An Introduction to the Curved Dicktator 13-Mode Vibrating Giant Dildo Thruster
Subtlety is overrated—sometimes you need a toy that takes control. The Curved Dicktator isn’t a suggestion, it’s an order. With its wicked curve, veiny PVC shaft, and 13 modes of vibration, this beast commands attention and obedience. At 13.5″ total length with 8.75″ insertable inches, it’s built to drill deep, target your sweetest spots, and leave you gasping for more. Think of it as your very own drill sergeant—unyielding, relentless, and unapologetically demanding.
Standout Features
What sets the Dicktator apart in the vibrating dildo ranks? A few reasons you’ll bow down:
- Realistic, Curved Design: Bulbous head and textured veins for lifelike thrusts and targeted pressure.
- 13 Intensity Modes: 3 steady vibration speeds plus 10 pulsating rhythms to keep your body guessing.
- Easy-Grip Handle: Textured ABS base keeps it steady while you lose control.
- Generous Size: 13.5″ total, 8.75″ insertable, 2.2″ thick—built for experienced players.
- Portable Power: Runs on 4 AAA batteries, making it cordless and combat-ready anywhere (batteries not included, but often gifted with Energizer brand by TheDildoHub).
Stats & Specs
Before you enlist, here are the hard numbers:
What Awaits You
The Dicktator delivers deep, rumbly vibrations mixed with pulse patterns that feel like a relentless internal drumline. Its slight curve directs the force toward your G-spot or prostate, while the girthy 2.2″ shaft ensures you’re fully stretched. Expect a full-body reaction that radiates outward—this is a commanding experience, not a polite suggestion.
Prep & Play Guidelines
Conquer wisely—big toys demand proper rituals. Here’s your battle plan:
- Warm up and drench it in water-based lube—no exceptions.
- Check the battery seal before inserting—malfunctions ruin morale.
- Pay attention to your body—if it protests, scale down the intensity.
- Wash shaft with soap/toy cleaner; wipe ABS handle with damp cloth.
- Store dry, away from other toys, preferably in a pouch or box.
Compatibility Notes
Know your tools before deployment:
- Lube: Water-based only. Silicone and oils may damage PVC.
- Cleaning: Hand-wash shaft, wipe handle—keep electronics dry.
- Storage: Isolate to prevent material clashes. Cool, dry conditions work best.
FAQs
Common questions from recruits of the Dicktator:
- Power source? 4 AAA batteries only—portable, no wall plug.
- Beginner-friendly? Not unless your “beginner” badge includes taming a 2.2″ girth tyrant.
- Noise level? Mid-range hum—quiet enough behind closed doors.
- Waterproof? No—this dictator does not swim.
- Too intense? Switch patterns, lower speed, or give yourself a breather.
Shipping & Privacy
Orders ship quickly and quietly plain packaging, no telltale labels, and discreet billing descriptors. U.S. deliveries dispatch from California, with Canadian and international options available.
- Free U.S. shipping on $139+ orders
- Standard and expedited delivery speeds
- PO box and APO/FPO/DPO friendly
Submit to the Dicktator
Ready to stop negotiating with your pleasure? The Curved Dicktator 13-Mode Vibrating Giant Dildo Thruster is standing by. Add it to your cart at TheDildoHub, load it with lube (and batteries), and let the regime begin. Discreet shipping, private billing, and a sexy bonus gift are all part of the package.
Free Discreet Shipping
We offer Free Economy Shipping on all U.S. orders over $139.
Shipping Rates
Shipping is calculated at checkout before payment is processed. All shipping rates are flat-rate and will not change based on the weight or size of your order. TheDildoHub covers any additional shipping costs; you will never be charged more than the advertised rate.
Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
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Free Economy | 5–7 Business Days | Free (>$139) | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground |
Economy Shipping | 5–7 Business Days | $10.95 | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard |
Standard Shipping | 3–5 Business Days | $24.95 | USPS Priority Mail, UPS Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, OnTrac Express |
Priority 3-Day | 3 Business Days | $31.95 | FedEx Express Saver, UPS 3 Day Select, USPS Priority Mail Express |
About our domestic carriers
We use USPS, FedEx, UPS, OnTrac, and occasionally DHL eCommerce to provide reliable nationwide shipping based on your region and selected service.
Why we don’t offer Next Business Day Delivery
No carrier can truly guarantee it in practice; even express services are only guaranteed on paper and remain subject to delays. This avoids confusion and frustration for everyone.
International carriers we use
Our global carriers include USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL depending on the destination and shipping tier.
Order Processing
Please allow 1–2 business days for your order to be processed and dispatched. Orders with priority shipping are given expedited handling and ship the same business day if submitted before 1 PM PST.
Weekend delivery is not guaranteed. All delivery timeframes refer to business days (Monday–Friday).
If an item is on backorder, we’ll notify you by email. Backordered items ship as soon as available at no extra shipping charge. For updates or cancellations, contact support@thedildohub.com with your order number.
Customs and Brokerage Fees
International orders to Canada, the European Union, and the rest of the world may be subject to customs duties, import taxes, or brokerage fees imposed by your country. These charges are not included in your order total. The recipient is responsible for any such fees. Please consult your local customs office for details.
Order Tracking
Tracking details will be emailed to you by the end of the business day once your order has shipped.
If you have questions, feel free to contact us anytime at support@thedildohub.com.
Our 100% Satisfaction Guarantee
For health, safety, and environmental reasons, we do not accept returns on any item, used or unused.
However, we proudly stand behind every product we ship. If your item arrives defective, damaged, or not working as intended, we offer a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee; we’ll replace it immediately, no questions asked.
To request a replacement:
- Email us at support@thedildohub.com
- Include your order number and product name
- Briefly describe the issue
- If the defect is visible, include a photo to speed up the process
Once validated, we’ll ship your replacement item at no cost right away.