A Closer Look at the Throne Deluxe Adjustable Sling with Sex Machine
Finally, a throne that acknowledges what you really rule over—raw, unrepentant pleasure. The Throne Deluxe Adjustable Sling with Sex Machine isn’t just furniture. It’s a floating, thrusting monument to indulgence, restraint, and multi-angle annihilation. Built like a BDSM jungle gym but dressed in sleek, padded vegan leather, this towering structure invites you to lie back, hang your legs up, and surrender to every filthy whim your imagination can spit out.
The heavy-duty stainless steel frame supports a chain-suspended cushioned board that reclines from upright to fully flat, giving you maximum comfort while your dignity gets slowly jackhammered away. Add a pair of adjustable stirrups and a sex machine that mounts to the frame and adapts to your positioning—suddenly, you're not just having sex. You're orchestrating a symphony of thrusts, angles, and shame-induced bliss.
- Floating Sling Design: Cushioned and chain-suspended, the sling lets you recline, bounce, or dangle like the royalty of raunch you are.
- Adjustable Backrest & Height: Go from seated to supine with a simple recline. Adjust the whole board's height for the best access, whether from a partner or a pounding machine.
- Detachable Sex Machine: Strap it on—or off—and enjoy up to 195 thrusts per minute with a silicone dildo aimed at your personal pleasure zones.
- Premium Dildo & Vac-U-Loc Compatible: Comes ready with a realistic silicone dong but plays nice with other Vac-U-Loc dildos you’ve hoarded.
- Heavy-Duty Frame: Stainless steel build holds up to 330 pounds of moaning, squirming, and overthinking your life choices.
Key Features & Benefits of This Sex Sling and Fuck Machine
- Multi-Purpose Pleasure Station: Whether solo or shared, this sling turns your bedroom into a freaky playground with zero judgment—except from your furniture.
- Suspended Stability: Chains keep the board balanced while giving you that ‘hovering in sin’ sensation you didn’t know you needed.
- Thrust on Your Terms: Use the included corded remote to adjust thrust speed and position until you hit nirvana—or nerve damage. (We recommend the first.)
- Partner-Approved Access: Adjust height so your playmate can kneel, crouch, or tower over you with full visual confirmation of their terrible influence on your life.
- Easy to Assemble, Hard to Forget: Comes together quickly. Emotionally detaching afterward? Less so.
Measurements
- Stand Height: 82 inches assembled
- Base Footprint: 85" x 58"
- Frame (Sling): 39.5" L x 31" W
- Seat: 11" L x 15.5" W
- Backrest: 27.5" L x 15.75" W (adjusts from 90° to 180°)
- Chains: 46" length
- Stirrups: 20" length
- Dildo: 5.5" insertable, 1.8" diameter, 2.4" thrust length
- Thrust Speed: Up to 195 RPM
- Weight Limit: 330 lbs
- Materials: Stainless steel, vegan leather, ABS plastic, silicone
- Power Source: 110V (corded)
What to Expect
Think of it as a sex swing, bondage bed, and thrust-powered throne rolled into one steel-framed confession booth. Expect full-body suspension, powerful rhythmic thrusts, and angle control that puts your yoga mat to shame. You’ll walk in upright and walk out emotionally restructured.
Safety and Preparation Guidelines
- Ensure all bolts, chains, and joints are tightened before use. Wobbling is fun in the bedroom, not in your furniture.
- Use only with water-based lubricants on the silicone dildo to prevent material damage or an embarrassing trip to the ER.
- Clean thoroughly after every use. Vegan leather pads can be wiped down; the dildo should be removed and washed with warm water and toy-safe cleaner.
- Secure your stirrups and recline settings before letting the machine rip. Don’t learn the hard way.
- Keep remote accessible during solo play. If you’re gonna lose your mind, keep at least one hand on the panic button.
Compatibility Information
- Lubricants: Use only water-based lube with the included silicone dildo or any Vac-U-Loc compatible accessory.
- Cleaning: Dildo is removable for easy wash. Sling surfaces can be wiped with a mild cleanser. Frame? Just don't lick it.
- Storage: Once disassembled, store it in a closet, basement, or under the bed… if you think anyone still believes you're "just into Pilates."
FAQs About the Throne Deluxe Adjustable Sling with Sex Machine
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Is this hard to put together?
Not really. It’s not IKEA. No weird tools or arguments with your partner required. -
Can I switch out the dildo?
Yes! Vac-U-Loc compatible means any toy with the right adapter is fair game. -
Is the thrusting angle adjustable?
Absolutely. Aim high, aim low, aim everywhere. It’s like artillery—but sexy. -
Can it be used with a partner?
It practically begs for it. Though solo use is equally magnificent if you’ve burned too many bridges with your ex. -
Is it noisy?
Moderate hum from the motor. The screaming will drown it out.
Discreet Shipping from TheDildoHub
- Plain Packaging: It’s a giant steel sex swing. You don’t want the neighbors to know. We got you.
- U.S. Warehouse: Ships quickly and discreetly from our Los Angeles fulfillment center to your kink dungeon, living room, or panic room.
- Helpful Support Team: Real people who’ve seen things. Ask us anything. Please don’t send photos.
Ascend the Throne. Accept the Consequences.
The Throne Deluxe Adjustable Sling with Sex Machine is for the bold, the bendy, and the beautifully unhinged. Whether you want to be suspended, dominated, or lovingly impaled, this is the rig for you. Sit back, hang high, and give in to the gravity-defying debauchery.
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TIME IN TRANSIT ESTIMATES
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