12 Inch Kake Cock XXL Realistic Dildo w/ Suction Cup & Balls

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A Closer Look — 12 Inch Kake Cock XXL Realistic Dildo w/ Suction Cup & Balls

Inspired by Tom of Finland’s hyper-masculine hero Kake, this XXL dildo channels raw leather-and-motorcycle fantasy into a collector-grade pleasure tool. Cast in body-safe silicone with a bold grey finish, it combines lifelike sculpting with a commanding suction base for hands-free rides, grinding, or display.

If you crave a huge dildo that’s both functional and display-worthy, this centerpiece delivers the weight, look, and glide that only silicone craftsmanship can achieve.


At-a-Glance

Quick dimensions, materials, and trust signals—so you know exactly what’s arriving, how it fits, and how discreetly it ships.

Total Length: 13.0″ (33.0 cm)
Insertable Length: 12.0″ (30.5 cm)
Max Diameter: 2.5″ (6.35 cm) • Circ: ≈ 7.85″ (19.9 cm)
Material: Premium silicone
Base: Suction cup • Harness-compatible (large O-rings only)
Color / Weight: Grey • 11.70 lb (5.31 kg)
Lube: Water- or silicone-based
Extras: Display case, poster, dog tag

Ships From: Los Angeles, CA & Hightstown, NJ
Packaging: Plain & discreet
Billing: Discreet on U.S., Canadian & international orders
Delivery: U.S., Canadian & international • PO/APO friendly

Highlights

What sets the Kake Cock XXL apart is more than size—it’s an art-inspired build crafted to satisfy both collectors and players:

  • Iconic Design: Based on Kake, Tom of Finland’s most featured character.
  • Realistic Detailing: Defined head, veins, and balls for lifelike sensation.
  • Scene Flexibility: Plant the suction base low, high, or vertical for creative positions.
  • Premium Silicone: Body-safe, non-porous, and easy to clean.
  • Collector’s Edge: Ships with branded case, poster, and dog tag.

The Experience

This dildo is built for advanced size enthusiasts. The crowned head starts the stretch, while the 12″ insertable shaft delivers ongoing intensity. The hefty 11+ lb weight adds gravity to every thrust, while the suction base ensures stability in the heat of play.

  • Extra-Large Stretch: ~7.85″ circumference for total fullness.
  • Hands-Free Stability: Suction locks onto smooth surfaces for rhythm-friendly thrusting.
  • Visual & Tactile Heat: Silicone finish plus sculpted details amplify immersion.

Sizing & Fit

Not for beginners—the Kake Cock XXL is best approached with warm-up toys, deep breathing, and plenty of lube. Here’s the breakdown to plan your session:

  • Total Length: 13.0″ (33.0 cm)
  • Insertable Length: 12.0″ (30.5 cm)
  • Max Diameter: 2.5″ (6.35 cm) — circumference ≈ 7.85″ (19.9 cm)
  • Weight: 11.70 lb (5.31 kg)

Best For / Skip If

Built for experienced players who thrive on extreme sizes and iconic art pieces. Beginners or those who prefer slimmer profiles should look elsewhere.

  • Best for: Tom of Finland collectors, size kings/queens, hands-free riders.
  • Skip if: You’re new to penetration or prefer slim dildos.

Care & Cleaning

Silicone is easy to care for but deserves attention to keep its surface flawless. Clean after every use and store separately from other silicone toys.

  • Wash with warm water + mild soap or toy cleaner; air-dry fully.
  • Compatible with water-based and silicone lubes.
  • Store cool, dry, and away from other silicone products.

What’s Included & Pairings

This isn’t just a dildo—it’s a collector’s set. Pair it with lube, a sturdy harness (if your O-rings fit), and toy cleaner for smooth play and upkeep.

  • 12″ Kake Cock XXL silicone dildo with suction cup & balls
  • Branded display case
  • Tom of Finland poster
  • Collector dog tag
  • Pairs with: water- or silicone-based lube, large O-ring harness, toy cleaner

Shipping & Privacy

We ship discreetly—plain packaging and privacy-first billing descriptors protect your order. U.S. shipments leave our stateside facility quickly, while Canadian and international orders are prepared with customs-friendly documentation.

  • Free U.S. shipping on $139+ orders
  • Standard and expedited delivery options at checkout
  • PO box and APO/FPO/DPO friendly

Own the Icon

Add the 12 Inch Kake Cock XXL Realistic Dildo w/ Suction Cup & Balls to your cart at The Dildo Hub today. Experience a collector’s piece that delivers in both presence and performance—always shipped discreetly, billed privately, and accompanied by a sexy gift in every order.

Shipping, Billing & Privacy

Last Updated: August 2026

Your privacy travels with every order

From the moment you check out to the moment your package arrives, every step is designed so that what you buy stays entirely between you and us.

