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It crawls. It thrusts. It squirms. The Squirmer Monster Dildo is a writhing fantasy rod covered in round, textured knobs that massage every nerve ending while it drives deep inside you. With 5 thrusting patterns and 3 speeds + 7 vibration modes, this thrusting and vibrating fantasy dildo is equal parts insectoid nightmare and blissful pleasure engine. The colorful shaft — a mix of green, blue, and yellow — makes it look like something hatched in a radioactive jungle, ready to burrow straight into your dirtiest daydreams. With a suction-cup base for hands-free indulgence and harness compatibility for shared horror, the **Squirmer** is here to prove that creepy-crawly can feel oh-so-good.
| Design | Caterpillar-inspired shaft with rows of soft, round knobs |
| Motion | 5 thrusting modes + 3 speeds and 7 vibration patterns |
| Base | Wide suction-cup base for stability; harness compatible |
| Remote | Wireless control up to 19.7 feet away (AAA battery not included) |
| Material | Premium body-safe silicone; ABS plastic inner mechanics |
| Perfect For | Sci-fi roleplay, horror kink, bug-chasing fantasies, and texture lovers |
Lube liberally with water-based lube, then mount the suction cup to your favorite flat surface. Switch between thrusting and vibrating modes using the wireless remote — or hand it to a partner for unpredictable squirming torment. Strap it into a harness for shared alien-bug fantasy play, or ride it solo until the crawl becomes a climax. Clean with toy-safe soap and water, then recharge with the USB cord to keep it wriggling for your next invasion.
The Squirmer 8.8 Inch Thrusting & Vibrating Silicone Dildo isn’t just a toy — it’s a squirming, buzzing monster that feels alive inside you. Order today from TheDildoHub for discreet shipping and no judgment (except maybe from entomologists). Whether you’re chasing a sci-fi nightmare or just craving textured chaos, the Squirmer is ready to burrow into your fantasies.
We offer Free Economy Shipping on all U.S. orders over $139.
Shipping is calculated at checkout before payment is processed. All shipping rates are flat-rate and will not change based on the weight or size of your order. TheDildoHub covers any additional shipping costs; you will never be charged more than the advertised rate.
| Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
|---|---|---|---|
| Free Economy | 5–7 Business Days | Free (>$139) | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground |
| Economy Shipping | 5–7 Business Days | $10.95 | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard |
| Standard Shipping | 3–5 Business Days | $24.95 | USPS Priority Mail, UPS Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, OnTrac Express |
| Priority 3-Day | 3 Business Days | $31.95 | FedEx Express Saver, UPS 3 Day Select, USPS Priority Mail Express |
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