Product Description — The Saddle Sex Machine
Folks, meet The Saddle—a powerful ride-on machine built for hands-free stimulation with steady, confidence-boosting control. The padded seat keeps you comfortable while the velvet-soft TPE attachment delivers firm, focused sensation exactly where you want it. Set your rhythm with the easy controller and let the strong motor handle the rest.
Five vibration speeds and five pulsation modes give you room to explore from gentle cruising to high-energy intensity. The coiled remote can detach for partner control, making this perfect for shared scenes, playful teasing, or solo sessions where you just want to sit back and enjoy the motion.
Best for:
- Hands-free riding with stable padded support
- G-spot or P-spot focused vibration
- Couples control with detachable remote
- Kink, BDSM, and power-exchange play
Quick answer: A ride-on vibrating machine with a padded saddle, 6 in TPE attachment (1.75 in diameter), and 5 speeds + 5 pulsations for hands-free, partner-friendly pleasure.
Key Features — The Saddle Sex Machine
| Ride-on design | Padded seat supports your weight for comfortable hands-free play. |
| 5 speeds + 5 pulsations | Wide range of vibration styles from smooth to rhythmic. |
| Velvet-soft TPE | Body-friendly feel with firm internal core. |
| Detachable remote | Partner can control intensity from a distance. |
| Stable wide base | Designed to stay planted during active riding. |
| Discreet shipping | All orders ship in plain, super-discreet packaging for privacy. |
Specifications, Care & Play — The Saddle Sex Machine
Measurements & Build
- Dildo length: 6 in (15.2 cm)
- Diameter: 1.75 in (4.45 cm) (circumference: 5.50 in (13.97 cm))
- Base of dildo: 9.5 × 3.75 in (24.1 × 9.5 cm)
- Saddle size: 13.5 × 12.3 × 7.5 in (34.3 × 31.2 × 19.1 cm)
- Materials: TPE, faux leather, ABS plastic
- Power: 110–240V US plug
- Weight: 21.39 lbs (9.7 kg)
- Modes: 5 speeds, 5 functions
How to Use — The Saddle Sex Machine
Place the unit on a firm, level surface and secure the saddle before sitting down. Apply water-based or silicone-compatible lube to the attachment, start on the lowest setting, and increase intensity as you find your rhythm. The remote can be kept in hand or passed to a partner for playful control.
Care & Safety — The Saddle Sex Machine
- Cleaning: Wipe TPE and saddle with warm water and mild soap.
- Lube compatibility: Works with water-based and silicone-based lubes.
- Setup: Includes screwdriver, 4 screws, and instructions.
- Safety: Use on stable surfaces and increase speed gradually.
Why You’ll Love It — The Saddle Sex Machine
The Saddle combines comfort and control in a machine that lets you set the pace. The padded seat keeps long sessions relaxed, while the powerful motor and multiple modes offer plenty of variety. Add partner control and it becomes an interactive centerpiece for adventurous play.
At TheDildoHub, you’ll get privacy-first fulfillment, helpful setup support, and a sexy mystery surprise with every order.
FAQs — The Saddle Sex Machine
How is shipping handled?
All orders ship in plain, super-discreet packaging for privacy with discreet billing.
Is it stable for active riding?
Yes—the wide base and padded saddle are designed for secure, hands-free use.
What lubes can I use?
Both water-based and silicone-based lubricants are compatible.
Can a partner control it?
Yes—the retractable remote allows partner-led intensity changes.
Is it beginner-friendly?
Start on low speeds and build gradually; the padded seat makes it approachable by beginners in use of fucking machines.
Take the reins and enjoy the ride
Add The Saddle Sex Machine to your cart and enjoy discreet shipping from California, discreet billing, and a sexy mystery gift with every order.
Discreet Shipping & Billing
Last Updated: January 2026
Every order ships in plain, unmarked packaging—brown boxes or poly mailers with no logos, no product descriptions, and nothing that reveals the contents. Your credit card statement shows Sp Tdh-Br, not "TheDildoHub." Privacy isn't an upgrade—it's standard on every order.
Note: Some banks may display a slightly different or truncated version of this descriptor—this is determined by your financial institution and is outside our control.
What Discreet Shipping Means
Every package we send is prepared with your privacy in mind:
• Plain packaging: Standard brown cardboard boxes or plain poly mailers
• No branding: No logos, no product names, no "TheDildoHub" anywhere on the exterior
• Neutral return address: Shows a city and state only—no business name
• Carrier barcodes only: The only markings are your shipping label and carrier tracking info
If someone sees your package on your doorstep, in your mailroom, or being carried by you, they will have no way to know what's inside. Even carrier employees who handle your package cannot tell from the exterior that it contains intimate products.
Free Discreet Shipping
We offer Free Super Saver Shipping on all U.S. orders over $139. Every shipment—free or paid—receives the same discreet packaging treatment.
Order Processing & Fulfillment
Orders placed by 1:00 PM PT on business days are fulfilled and shipped the same day. Orders placed after 1:00 PM PT, or on weekends or federal holidays, ship the next business day.
Tracking information may take 24–48 hours to update after your order ships.
