Introducing the "The Milker Mega-Pod Sucking Masturbator," a groundbreaking innovation in the realm of personal pleasure. This automatic stroker is not just a device; it's your gateway to an unparalleled sensory voyage, meticulously designed to surpass your wildest fantasies.
Key Features
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Measurements:
- Case: 6.1 inches in length and 2.9 inches in width, perfectly sized for discreet storage and transport.
- With Sucking Attachment: Extends to 7.6 inches in length while maintaining a width of 2.9 inches for added functionality.
- Insertion Depth: Generous 4.5 inches, designed for a deeply satisfying experience.
- Textured Tunnel: The inner tunnel is ribbed for your pleasure, adding an exhilarating sensation with each stroke and suction, intensifying your experience.
- Sucking Functions: Choose from 4 different suction modes, each offering a unique rhythm and intensity to cater to your preferences and moods.
- Soft and Stretchy: Delight in the feel of the soft, stretchy TPE sleeve, designed to comfortably accommodate and enhance your experience.
- Rechargeable: Easily rechargeable using any C-port charger, this device is ready for repeated use, ensuring you're never left wanting.
- Vibrating Bullet Compatible: Customize your pleasure by adding your favorite bullet vibe into the designated sleeve pocket, amplifying the sensation to your liking.
- Protective Case: The durable hard case not only keeps your device clean and protected from dust and debris but also features a swap-out cap for the vibrating end, ensuring hygiene and convenience when in use.
- Materials: The masturbator is made from high-quality TPE, known for its softness and elasticity, while the case is constructed from sturdy ABS plastic.
- Color: Sleek black and clear design, offering a stylish and modern aesthetic.
- Note: To maintain the integrity of the TPE material and ensure the best experience, it is recommended to use this device exclusively with water-based lubricants.
Prepare to have your mind blown with its four dynamic suction modes, each crafted to escalate your pleasure to celestial heights. These aren't mere settings; they're portals to different realms of ecstasy, ensuring that every journey with the Milker Mega-Pod is unique and unforgettable.
But the marvels of the Milker Mega-Pod don't end here. Its compatibility with a bullet vibrator transforms it from an extraordinary masturbator into a customizable conduit of bliss. Slip in a small vibrator, and watch as it elevates the experience, adding layers of vibrating pleasure to the already tantalizing suction.
The sleek, hard plastic case of the Milker Mega-Pod isn't just for aesthetics; it ensures a firm grip and doubles as a guardian for the sleeve, protecting it from dust and debris. Its design makes it easy to handle, ensuring your focus remains on pleasure, not logistics.
Clean-up is a breeze, a testament to its thoughtful design. The sleeve and caps can be easily rinsed with warm water and soap, allowing for quick and effortless maintenance. This ensures that your Milker Mega-Pod is always ready for your next indulgence.
The Milker Mega-Pod Sucking Masturbator isn't just a toy; it's a companion in your journey of self-exploration and pleasure. Embrace the future of personal satisfaction—shop now and let the Milker Mega-Pod transform your moments of solitude into a celebration of sensation.
As you settle into your haven of tranquility, the Milker Mega-Pod Sucking Masturbator poised for action, the anticipation builds. Your toy, fully charged and ready, beckons you to a world of indulgent pleasure. With your chosen lube in hand, you prepare for an experience that promises to transcend the ordinary.
Gently, you remove the cap to attach the detachable suction motor, a component that's about to redefine your understanding of bliss. With a generous application of lube, you ready yourself, each slick touch heightening your excitement, priming you for the journey ahead.
Then, the moment of truth arrives. You introduce yourself to the inviting tunnel of the Milker Mega-Pod. It's more than just a sensation; it's a revelation. The inner tunnel, with its intricate design, envelops you in a cocoon of pleasure, each contour and texture designed to caress and stimulate.
Yet, your journey with the Milker Mega-Pod is just beginning. You retreat momentarily, only to lavish more lube inside the toy, enhancing the experience. As you re-enter, the cool lube quickly warms to your touch, melding with your rhythm as you stroke. The tight tunnel grips and massages with precision, a masterful dance of pressure and pleasure that targets just the right spots.
Now, the moment you've been waiting for: activating the toy. As the suction begins, a wave of ecstasy washes over you. It's not just a physical sensation; it's a symphony of pleasure that resonates through your entire being. The suction, perfectly calibrated, works in tandem with your movements, creating a pulsating rhythm that draws you deeper into the embrace of the Milker Mega-Pod.
Overwhelmed by the intensity, you surrender to the moment. The Milker Mega-Pod expertly guides you to a climactic finale, leaving you gasping and utterly satisfied. This isn't just satisfaction; it's a journey of discovery, a testament to the wonders of the Milker Mega-Pod Sucking Masturbator.
Embrace the future of personal pleasure with the Milker Mega-Pod. Shop now and transform your moments of solitude into a symphony of ecstasy.
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Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
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Free Economy | 5–7 Business Days | Free (>$139) | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground |
Economy Shipping | 5–7 Business Days | $10.95 | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard |
Standard Shipping | 3–5 Business Days | $24.95 | USPS Priority Mail, UPS Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, OnTrac Express |
Priority 3-Day | 3 Business Days | $31.95 | FedEx Express Saver, UPS 3 Day Select, USPS Priority Mail Express |
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