Pleasure Overview — Thanus 8.7 Inch Creature Stroker Sleeve
Ready to fuck the galaxy’s most dangerous ass? The Thanus Creature Stroker opens a wormhole straight to purple alien booty so tight it could snap you in half. Slide into this otherworldly backdoor and stroke your way through deep alien textures, plush rubber, and suction that doesn’t quit. Whether you’re craving galactic domination or just looking to blow a load inside a cosmic baddie, this stroker has the grip, depth, and suction to milk you hard and leave you wrecked. Warning: repeated use may result in your soul getting devoured (along with your cum).
At a Glance — Thanus Alien Stroker
Design | Fantasy stroker molded as tight, alien ass in deadly purple |
Functions | Ribbed textures, soft inner sleeve, suction-control plug |
Base | Plastic case with easy-grip design & removable cap |
Material | Soft rubber stroker with firm plastic and silicone outer shell |
Waterproof Rating | Fully washable with warm water and soap (open-ended) |
Best For | Fantasy stroking, edging, alien ass worship, intergalactic domination |
Measurements & Specifications — Thanus 8.7 Inch Masturbation Sleeve
- Overall Length (Case): 8.7 in (22.1 cm)
- Insertion Depth: 7.2 in (18.3 cm)
- Diameter: ~3.4 in (8.6 cm)
- Weight: 1.44 lb (0.65 kg)
- Materials: Rubber (stroker), plastic & silicone (case + plug)
- Power: None — powered by your filthy imagination
- Colors: Evil purple
Make It Yours Today
Thrust into the endgame with the Thanus 8.7 Inch Creature Stroker Sleeve. This monster hole is hungry, stretchy, and damn near addictive. Snag it today at TheDildoHub and we’ll ship it fast, discreet, and judgment-free anywhere in the U.S. Ready to fuck a supervillain’s ass? Thought so.
Free Discreet Shipping
We offer Free Economy Shipping on all U.S. orders over $139.
Shipping Rates
Shipping is calculated at checkout before payment is processed. All shipping rates are flat-rate and will not change based on the weight or size of your order. TheDildoHub covers any additional shipping costs; you will never be charged more than the advertised rate.
Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
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Free Economy | 5–7 Business Days | Free (>$139) | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground |
Economy Shipping | 5–7 Business Days | $10.95 | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard |
Standard Shipping | 3–5 Business Days | $24.95 | USPS Priority Mail, UPS Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, OnTrac Express |
Priority 3-Day | 3 Business Days | $31.95 | FedEx Express Saver, UPS 3 Day Select, USPS Priority Mail Express |
About our domestic carriers
We use USPS, FedEx, UPS, OnTrac, and occasionally DHL eCommerce to provide reliable nationwide shipping based on your region and selected service.
Why we don’t offer Next Business Day Delivery
No carrier can truly guarantee it in practice; even express services are only guaranteed on paper and remain subject to delays. This avoids confusion and frustration for everyone.
International carriers we use
Our global carriers include USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL depending on the destination and shipping tier.
Order Processing
Please allow 1–2 business days for your order to be processed and dispatched. Orders with priority shipping are given expedited handling and ship the same business day if submitted before 1 PM PST.
Weekend delivery is not guaranteed. All delivery timeframes refer to business days (Monday–Friday).
If an item is on backorder, we’ll notify you by email. Backordered items ship as soon as available at no extra shipping charge. For updates or cancellations, contact support@thedildohub.com with your order number.
Customs and Brokerage Fees
International orders to Canada, the European Union, and the rest of the world may be subject to customs duties, import taxes, or brokerage fees imposed by your country. These charges are not included in your order total. The recipient is responsible for any such fees. Please consult your local customs office for details.
Order Tracking
Tracking details will be emailed to you by the end of the business day once your order has shipped.
If you have questions, feel free to contact us anytime at support@thedildohub.com.
Our 100% Satisfaction Guarantee
For health, safety, and environmental reasons, we do not accept returns on any item, used or unused.
However, we proudly stand behind every product we ship. If your item arrives defective, damaged, or not working as intended, we offer a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee; we’ll replace it immediately, no questions asked.
To request a replacement:
- Email us at support@thedildohub.com
- Include your order number and product name
- Briefly describe the issue
- If the defect is visible, include a photo to speed up the process
Once validated, we’ll ship your replacement item at no cost right away.