Throne Deluxe Adjustable Sling with Sex Machine

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A Closer Look at the Throne Deluxe Adjustable Sling with Sex Machine

Finally, a throne that acknowledges what you really rule over—raw, unrepentant pleasure. The Throne Deluxe Adjustable Sling with Sex Machine isn’t just furniture. It’s a floating, thrusting monument to indulgence, restraint, and multi-angle annihilation. Built like a BDSM jungle gym but dressed in sleek, padded vegan leather, this towering structure invites you to lie back, hang your legs up, and surrender to every filthy whim your imagination can spit out.

The heavy-duty stainless steel frame supports a chain-suspended cushioned board that reclines from upright to fully flat, giving you maximum comfort while your dignity gets slowly jackhammered away. Add a pair of adjustable stirrups and a sex machine that mounts to the frame and adapts to your positioning—suddenly, you're not just having sex. You're orchestrating a symphony of thrusts, angles, and shame-induced bliss.

  • Floating Sling Design: Cushioned and chain-suspended, the sling lets you recline, bounce, or dangle like the royalty of raunch you are.
  • Adjustable Backrest & Height: Go from seated to supine with a simple recline. Adjust the whole board's height for the best access, whether from a partner or a pounding machine.
  • Detachable Sex Machine: Strap it on—or off—and enjoy up to 195 thrusts per minute with a silicone dildo aimed at your personal pleasure zones.
  • Premium Dildo & Vac-U-Loc Compatible: Comes ready with a realistic silicone dong but plays nice with other Vac-U-Loc dildos you’ve hoarded.
  • Heavy-Duty Frame: Stainless steel build holds up to 330 pounds of moaning, squirming, and overthinking your life choices.

Key Features & Benefits of This Sex Sling and Fuck Machine

  • Multi-Purpose Pleasure Station: Whether solo or shared, this sling turns your bedroom into a freaky playground with zero judgment—except from your furniture.
  • Suspended Stability: Chains keep the board balanced while giving you that ‘hovering in sin’ sensation you didn’t know you needed.
  • Thrust on Your Terms: Use the included corded remote to adjust thrust speed and position until you hit nirvana—or nerve damage. (We recommend the first.)
  • Partner-Approved Access: Adjust height so your playmate can kneel, crouch, or tower over you with full visual confirmation of their terrible influence on your life.
  • Easy to Assemble, Hard to Forget: Comes together quickly. Emotionally detaching afterward? Less so.

Measurements

  • Stand Height: 82 inches assembled
  • Base Footprint: 85" x 58"
  • Frame (Sling): 39.5" L x 31" W
  • Seat: 11" L x 15.5" W
  • Backrest: 27.5" L x 15.75" W (adjusts from 90° to 180°)
  • Chains: 46" length
  • Stirrups: 20" length
  • Dildo: 5.5" insertable, 1.8" diameter, 2.4" thrust length
  • Thrust Speed: Up to 195 RPM
  • Weight Limit: 330 lbs
  • Materials: Stainless steel, vegan leather, ABS plastic, silicone
  • Power Source: 110V (corded)

What to Expect

Think of it as a sex swing, bondage bed, and thrust-powered throne rolled into one steel-framed confession booth. Expect full-body suspension, powerful rhythmic thrusts, and angle control that puts your yoga mat to shame. You’ll walk in upright and walk out emotionally restructured.

Safety and Preparation Guidelines

  • Ensure all bolts, chains, and joints are tightened before use. Wobbling is fun in the bedroom, not in your furniture.
  • Use only with water-based lubricants on the silicone dildo to prevent material damage or an embarrassing trip to the ER.
  • Clean thoroughly after every use. Vegan leather pads can be wiped down; the dildo should be removed and washed with warm water and toy-safe cleaner.
  • Secure your stirrups and recline settings before letting the machine rip. Don’t learn the hard way.
  • Keep remote accessible during solo play. If you’re gonna lose your mind, keep at least one hand on the panic button.

