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Folks, sometimes words just aren’t enough, and that’s when The Big Middle Finger comes in. Equal parts cheeky gag gift and satisfying dildo, this firm yet flexible toy delivers a playful “fuck you” in the most literal way possible. Sculpted with realistic finger detail, subtle textures, and a strong suction base, it’s built for both comedy and climax. Whether you’re flying solo or strapping in with a partner, TheDildoHub makes sure you’ll be flipping birds in style.
This isn’t just a toy — it’s a statement. Slide it in and enjoy its girth, ride it hands-free against a wall, or strap it on to flip off your partner in the kinkiest way possible. Whether you’re chasing genuine stimulation or setting the mood at a party, The Big Middle Finger delivers laughs and lust in equal measure.
The Dildo Hub ships every item with your privacy in mind: discreet packaging, discreet billing, and fast dispatch from U.S. warehouses. Canadian and international orders clear customs smoothly thanks to our careful documentation.
Add The Big Middle Finger 8.4 Inch Silicone Dildo to your cart at TheDildoHub today and enjoy a blend of humor, size, and quality that’s built to satisfy. With discreet shipping, discreet billing, and a sexy gift in every order, it’s the ultimate way to flip off boredom.
We offer Free Economy Shipping on all U.S. orders over $139.
Shipping is calculated at checkout before payment is processed. All shipping rates are flat-rate and will not change based on the weight or size of your order. TheDildoHub covers any additional shipping costs; you will never be charged more than the advertised rate.
| Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
|---|---|---|---|
| Free Economy | 5–7 Business Days | Free (>$139) | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground |
| Economy Shipping | 5–7 Business Days | $10.95 | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard |
| Standard Shipping | 3–5 Business Days | $24.95 | USPS Priority Mail, UPS Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, OnTrac Express |
| Priority 3-Day | 3 Business Days | $31.95 | FedEx Express Saver, UPS 3 Day Select, USPS Priority Mail Express |
We use USPS, FedEx, UPS, OnTrac, and occasionally DHL eCommerce to provide reliable nationwide shipping based on your region and selected service.
No carrier can truly guarantee it in practice; even express services are only guaranteed on paper and remain subject to delays. This avoids confusion and frustration for everyone.
Our global carriers include USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL depending on the destination and shipping tier.
Please allow 1–2 business days for your order to be processed and dispatched. Orders with priority shipping are given expedited handling and ship the same business day if submitted before 1 PM PST.
Weekend delivery is not guaranteed. All delivery timeframes refer to business days (Monday–Friday).
If an item is on backorder, we’ll notify you by email. Backordered items ship as soon as available at no extra shipping charge. For updates or cancellations, contact support@thedildohub.com with your order number.
International orders to Canada, the European Union, and the rest of the world may be subject to customs duties, import taxes, or brokerage fees imposed by your country. These charges are not included in your order total. The recipient is responsible for any such fees. Please consult your local customs office for details.
Tracking details will be emailed to you by the end of the business day once your order has shipped.
If you have questions, feel free to contact us anytime at support@thedildohub.com.
For health, safety, and environmental reasons, we do not accept returns on any item, used or unused.
However, we proudly stand behind every product we ship. If your item arrives defective, damaged, or not working as intended, we offer a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee; we’ll replace it immediately, no questions asked.
To request a replacement:
Once validated, we’ll ship your replacement item at no cost right away.
