: Flared base plays nicely with most O-ring harnesses. Peg, be pegged, or just watch yourself get soaked.
Key Features & Benefits of This Squirting Phoenix Dildo
- Epic Fantasy Fulfillment: Turn your solo or partnered play into a legendary saga of rise-and-fall orgasms.
- Interactive Control: You decide when and how much to squirt. No surprises—except how much you’ll love it.
- Low-Maintenance Cleaning: Silicone, tubing, and syringe soak easily in warm soapy water. Ready for your next resurrection in minutes.
- Versatile Play: Use the included cum lube or swap in your favorite water-based lubricant for endless experimentation.
- Visual Spectacle: Transparent tubing and a clear base let you watch every glorious drop coursing through your phantom phoenix.
Measurements
- Overall Length: 9.1 inches (23.11 cm)
- Insertable Length: 7.5 inches (19.05 cm)
- Diameter Range: 1.6 inches (4.06 cm) to 2.7 inches (6.86 cm)
- Syringe Capacity: 100 mL
- Hose Length: 28 inches (71.12 cm)
- Material: Premium, phthalate-free silicone (dildo & hose); polypropylene (syringe)
- Color: Red shaft, white base
What to Expect
This rod isn’t here to whisper sweet nothings; it’s here to hose you down in hot, liquidity-laced ecstasy. Expect firm resistance, a wildly sculpted texture, and a gushing finale that feels like you’re summoning a fountain. Fully hands-free or harness-assisted, the squirting spectacle will have you believing in mythical resurrection all over again.
Safety and Preparation Guidelines
- Use Water-Based Lube Only: Silicone-compatible, won’t degrade the toy or tubing.
- Prime Carefully: Fill and test the syringe connection before insertion to avoid mid-session leaks.
- Secure the Suction Base: Clean the surface, press firmly, and tug gently to confirm adhesion.
- Inspect Before Use: Check tubing and syringe seals for cracks or wear. No one needs a lube waterfall on the floor.
- Clean Thoroughly: Warm water, mild soap, and toy cleaner. Rinse and air-dry completely before storage.
Compatibility Information
- Lubricants: Water-based only. Don’t tempt fate (or silicone damage) with silicone- or oil-based lubes.
- Cleaning: Hose and syringe detach for soaking. Rinse until clear, then air-dry components individually.
- Storage: Keep away from direct sunlight and heat. Store separately from other silicone toys to prevent material bonding.
FAQs About the Resurrector Squirting Phoenix Dildo
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How do I adjust the squirting strength?
Control it by how forcefully you push the syringe plunger—slow for teasing, fast for volcanic eruptions. -
Will it leak during play?
Not if you prime properly and ensure a snug syringe-tube connection. Always test before full insertion. -
Can I use it in a harness?
Yes, the flared white base fits most O-ring harness systems for pegging or role reversal play. -
Is it beginner-friendly?
Fair warning: it’s thick (2.7″ at the widest) and squirts like a champ. Novices should proceed with caution and plenty of lube. -
Does the cum lube have a scent or taste?
Neutral, unscented, and non-edible. Perfect for when things get up close and messy.
Discreet Shipping from TheDildoHub
- Stealthy Packaging: Plain ol' boring packaging, zero hints of your squirting phoenix fantasies inside.
- Fast U.S. Delivery: Ships from Los Angeles for a fast, fully-tracked nationwide delivery. Your geyser of delight can’t wait.
- Real Support: Questions about viscosity, cleaning, or Phoenix lore? Our team has you covered; no feathers required.
Rise, Squirt, Repeat with the Resurrector Phoenix Dildo
Whether you’re rebirthing yourself or your partner in a tidal wave of premium lube, the 9 Inch Resurrector Squirting Phoenix Dildo + free 8 oz of monster cum lube is your ticket to mythic, moisture-laden bliss. Order now and witness your very own eruption of pleasure; just don’t forget the towels.
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