A Closer Look at the Deluxe Adjustable St. Andrew’s Cross

Sometimes, all you need to ruin a perfectly normal living space is a giant X and a safe word. The Deluxe Adjustable St. Andrew’s Cross is a free-standing, portable, and fully padded ode to restraint, power play, and very poor decision-making that somehow feels *so* right. Whether you're setting up a permanent dungeon corner or bringing your scene on the road (bless your chaotic energy), this cross is the sleek and sinful centerpiece your kink collection deserves.

Crafted from iron and wood, then wrapped in cushioned vegan leather padding, this cross doesn’t just look like a punishment throne—it *feels* like one. Adjustable angle settings (70°, 75°, and 80°) let you customize for body size, comfort, or just your mood. With four built-in attachment points, it’s ready to host wrists, ankles, and anyone who’s bad and brave enough to be bound upright. At only 47 lbs, it’s surprisingly mobile for something that radiates “permanent lifestyle choice.”

• Classic Dungeon Aesthetic: Black vegan leather on foam padding gives it that “luxury suffering” vibe you didn’t know you needed.
• Free-Standing Frame: No wall mounting, no screws, no judgment—just place it wherever you want to ruin someone’s day.
• Adjustable Tilt: Choose your angle of attack—literally. Adjust from 70°, 75°, or 80° to suit different heights and scenarios.
• Four Attachment Points: Integrated eyelets let you secure ankles and wrists without hunting for tie-down spots.
• Portable & Lightweight: Weighs just 47 lbs, so you can take your moral ambiguity to-go.

Key Features & Benefits of This St. Andrew’s Cross

• Perfect for Home or Travel: Lightweight yet sturdy, it’s easy to set up at home or bring to a hotel, party, or ill-advised Airbnb.
• Ergonomic Padding: Thick foam padding along the arms, legs, and torso pad keep your scene partner comfy while they suffer beautifully.
• Adjustable Design: Not everyone is the same height—or tolerance level. Customize positioning for comfort, access, and alignment with whatever devious tool you’re using next.
• Standalone Structure: No need to defile your drywall. The frame supports itself and your victim—I mean, volunteer—effortlessly.
• Discreet Storage Friendly (Sort Of): Not *exactly* subtle, but light enough to tuck away when Aunt Susan visits unexpectedly.

Measurements

• Assembled Dimensions: 72.2" H x 43.5" W x 34" D
• Arm & Leg Pads: 29" L x 6.5" W
• Torso Pad: 19" L x 15.5" W
• Stand Angles: 70°, 75°, 80°
• Weight: 47 lbs (21.5 kg)
• Materials: Iron, wood, foam, vegan leather
• Color: Black

What to Expect

Expect full-body immobilization, scene-ready ergonomics, and an unmistakable “we’re not just cuddling” energy. This cross is made for long sessions, firm positioning, and dramatic reveals. Also, expect a slight hit to your moral compass—just roll with it.

Safety and Preparation Guidelines

• Ensure the cross is placed on a flat, stable surface before use. Nothing says “mood killer” like tipping over mid-spank.
• Use compatible cuffs or straps with the built-in attachment points—no duct tape, you animal.
• Check all padding and joints for wear before each session. A busted cross is only fun metaphorically.
• Clean regularly using mild cleaning solution and a soft cloth. This isn’t your sweat rag, it’s a statement piece.

Compatibility Information

• Restraints: Compatible with most standard ankle and wrist cuffs. Chain, rope, or Velcro—your choice, your shame.
• Cleaning: Wipe vegan leather with a gentle cleaner; avoid harsh chemicals or scrubbing like you're trying to erase your sins.
• Storage: Lean against a wall, hide behind a curtain, or pretend it’s abstract art. You’re resourceful.

FAQs About the Deluxe St. Andrew’s Cross

• Does it need to be mounted?
  Nope. It’s fully freestanding. You can keep your landlord blissfully ignorant.
• Can it be disassembled?
  It doesn’t fold down, but it's light enough to move and store as-is with minimal effort (and maximal awkwardness).
• Is the padding removable?
  No, but it's easy to wipe down. Built for comfort *and* cleanup.
• Can this be used with other bondage accessories?
  Absolutely. Whips, floggers, blindfolds, emotional baggage—you name it.
• Is it beginner friendly?
  Yes, if you’re ready to commit to vertical kink architecture. It’s the gateway drug to dungeon furniture.

Discreet Shipping from TheDildoHub

• Plain Packaging: Nobody has to know you ordered a lightweight bondage crucifix. It’s our secret.
• Fast U.S. Delivery: Ships quickly and discreetly from our warehouse in Los Angeles. Your sins won’t wait.
• Helpful Support Team: Got questions about bondage angles or cleaning methods? We’re here. No judgment. Maybe a little.

Make Your Room Repent with the Deluxe Adjustable St. Andrew’s Cross

This isn’t décor. It’s a lifestyle choice. Whether you’re staging a full scene or just like the vibe of casual crucifixion, the Deluxe Adjustable St. Andrew’s Cross transforms any space into a pleasure-ready zone of restraint, control, and artful surrender. Don’t just lean into kink—get strapped to it.