Compatibility Information

  • Lubricants: Use only water-based lube with the included silicone dildo or any Vac-U-Loc compatible accessory.
  • Cleaning: Dildo is removable for easy wash. Sling surfaces can be wiped with a mild cleanser. Frame? Just don't lick it.
  • Storage: Once disassembled, store it in a closet, basement, or under the bed… if you think anyone still believes you're "just into Pilates."

FAQs About the Throne Deluxe Adjustable Sling with Sex Machine

  • Is this hard to put together?
    Not really. It’s not IKEA. No weird tools or arguments with your partner required.
  • Can I switch out the dildo?
    Yes! Vac-U-Loc compatible means any toy with the right adapter is fair game.
  • Is the thrusting angle adjustable?
    Absolutely. Aim high, aim low, aim everywhere. It’s like artillery—but sexy.
  • Can it be used with a partner?
    It practically begs for it. Though solo use is equally magnificent if you’ve burned too many bridges with your ex.
  • Is it noisy?
    Moderate hum from the motor. The screaming will drown it out.

Discreet Shipping from TheDildoHub

  • Plain Packaging: It’s a giant steel sex swing. You don’t want the neighbors to know. We got you.
  • U.S. Warehouse: Ships quickly and discreetly from our Los Angeles fulfillment center to your kink dungeon, living room, or panic room.
  • Helpful Support Team: Real people who’ve seen things. Ask us anything. Please don’t send photos.

Ascend the Throne. Accept the Consequences.

The Throne Deluxe Adjustable Sling with Sex Machine is for the bold, the bendy, and the beautifully unhinged. Whether you want to be suspended, dominated, or lovingly impaled, this is the rig for you. Sit back, hang high, and give in to the gravity-defying debauchery.

Discreet Shipping & Billing

Last Updated: January 2026

Your Privacy Is Our Priority
Every order ships in plain, unmarked packaging—brown boxes or poly mailers with no logos, no product descriptions, and nothing that reveals the contents. Your credit card statement shows Sp Tdh-Br, not "TheDildoHub." Privacy isn't an upgrade—it's standard on every order.

Note: Some banks may display a slightly different or truncated version of this descriptor—this is determined by your financial institution and is outside our control.


What Discreet Shipping Means

Every package we send is prepared with your privacy in mind:

Plain packaging: Standard brown cardboard boxes or plain poly mailers
No branding: No logos, no product names, no "TheDildoHub" anywhere on the exterior
Neutral return address: Shows a city and state only—no business name
Carrier barcodes only: The only markings are your shipping label and carrier tracking info

If someone sees your package on your doorstep, in your mailroom, or being carried by you, they will have no way to know what's inside. Even carrier employees who handle your package cannot tell from the exterior that it contains intimate products.


Free Discreet Shipping

We offer Free Super Saver Shipping on all U.S. orders over $139. Every shipment—free or paid—receives the same discreet packaging treatment.


Order Processing & Fulfillment

Orders placed by 1:00 PM PT on business days are fulfilled and shipped the same day. Orders placed after 1:00 PM PT, or on weekends or federal holidays, ship the next business day.

Tracking information may take 24–48 hours to update after your order ships.


Shipping Rates

All shipping rates are flat-rate per order (not by weight) and apply to U.S. destinations in all states—same price whether you're in Manhattan or rural Alaska. TheDildoHub covers any additional shipping costs; you will never be charged more than the advertised rate.

Domestic shipping methods (United States) — All shipments are 100% discreet
Method Transit Time Price Typical Services Used
Super Saver (Free) 7–12 Business Days Free (>$139) USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground
Economy 5–7 Business Days $10.95 USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard
Express 3–5 Business Days $24.95 USPS Priority Mail, FedEx Home Delivery, UPS Ground, OnTrac Express
Priority 2–3 Business Days $34.95 USPS Priority Mail Express, FedEx Express Saver, FedEx 2Day, UPS 3 Day Select, UPS 2nd Day Air
Rush (1–2 Day) 1–2 Business Days $64.95 USPS Priority Mail Express, FedEx 2Day, FedEx Overnight, UPS 2nd Day Air, UPS Next Day Air Saver

Delivery estimates are transit times after your order ships (processing time not included). Transit times are estimates and not guaranteed; carrier delays, weather, and peak-season volume can affect delivery dates. If your order is significantly delayed, contact us and we'll help make it right.

