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Unleash your deepest desires with Thumping Theo, the fully poseable love doll with an included automatic thrusting dildo. With a perfectly sculpted chest, abs, thick hair, and stubble, this virile plaything is ready for you to pleasure and dominate.
Thumping Theo is fully posable from head to toe, allowing you to position him exactly how you like. From a perfect riding position to waiting patiently on a chair, his realistic anus, mouth, and Thumping dick are at your beck and call. The textured insides provide intense stimulation, while his fleshy body is satisfying to squeeze and ride.
The included 8-inch Thumping dildo delivers a unique thumping sensation, with 7 functions of ultra-powerful thumping action including 3 speeds and 4 patterns of up and down movement. Made with premium phthalate-free silicone, this dildo recharges via the included USB cable for worry-free play.
The included strap-on harness fits Thumping Theo perfectly, but can also be removed for use with another partner. This vegan-friendly harness is easy to maintain and machine washable and adjusts to fit most sizes.
For best results, use Thumping Theo and the Thumping dildo only with water-based lubricants, and clean before and after use with warm water and mild soap or toy cleaner. Keep them dry and powdered when not in use, and avoid storing items on top of the doll.
Note: Thumping Theo Love Doll does not include a vest or jeans, but includes a soft blanket, douche, USB warming stick, press-on fingernails, gloves, a comb, and 3 wigs: blonde, brunette, and black.
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Occasionally, we may use SpeedX or UniUni (think Uber but for small packages) for local addresses throughout the states of California, New York, New Jersey, and Nevada.
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Orders placed on Friday and the weekend are processed on Monday.
| SHIPPING METHOD—CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES | TRANSIT TIME (EXCLUDES ORDER PROCESSING TIME) |
|---|---|
| Free Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service) | Delivers 5-7 business days (Mon - Fri) after ship date. |
| Economy Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service) | Delivers 5-7 business days (Mon - Fri) after ship date. |
| Standard Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service) | Delivers 3-5 business days (Mon - Fri) after ship date. |
| Priority Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service) | Delivers 2-3 business days (Mon - Fri) after ship date. |
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