How we appear on your statement

  • Credit / Debit Card: Sp-Tdh-Br
  • PayPal: TDH Retail Ltd

Some banks may display a slightly different or truncated version of these descriptors — this is determined by your financial institution and is outside our control.


What Discreet Shipping Means

Every package we send is prepared with your privacy in mind. If someone sees your order on your doorstep, in your mailroom, or being carried by you, they will have no way to know what’s inside. Even carrier employees handling your package cannot tell from the exterior that it contains intimate products.

  • Plain Packaging: Orders are shipped in standard brown cardboard boxes or plain poly mailers, with no decorative branding.
  • No Branding: No product names, logos, or “TheDildoHub” branding appear on the exterior of your package.
  • Carrier Markings Only: The only external markings are the shipping label and carrier tracking information required for delivery.

Plain cardboard shipping boxes used for discreet packaging

Our Shipping Boxes

We use cartons from Stock Box Company and other established packaging suppliers. The specific packaging used may vary depending on your order’s size, weight, fulfillment location, and availability. Using cartons from different suppliers does not change the discreet nature of your shipment.

All boxes used for shipping are plain, unbranded, and selected to provide appropriate protection during transit. The Stock Box Company cartons pictured above are single-wall boxes supplied from Santa Fe Springs, California. Their printed certification states that they meet the construction requirements of the applicable freight classification.

The certification shown on these cartons lists the following specifications:

  • Bursting-Test Rating: 200 pounds
  • Minimum Combined Facing Weight: 84 pounds per 1,000 square feet
  • Maximum Size Limit: 75 inches
  • Maximum Gross Weight Limit: 65 pounds

These specifications apply to the pictured Stock Box Company cartons. Other boxes may have different manufacturer specifications, but all packaging used for your order is selected for safe transit and maintains the same plain and discreet presentation.

For suitable smaller or lighter shipments, we may use padded poly mailers instead of cardboard boxes. These mailers are also plain and unbranded, with no externally visible product descriptions.


Free Shipping

Free Super Saver Shipping applies automatically to all U.S. orders over $139 — no promo code needed. Every free shipment receives the exact same discreet packaging treatment as any paid tier. Your privacy is never a function of how much you spend.


Order Processing

All orders take 1–2 business days to process before they ship. Orders placed with Express, Priority, or Rush shipping are processed on the next business day. Processing time is separate from transit time, and the delivery estimates for each shipping method begin once your order has been packed and handed to the carrier.

Orders placed on weekends and federal holidays begin processing on the next business day.

  • Processing Time: 1–2 business days for all orders. Express, Priority, and Rush orders are processed the next business day.
  • Tracking Updates: Tracking information may take 24–48 hours to update after your order ships. If it hasn't moved after 48 hours, contact us.

Shipping Rates

All rates are flat per order — not calculated by weight. The same price applies whether you're in Manhattan or rural Alaska. TheDildoHub covers any additional carrier costs; you will never be charged more than the rate shown at checkout.

Domestic Shipping — United States

All 50 states · APO/FPO/DPO · U.S. Territories · PO Boxes

Method Transit Time Price Typical Carriers & Services
Super Saver (Free) 7–10 Business Days Free (>$139) USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground
Economy 5–7 Business Days $10.95 USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard
Express 4–5 Business Days $24.95 USPS Priority Mail, FedEx Home Delivery, UPS Ground, OnTrac Express
Priority 3–4 Business Days $34.95 USPS Priority Mail Express, FedEx Express Saver, FedEx 2Day, UPS 3 Day Select, UPS 2nd Day Air
Rush 1–2 Business Days $64.95 USPS Priority Mail Express, FedEx 2Day, FedEx Overnight, UPS 2nd Day Air, UPS Next Day Air Saver

Transit times begin after your order ships — processing time is not included. Times are estimates; carrier delays, weather, and peak volumes can affect delivery. If significantly delayed, contact us and we'll make it right.

About our domestic carriers

We use USPS, FedEx, UPS, and OnTrac for reliable nationwide shipping. Our fulfillment team automatically selects the best carrier based on your location, speed, and package details. You cannot select a specific carrier, but every carrier delivers in plain, unmarked packaging.

  • FedEx: Ground Economy, Ground, Home Delivery, Express Saver, 2Day, Overnight
  • UPS: SurePost, Ground, 3 Day Select, 2nd Day Air, Next Day Air Saver
  • USPS: Ground Advantage, Priority Mail, Priority Mail Express
  • OnTrac: Ground, Standard, Express

Why is Super Saver slower than Economy?

Super Saver uses the most cost-efficient routing available at the time of fulfillment — typically consolidators or ground services with longer transit windows. Paid tiers use faster, dedicated carrier services. The same discreet packaging applies regardless of speed.

