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Unleash your deepest desires with Thumping Theo, the fully poseable love doll with an included automatic thrusting dildo. With a perfectly sculpted chest, abs, thick hair, and stubble, this virile plaything is ready for you to pleasure and dominate.
Thumping Theo is fully posable from head to toe, allowing you to position him exactly how you like. From a perfect riding position to waiting patiently on a chair, his realistic anus, mouth, and Thumping dick are at your beck and call. The textured insides provide intense stimulation, while his fleshy body is satisfying to squeeze and ride.
The included 8-inch Thumping dildo delivers a unique thumping sensation, with 7 functions of ultra-powerful thumping action including 3 speeds and 4 patterns of up and down movement. Made with premium phthalate-free silicone, this dildo recharges via the included USB cable for worry-free play.
The included strap-on harness fits Thumping Theo perfectly, but can also be removed for use with another partner. This vegan-friendly harness is easy to maintain and machine washable and adjusts to fit most sizes.
For best results, use Thumping Theo and the Thumping dildo only with water-based lubricants, and clean before and after use with warm water and mild soap or toy cleaner. Keep them dry and powdered when not in use, and avoid storing items on top of the doll.
Note: Thumping Theo Love Doll does not include a vest or jeans, but includes a soft blanket, douche, USB warming stick, press-on fingernails, gloves, a comb, and 3 wigs: blonde, brunette, and black.
We offer Free Economy Shipping on all U.S. orders over $139.
Shipping is calculated at checkout before payment is processed. All shipping rates are flat-rate and will not change based on the weight or size of your order. TheDildoHub covers any additional shipping costs; you will never be charged more than the advertised rate.
| Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
|---|---|---|---|
| Free Economy | 5–7 Business Days | Free (>$139) | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground |
| Economy Shipping | 5–7 Business Days | $10.95 | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard |
| Standard Shipping | 3–5 Business Days | $24.95 | USPS Priority Mail, UPS Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, OnTrac Express |
| Priority 3-Day | 3 Business Days | $31.95 | FedEx Express Saver, UPS 3 Day Select, USPS Priority Mail Express |
We use USPS, FedEx, UPS, OnTrac, and occasionally DHL eCommerce to provide reliable nationwide shipping based on your region and selected service.
No carrier can truly guarantee it in practice; even express services are only guaranteed on paper and remain subject to delays. This avoids confusion and frustration for everyone.
Our global carriers include USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL depending on the destination and shipping tier.
Please allow 1–2 business days for your order to be processed and dispatched. Orders with priority shipping are given expedited handling and ship the same business day if submitted before 1 PM PST.
Weekend delivery is not guaranteed. All delivery timeframes refer to business days (Monday–Friday).
If an item is on backorder, we’ll notify you by email. Backordered items ship as soon as available at no extra shipping charge. For updates or cancellations, contact support@thedildohub.com with your order number.
International orders to Canada, the European Union, and the rest of the world may be subject to customs duties, import taxes, or brokerage fees imposed by your country. These charges are not included in your order total. The recipient is responsible for any such fees. Please consult your local customs office for details.
Tracking details will be emailed to you by the end of the business day once your order has shipped.
If you have questions, feel free to contact us anytime at support@thedildohub.com.
For health, safety, and environmental reasons, we do not accept returns on any item, used or unused.
However, we proudly stand behind every product we ship. If your item arrives defective, damaged, or not working as intended, we offer a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee; we’ll replace it immediately, no questions asked.
To request a replacement:
Once validated, we’ll ship your replacement item at no cost right away.
