Step into a world where pleasure and pain intertwine with the Saffron Square Paddle. This exquisitely designed tool is your ultimate partner in a sensual dance of dominance and submission. Crafted in a bold, rigid red, this square paddle isn’t just an accessory—it’s an experience. Whether you’re a seasoned practitioner or an explorer of the erotic arts, this paddle promises to deliver just the right mix of intensity and elegance to elevate your boudoir adventures.
Overview: Elegance Meets Intensity
Imagine a tool that can be both a friend and a formidable foe—an instrument that commands respect and ignites desire with every caress and smack. The Saffron Square Paddle does exactly that. Bound in soft, smooth vegan leather, its luxurious texture soothes while it prepares to deliver a satisfying, controlled impact. Its striking red hue is as much a feast for the eyes as it is a signal of the passion and power it holds, making it a statement piece in any BDSM arsenal.
Features That Empower Your Play
Exquisite Design and Sensual Aesthetics
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Vibrant Rigid Red:
The paddle’s bold color sets the stage for an unforgettable experience, ensuring that your play space is illuminated with passion and promise. -
Smooth Vegan Leather:
Wrapped in soft, smooth vegan leather, the paddle delivers both comfort and impact. Every caress of its surface is designed to seduce, while its firmness guarantees the right amount of intensity to make the mercury rise in your bedroom scene.
Enhanced Control and Security
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Wrist Loop for Stability:
The integrated wrist loop not only adds a touch of style but also provides extra security during use. This feature ensures that you remain in command, with a steady grip that allows you to deliver precise, controlled strikes. -
Convenient Hanging Point:
After your session, store your paddle with ease using the hanging point. This thoughtful detail keeps your Saffron Square Paddle accessible and ready for the next encounter, while maintaining its pristine condition.
Unleash the Power of Sensual Punishment
A Versatile Tool for Pleasure and Pain
The Saffron Square Paddle is not just about delivering punishment—it’s about exploring the delicious interplay of power dynamics. Use it to:
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Slap and Smack:
Experience the perfect balance of sting and satisfaction as you apply just enough force to tease and tantalize. -
Enhance Your BDSM Play:
Incorporate the paddle into your scenes to accentuate roles of dominance and submission, allowing you to tailor the intensity to your mood and desires.
For the Discerning Masochist
This paddle is designed for those who appreciate the finer nuances of BDSM play. It is a tool that commands attention and respect, offering a refined experience that is as much about aesthetics as it is about performance. The Saffron Square Paddle becomes an extension of your will, transforming every strike into a symphony of controlled passion and exquisite discipline.
Embrace Your Dark Desires
Elevate your intimate play with the Saffron Square Paddle. Its elegant design and powerful impact make it an essential addition to any collection of BDSM accessories. Whether used in a scene of passionate punishment or as a provocative accent to your erotic repertoire, this paddle invites you to explore the tantalizing balance of pleasure and pain. Embrace the power, unleash the desire, and let every strike be a testament to your mastery of the art of sensual discipline.
Discreet Shipping & Billing
Last Updated: January 2026
Every order ships in plain, unmarked packaging—brown boxes or poly mailers with no logos, no product descriptions, and nothing that reveals the contents. Your credit card statement shows Sp Tdh-Br, not "TheDildoHub." Privacy isn't an upgrade—it's standard on every order.
Note: Some banks may display a slightly different or truncated version of this descriptor—this is determined by your financial institution and is outside our control.
What Discreet Shipping Means
Every package we send is prepared with your privacy in mind:
• Plain packaging: Standard brown cardboard boxes or plain poly mailers
• No branding: No logos, no product names, no "TheDildoHub" anywhere on the exterior
• Neutral return address: Shows a city and state only—no business name
• Carrier barcodes only: The only markings are your shipping label and carrier tracking info
If someone sees your package on your doorstep, in your mailroom, or being carried by you, they will have no way to know what's inside. Even carrier employees who handle your package cannot tell from the exterior that it contains intimate products.
Free Discreet Shipping
We offer Free Super Saver Shipping on all U.S. orders over $139. Every shipment—free or paid—receives the same discreet packaging treatment.
Order Processing & Fulfillment
Orders placed by 1:00 PM PT on business days are fulfilled and shipped the same day. Orders placed after 1:00 PM PT, or on weekends or federal holidays, ship the next business day.
Tracking information may take 24–48 hours to update after your order ships.