Military address shipping (APO/FPO/DPO)

TheDildoHub is proud to serve American servicemembers. All military shipments go exclusively via USPS as required by military postal regulations. Tracking is always available. Delivery may take additional time due to military postal routing, but every shipment leaves with the same discreet packaging standards.

PO Box delivery

Yes, we ship discreetly to PO Boxes across the nation via USPS. In our experience, PO Box deliveries may take a little longer — typically 1–2 additional days at most.

Delivery instructions

You can add delivery instructions at checkout. Please note that while we pass these on to the carrier, we cannot guarantee they will be followed in all cases. If delivery privacy is a concern, we recommend selecting a tracked speed so you can monitor arrival.

Why we don't guarantee delivery dates

No carrier can truly guarantee delivery in practice. Even express services are subject to delays from weather, carrier volume, and other factors outside our control. Stating estimates rather than guarantees avoids confusion. If your shipment is significantly delayed, we'll work with you to make it right.

International Shipping — Worldwide

Canada · UK · Australia · New Zealand · European Union & more

Method Transit Time Price Typical Carriers & Services
International Saver+ 10–15 Business Days $34.95 USPS First-Class International, DHL eCommerce, FedEx International Economy
International Standard 7–12 Business Days $44.95 USPS Priority Mail International, UPS Standard, FedEx International Economy
International Priority+ 4–6 Business Days $64.95 DHL Express, FedEx International Priority, UPS Worldwide Expedited, USPS Priority Mail Express International
International Rush 2–5 Business Days $84.95 DHL Express, FedEx International Priority, UPS Worldwide Express

Transit times are estimates from date of dispatch and exclude processing time. Customs clearance may add additional days. If significantly delayed, contact us.

International carriers we use

Our global carriers include USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL depending on destination and tier. All international shipments receive the same discreet packaging as domestic orders.

  • International Saver+: USPS First-Class International, DHL eCommerce, FedEx International Economy
  • International Standard: USPS Priority Mail International, UPS Standard, FedEx International Economy
  • International Priority+: DHL Express, FedEx International Priority, UPS Worldwide Expedited, USPS Priority Mail Express International
  • International Rush: DHL Express, FedEx International Priority, UPS Worldwide Express

Countries we ship to

We ship to Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia, New Zealand, and EU countries including Germany, France, Netherlands, Spain, Italy, and more. For a complete list, see our International Shipping Policy.

Full international shipping policy

For complete details — including customs duties, delivery times, and all supported countries — please visit our International Shipping Policy.


Where We Ship From

We operate several fulfillment locations across California and one on the East Coast for specific items, positioned to reach you quickly wherever you are in the US. Our system automatically selects the best facility based on inventory and proximity to your address.

  • Huntington Beach, CA 92649
  • Van Nuys, CA 91406
  • Whittier, CA 90601
  • Hightstown, NJ 08520

We do not publicly list a specific street address, as we maintain a closed, business-to-customer operation rather than a public retail storefront.


After Your Order Ships

Once your order is on its way, keeping tabs on it is easy — and if anything goes wrong, we're here to sort it out.

  • Order Confirmation Email: Your shipping notification contains a tracking link. Click it to follow your package in real time via the carrier's site.
  • Shop App by Shopify: Download the free Shop app to track all your orders from one place. Available on iOS and Android.
  • Lost or Missing Packages: If your tracking shows delivered but nothing arrived — or your shipment appears stuck — contact us right away. In most cases, packages are misrouted and located within a few days. If confirmed lost, we reship at no additional cost to you.
  • International Customs & Duties: International orders may be subject to customs duties, import taxes, or brokerage fees imposed by your country. These are not included in your order total and are the recipient's responsibility. See our International Shipping Policy for details.

Our Guarantee — 100% Satisfaction

For health and safety reasons, we do not accept returns on any item, used or unused. That said, we stand fully behind every product we sell.

Many of our products are USB or battery-operated, and on occasion a unit may arrive defective or stop working as expected. Our support team will first walk you through basic troubleshooting — often the quickest path to getting things working. If troubleshooting doesn't resolve the issue, we provide a hassle-free replacement at no additional cost.

How to request a replacement

  1. Contact our support team — available 7 days a week.
  2. Share your order number and product name along with a brief description of the issue.
  3. If the defect is visible, include a photo — this speeds up the process significantly.
  4. Once validated, your replacement ships promptly in the same discreet packaging.

Need help?

We're here seven days a week. Questions about your order, a shipment, or anything else — our support team has you covered.

We take real pride in our customer experience team. We're here to listen when you need to be heard. No chatbots, no AI customer service — just 100% discreet email support from real people.

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