About our domestic carriers

We use USPS, FedEx, UPS, and OnTrac to provide reliable nationwide shipping. Our fulfillment team automatically selects the best carrier based on your location, shipping speed, and package details. You cannot select a specific carrier, but rest assured—every carrier delivers your package in plain, unmarked packaging.

Carrier services by speed:

  • FedEx: Ground Economy, Ground, Home Delivery, Express Saver, 2Day, Overnight
  • UPS: SurePost, Ground, 3 Day Select, 2nd Day Air, Next Day Air Saver
  • USPS: Ground Advantage, Priority Mail, Priority Mail Express
  • OnTrac: Ground, Standard, Express
Last-mile delivery partners

We may occasionally use UniUni or SpeedX for final-mile delivery in certain areas. Think of these as "Uber for small packages"—crowdsourced delivery networks carefully vetted to meet our service and discretion standards. Your package remains in plain, unmarked packaging regardless of which carrier completes the final delivery.

Military address shipping (APO/FPO/DPO)

TheDildoHub is proud to serve American servicemen and women. Those who sacrifice everything for our wellbeing deserve access to quality intimate wellness products.

All military shipments go exclusively via USPS as required by military postal regulations. Tracking is always available. Delivery may take extra time due to military postal routing, but every shipment is prepared with the same discreet packaging standards—your privacy is protected no matter where you're stationed.

PO Box delivery

Yes, we ship discreetly to PO Boxes across the nation via USPS.

Why we don't guarantee delivery dates

No carrier can truly guarantee delivery in practice; even express services are only guaranteed on paper and remain subject to delays from weather, carrier volume, and other factors. Stating estimates rather than guarantees avoids confusion and frustration for everyone. If your shipment is significantly delayed, we'll work with you to make it right.

International carriers we use

Our global carriers include USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL depending on the destination and shipping tier. All international shipments receive the same discreet packaging as domestic orders.

International carrier services:

  • USPS: First-Class International, Priority Mail International, Priority Mail Express International
  • FedEx: International Economy, International Priority
  • UPS: Standard, Worldwide Expedited, Worldwide Express
  • DHL: eCommerce, Express
Countries we ship to

We ship internationally to Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia, New Zealand, and countries in the European Union including Germany, France, Netherlands, Spain, Italy, and more. For a complete list and additional details, see our International Shipping Policy.

Full international shipping policy

For complete details on international shipping—including customs duties, delivery times, and all countries we ship to—please visit our International Shipping Policy.


Where We Ship From

We ship from multiple fulfillment centers for fast, reliable nationwide coverage:

California: Huntington Beach, Chatsworth, Santa Ana
New Jersey: East Windsor

Our system automatically selects the best facility based on inventory and proximity to your address. Regardless of where your order ships from, every package is prepared to our strict discretion standards—plain packaging, no branding, complete privacy.


Customs and Brokerage Fees

International orders may be subject to customs duties, import taxes, or brokerage fees imposed by your country. These charges are not included in your order total and are the recipient's responsibility. Please consult your local customs office for details. For more information, see our International Shipping Policy.


Order Tracking

Once your order ships, you can track it via:

1. Order Confirmation Email — Click the tracking link in your shipping notification.
2. Shop App by Shopify — Download the free Shop app to track all your orders in one place.

If you have questions, contact us anytime at support@thedildohub.com.


Our 100% Satisfaction Guarantee

For health, safety, and environmental reasons, we do not accept returns on any item, used or unused.

However, we proudly stand behind every product we ship. If your item arrives defective, damaged, or not working as intended, we offer a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee—we'll replace it immediately, no questions asked.

To request a replacement:

  • Email us at support@thedildohub.com
  • Include your order number and product name
  • Briefly describe the issue
  • If the defect is visible, include a photo to speed up the process

Once validated, we'll ship your replacement item at no cost—in the same discreet packaging, of course.


Questions?

Contact us at support@thedildohub.com. We're here to help while protecting your privacy.

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