Shipping Rates
All shipping rates are flat-rate per order (not by weight) and apply to U.S. destinations in all states—same price whether you're in Manhattan or rural Alaska. TheDildoHub covers any additional shipping costs; you will never be charged more than the advertised rate.
| Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
|---|---|---|---|
| Super Saver (Free) | 7–12 Business Days | Free (>$139) | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground |
| Economy | 5–7 Business Days | $10.95 | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard |
| Express | 3–5 Business Days | $24.95 | USPS Priority Mail, FedEx Home Delivery, UPS Ground, OnTrac Express |
| Priority | 2–3 Business Days | $34.95 | USPS Priority Mail Express, FedEx Express Saver, FedEx 2Day, UPS 3 Day Select, UPS 2nd Day Air |
| Rush (1–2 Day) | 1–2 Business Days | $64.95 | USPS Priority Mail Express, FedEx 2Day, FedEx Overnight, UPS 2nd Day Air, UPS Next Day Air Saver |
Delivery estimates are transit times after your order ships (processing time not included). Transit times are estimates and not guaranteed; carrier delays, weather, and peak-season volume can affect delivery dates. If your order is significantly delayed, contact us and we'll help make it right.
About our domestic carriers
We use USPS, FedEx, UPS, and OnTrac to provide reliable nationwide shipping. Our fulfillment team automatically selects the best carrier based on your location, shipping speed, and package details. You cannot select a specific carrier, but rest assured—every carrier delivers your package in plain, unmarked packaging.
Carrier services by speed:
- FedEx: Ground Economy, Ground, Home Delivery, Express Saver, 2Day, Overnight
- UPS: SurePost, Ground, 3 Day Select, 2nd Day Air, Next Day Air Saver
- USPS: Ground Advantage, Priority Mail, Priority Mail Express
- OnTrac: Ground, Standard, Express
Last-mile delivery partners
We may occasionally use UniUni or SpeedX for final-mile delivery in certain areas. Think of these as "Uber for small packages"—crowdsourced delivery networks carefully vetted to meet our service and discretion standards. Your package remains in plain, unmarked packaging regardless of which carrier completes the final delivery.
Military address shipping (APO/FPO/DPO)
TheDildoHub is proud to serve American servicemen and women. Those who sacrifice everything for our wellbeing deserve access to quality intimate wellness products.
All military shipments go exclusively via USPS as required by military postal regulations. Tracking is always available. Delivery may take extra time due to military postal routing, but every shipment is prepared with the same discreet packaging standards—your privacy is protected no matter where you're stationed.
PO Box delivery
Yes, we ship discreetly to PO Boxes across the nation via USPS.
Why we don't guarantee delivery dates
No carrier can truly guarantee delivery in practice; even express services are only guaranteed on paper and remain subject to delays from weather, carrier volume, and other factors. Stating estimates rather than guarantees avoids confusion and frustration for everyone. If your shipment is significantly delayed, we'll work with you to make it right.
| Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
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| Standard International | 7–14 Business Days | $34.95 | USPS First-Class International, USPS Priority Mail International, DHL eCommerce, UPS Standard, FedEx International Economy |
| Priority International | 5–10 Business Days | $64.95 | DHL Express, FedEx International Priority, UPS Worldwide Expedited, UPS Worldwide Express, USPS Priority Mail Express International |
International carriers we use
Our global carriers include USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL depending on the destination and shipping tier. All international shipments receive the same discreet packaging as domestic orders.
International carrier services:
- USPS: First-Class International, Priority Mail International, Priority Mail Express International
- FedEx: International Economy, International Priority
- UPS: Standard, Worldwide Expedited, Worldwide Express
- DHL: eCommerce, Express
Countries we ship to
We ship internationally to Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia, New Zealand, and countries in the European Union including Germany, France, Netherlands, Spain, Italy, and more. For a complete list and additional details, see our International Shipping Policy.
Full international shipping policy
For complete details on international shipping—including customs duties, delivery times, and all countries we ship to—please visit our International Shipping Policy.
Where We Ship From
We ship from multiple fulfillment centers for fast, reliable nationwide coverage:
California: Huntington Beach, Chatsworth, Santa Ana
New Jersey: East Windsor
Our system automatically selects the best facility based on inventory and proximity to your address. Regardless of where your order ships from, every package is prepared to our strict discretion standards—plain packaging, no branding, complete privacy.
Customs and Brokerage Fees
International orders may be subject to customs duties, import taxes, or brokerage fees imposed by your country. These charges are not included in your order total and are the recipient's responsibility. Please consult your local customs office for details. For more information, see our International Shipping Policy.
Order Tracking
Once your order ships, you can track it via:
1. Order Confirmation Email — Click the tracking link in your shipping notification.
2. Shop App by Shopify — Download the free Shop app to track all your orders in one place.
If you have questions, contact us anytime at support@thedildohub.com.
Our 100% Satisfaction Guarantee
For health, safety, and environmental reasons, we do not accept returns on any item, used or unused.
However, we proudly stand behind every product we ship. If your item arrives defective, damaged, or not working as intended, we offer a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee—we'll replace it immediately, no questions asked.
To request a replacement:
- Email us at support@thedildohub.com
- Include your order number and product name
- Briefly describe the issue
- If the defect is visible, include a photo to speed up the process
Once validated, we'll ship your replacement item at no cost—in the same discreet packaging, of course.
Questions?
Contact us at support@thedildohub.com. We're here to help while protecting your privacy.
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