Shipping Rates
All shipping rates are flat-rate per order (not by weight) and apply to U.S. destinations in all states—same price whether you're in Manhattan or rural Alaska. TheDildoHub covers any additional shipping costs; you will never be charged more than the advertised rate.
| Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
|---|---|---|---|
| Super Saver (Free) | 7–12 Business Days | Free (>$139) | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground |
| Economy | 5–7 Business Days | $10.95 | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard |
| Express | 3–5 Business Days | $24.95 | USPS Priority Mail, FedEx Home Delivery, UPS Ground, OnTrac Express |
| Priority | 2–3 Business Days | $34.95 | USPS Priority Mail Express, FedEx Express Saver, FedEx 2Day, UPS 3 Day Select, UPS 2nd Day Air |
| Rush (1–2 Day) | 1–2 Business Days | $64.95 | USPS Priority Mail Express, FedEx 2Day, FedEx Overnight, UPS 2nd Day Air, UPS Next Day Air Saver |
Delivery estimates are transit times after your order ships (processing time not included). Transit times are estimates and not guaranteed; carrier delays, weather, and peak-season volume can affect delivery dates. If your order is significantly delayed, contact us and we'll help make it right.
About our domestic carriers
We use USPS, FedEx, UPS, and OnTrac to provide reliable nationwide shipping. Our fulfillment team automatically selects the best carrier based on your location, shipping speed, and package details. You cannot select a specific carrier, but rest assured—every carrier delivers your package in plain, unmarked packaging.
Carrier services by speed:
- FedEx: Ground Economy, Ground, Home Delivery, Express Saver, 2Day, Overnight
- UPS: SurePost, Ground, 3 Day Select, 2nd Day Air, Next Day Air Saver
- USPS: Ground Advantage, Priority Mail, Priority Mail Express
- OnTrac: Ground, Standard, Express
Last-mile delivery partners
We may occasionally use UniUni or SpeedX for final-mile delivery in certain areas. Think of these as "Uber for small packages"—crowdsourced delivery networks carefully vetted to meet our service and discretion standards. Your package remains in plain, unmarked packaging regardless of which carrier completes the final delivery.
Military address shipping (APO/FPO/DPO)
TheDildoHub is proud to serve American servicemen and women. Those who sacrifice everything for our wellbeing deserve access to quality intimate wellness products.
All military shipments go exclusively via USPS as required by military postal regulations. Tracking is always available. Delivery may take extra time due to military postal routing, but every shipment is prepared with the same discreet packaging standards—your privacy is protected no matter where you're stationed.
PO Box delivery
Yes, we ship discreetly to PO Boxes across the nation via USPS.
Why we don't guarantee delivery dates
No carrier can truly guarantee delivery in practice; even express services are only guaranteed on paper and remain subject to delays from weather, carrier volume, and other factors. Stating estimates rather than guarantees avoids confusion and frustration for everyone. If your shipment is significantly delayed, we'll work with you to make it right.
| Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
|---|---|---|---|
| Standard International | 7–14 Business Days | $34.95 | USPS First-Class International, USPS Priority Mail International, DHL eCommerce, UPS Standard, FedEx International Economy |
| Priority International | 5–10 Business Days | $64.95 | DHL Express, FedEx International Priority, UPS Worldwide Expedited, UPS Worldwide Express, USPS Priority Mail Express International |
International carriers we use
Our global carriers include USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL depending on the destination and shipping tier. All international shipments receive the same discreet packaging as domestic orders.
International carrier services:
- USPS: First-Class International, Priority Mail International, Priority Mail Express International
- FedEx: International Economy, International Priority
- UPS: Standard, Worldwide Expedited, Worldwide Express
- DHL: eCommerce, Express
Countries we ship to
We ship internationally to Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia, New Zealand, and countries in the European Union including Germany, France, Netherlands, Spain, Italy, and more. For a complete list and additional details, see our International Shipping Policy.
Full international shipping policy
For complete details on international shipping—including customs duties, delivery times, and all countries we ship to—please visit our International Shipping Policy.
Where We Ship From
We ship from multiple fulfillment centers for fast, reliable nationwide coverage:
California: Huntington Beach, Chatsworth, Santa Ana
New Jersey: East Windsor
Our system automatically selects the best facility based on inventory and proximity to your address. Regardless of where your order ships from, every package is prepared to our strict discretion standards—plain packaging, no branding, complete privacy.
Customs and Brokerage Fees
International orders may be subject to customs duties, import taxes, or brokerage fees imposed by your country. These charges are not included in your order total and are the recipient's responsibility. Please consult your local customs office for details. For more information, see our International Shipping Policy.
Order Tracking
Once your order ships, you can track it via:
1. Order Confirmation Email — Click the tracking link in your shipping notification.
2. Shop App by Shopify — Download the free Shop app to track all your orders in one place.
If you have questions, contact us anytime at support@thedildohub.com.
Our 100% Satisfaction Guarantee
For health, safety, and environmental reasons, we do not accept returns on any item, used or unused.
However, we proudly stand behind every product we ship. If your item arrives defective, damaged, or not working as intended, we offer a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee—we'll replace it immediately, no questions asked.
To request a replacement:
- Email us at support@thedildohub.com
- Include your order number and product name
- Briefly describe the issue
- If the defect is visible, include a photo to speed up the process
Once validated, we'll ship your replacement item at no cost—in the same discreet packaging, of course.
Questions?
Contact us at support@thedildohub.com. We're here to help while protecting your privacy.
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