A Closer Look
Experience the ultimate in control and discipline with the Thorns Spiked Wooden Humbler—a submission accessory designed for those who crave precise pain and restraint. Expertly crafted from smooth, dark beechwood with metal and plastic components, this humbler is designed to keep your submissive securely in place. Its ergonomic, curved design fits comfortably around the thighs while attaching to the scrotum, ensuring your partner remains exactly where you desire.
With adjustable knobs for precise pressure control and rows of flat-tipped spikes that deliver an extra level of punishment, this device is perfect for intense BDSM and CBT play. Whether you’re looking to establish strict dominance or add a new element to your bondage sessions, the Thorns Spiked Wooden Humbler offers both functional restraint and a visually striking aesthetic.
Key Features & Benefits
- Implement of Pain and Control: Securely attaches to the scrotum and hooks behind the thighs to keep your submissive on their knees.
- Ergonomic Curved Wood: Made from smooth, dark beechwood that is naturally curved to fit most thighs, ensuring stability and comfort during play.
- Adjustable Pressure: Features adjustable knobs on either side to tighten or loosen the device, allowing you to control the level of restraint and pressure precisely.
- Spiked Thorns: Rows of flat-tipped spikes add an extra level of pain and punishment by gently pressing against the scrotum, intensifying the sensation of submission.
- Durable Construction: Combining quality beechwood with sturdy plastic and metal components, this humbler is built to withstand rigorous BDSM sessions.
How Big It Is
- Overall Dimensions: 14.7 inches in length x 2.6 inches in height (37.3 cm x 6.6 cm)
- Scrotum Hole: 2.5 inches in width x 0.74 inches in height (6.35 cm x 1.88 cm)
- Design: Engineered to provide ample restraint while maintaining a sleek, streamlined profile for effective bondage.
How Does It Feel?
- Smooth Beechwood: The polished, dark beechwood offers a sleek, hard surface that contrasts with the soft impact of the flat-tipped spikes.
- Precise Restraint: The adjustable design ensures that the pressure can be fine-tuned to deliver a sharp, immediate correction when needed.
- Comfort Meets Intensity: Despite its hard construction, the humbler is ergonomically designed to support the thighs comfortably while delivering a powerful sense of submission and discipline.
How It Works
- Secure Attachment: The humbler attaches to the scrotum and hooks behind the thighs, holding your submissive in place securely for extended sessions.
- Adjustable Mechanism: Turn the knobs on either side to tighten or loosen the screws, controlling the pressure applied – a tighter setting locks them in place, while loosening allows for easier removal.
- Pain and Punishment: The rows of flat-tipped spikes gently press into the scrotum, delivering controlled, consistent stimulation that reinforces the submissive’s position and amplifies the impact of each spanking session.
- Easy Integration: Its robust construction and discreet design make it a perfect addition to any BDSM setup, easily complementing other bondage accessories and enhancing overall submission dynamics.
Detailed Description & Experience
The Thorns Spiked Wooden Humbler is a bold statement in the realm of BDSM accessories, designed for those who demand both control and intensity. When your submissive is secured by this humbler, they are locked into position, with their scrotum gently held in place by a series of flat-tipped spikes. The spikes create a precise, stimulating pressure that is both punishing and profoundly arousing, reinforcing the power dynamics at play.
Its ergonomic design, formed from dark, smooth beechwood, not only provides durability but also ensures that the device fits comfortably around most thighs, preventing unwanted movement during sessions. The adjustable knobs allow you to customize the pressure, giving you complete control over the intensity of the restraint. Whether you’re engaging in drawn-out spanking sessions or brief moments of impact play, the humbler is engineered to maintain a secure, yet adaptable, hold.
The Thorns Spiked Wooden Humbler is perfect for setting the stage in a dungeon or as a centerpiece for a bondage session. Its sleek design and robust construction combine aesthetic appeal with functional performance, ensuring that your play is both safe and deeply satisfying. The interplay between the smooth wood and the sharp, yet controlled, pressure of the spikes creates an experience that is as much about psychological submission as it is about physical sensation.
Shipping & Guarantees
All orders from TheDildoHub are shipped discreetly from our Los Angeles-based facility in plain, unmarked packaging. For any inquiries, please contact us at support@thedildohub.com.
Care, Cleaning & Maintenance
To maintain your Liberator Steed Spanking Bench and accessories like the Thorns Spiked Wooden Humbler, simply wipe down the surface with a damp cloth and a mild cleaning solution after each use. For a more thorough cleaning, use a gentle disinfectant that is safe for wood and the attached metal and plastic components. Allow the device to air dry completely before storage to ensure longevity and optimal performance.
Usage Scenarios & Tips
Ideal for intense BDSM sessions and impact play, the Thorns Spiked Wooden Humbler is designed for both dominants and submissives who appreciate strict restraint and controlled punishment. Use it to secure your submissive during extended spanking sessions, or integrate it into a broader bondage setup to enhance the overall power exchange dynamic. Experiment with different pressure settings using the adjustable knobs to find the perfect balance between comfort and discipline. This humbler is the perfect accessory for those who want to embrace submission fully and explore the thrilling intersection of pain and pleasure.
Shop Today for Unmatched Control and Intensity!
Elevate your BDSM play with the Thorns Spiked Wooden Humbler—a submission accessory that delivers both the discipline and intensity you crave. Shop Today at TheDildoHub and explore a world where control meets exquisite punishment.
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