A Closer Look — Tom’s Cock 13 Inch Large Realistic Dildo w/ Balls & Suction Cup
Straight from Tom of Finland inspiration, Tom’s Cock pairs iconic, hand-sculpted detail with oversized scale. A smooth crown, lightly arched shaft, and lifelike balls deliver visual heat and handheld control, while the powerful suction cup unlocks hands-free positions—or slot it into a sturdy O-ring harness for strap-on play. Phthalate-free TPR balances firm penetration with a touch of flex.
Standout Features
Designed for size lovers, Tom’s Cock blends gallery-worthy realism with serious girth and length. The suction cup base holds steady on smooth surfaces for grind and ride sessions, while the slight shaft arch helps you aim for internal hot spots during deep strokes or harness play.
- Iconic Sculpt: Hand-detailed head, veins, and balls rooted in Tom of Finland artwork.
- XL Presence: 12″ insertable and a 2.5″ diameter for engulfing fullness.
- Hands-Free Ready: Strong suction base for tile, glass, or acrylic.
- Harness Friendly: Works with most O-ring systems for partner penetration.
- Balanced Feel: Firm TPR with a hint of flex for steerable pressure.
What You’ll Feel
Expect a pronounced entry “pop” at the crown and dense, anchored pressure as the girth settles. The long, smooth shaft supports slow, rolling depth or short, controlled pulses as you warm up—choose your rhythm and let the circumference do the heavy lifting.
- Deep Fullness: ~7.85″ circumference translates to big, satisfying stretch.
- Targeted Angles: Subtle arch helps line up G-/P-spot pressure.
- Stable Control: Balls provide a natural hand stop for precise pacing.
How It Measures Up
Use these dimensions to plan warm-ups, positions, and harness fit. If you’re stepping up in size, start shallow with generous lube, breathe, and only add depth when comfort returns.
- Total Length: 13.0″ (33.0 cm)
- Insertable Length: 12.0″ (30.5 cm)
- Maximum Diameter: 2.5″ (6.35 cm) — circumference ≈ 7.85″ (19.9 cm)
Best For / Skip If
Built for experienced players who love realistic styling and oversized stretch. If you need a slimmer profile or ultra-soft, compressible skins, consider a narrower or dual-density alternative first.
- For: Size enthusiasts, suction-cup riders, strap-on users seeking realism.
- Skip if: You’re brand-new to penetration or prefer small-diameter toys.
Ways to Play
Lock the suction cup to a chair, bench, or shower wall for hands-free grind; or gear up with a firm O-ring harness for partner play. Angle forward to chase G-spot pressure, rotate slightly so surface detail rolls across sensitive zones, and re-lube often at this girth.
- Hands-free cowgirl/reverse on a smooth, stable surface.
- Harness doggy or standing for deeper leverage.
- Warm-up sequence: fingers → smaller toy → Tom’s Cock.
Care & Cleaning
TPR is porous—great feel, extra care. Clean thoroughly, dry fully, and store away from other materials. Use water-based lube only, and consider condoms when sharing between partners or switching orifices.
- Wash with warm water + mild soap or toy cleaner; rinse and air-dry.
- Water-based lubricant recommended; avoid silicone/oil formulas.
- Store cool, dry, lint-free; keep separate from other toys.
What’s Included & Pairings
You’ll receive Tom’s Cock in discreet retail packaging—with a bonus collectible print. Pair with a thick water-based lube, a supportive O-ring harness, and a quality toy cleaner for easy aftercare.
- Tom’s Cock 13″ realistic dildo w/ balls & suction cup (TPR)
- Free Tom of Finland collector print (included)
- Pairs with: water-based lube, O-ring harness, toy cleaner, condoms (optional)
Packaging, Billing & Delivery
We keep it quiet—plain outer packaging and a privacy-first billing descriptor protect your purchase. U.S. orders ship quickly from our stateside facilities; Canadian and international shipments include discreet, customs-friendly documentation for a smooth handoff.
- Free U.S. shipping on $139+ orders
- Standard and expedited speeds at checkout
- PO box and APO/FPO/DPO friendly
Iconic Art. XL Realism.
Add the Tom’s Cock 13 Inch Large Realistic Dildo w/ Balls & Suction Cup to your cart at The Dildo Hub and enjoy big, art-inspired realism with hands-free options and discreet delivery.
Shipping, Billing & Privacy
Last Updated: August 2026
Your privacy travels with every order
From the moment you check out to the moment your package arrives, every step is designed so that what you buy stays entirely between you and us.
How we appear on your statement
- Credit / Debit Card: Sp-Tdh-Br
- PayPal: TDH Retail Ltd
Some banks may display a slightly different or truncated version of these descriptors — this is determined by your financial institution and is outside our control.
What Discreet Shipping Means
Every package we send is prepared with your privacy in mind. If someone sees your order on your doorstep, in your mailroom, or being carried by you, they will have no way to know what’s inside. Even carrier employees handling your package cannot tell from the exterior that it contains intimate products.
- Plain Packaging: Orders are shipped in standard brown cardboard boxes or plain poly mailers, with no decorative branding.
- No Branding: No product names, logos, or “TheDildoHub” branding appear on the exterior of your package.
- Carrier Markings Only: The only external markings are the shipping label and carrier tracking information required for delivery.

Our Shipping Boxes
We use cartons from Stock Box Company and other established packaging suppliers. The specific packaging used may vary depending on your order’s size, weight, fulfillment location, and availability. Using cartons from different suppliers does not change the discreet nature of your shipment.
All boxes used for shipping are plain, unbranded, and selected to provide appropriate protection during transit. The Stock Box Company cartons pictured above are single-wall boxes supplied from Santa Fe Springs, California. Their printed certification states that they meet the construction requirements of the applicable freight classification.
The certification shown on these cartons lists the following specifications:
- Bursting-Test Rating: 200 pounds
- Minimum Combined Facing Weight: 84 pounds per 1,000 square feet
- Maximum Size Limit: 75 inches
- Maximum Gross Weight Limit: 65 pounds
These specifications apply to the pictured Stock Box Company cartons. Other boxes may have different manufacturer specifications, but all packaging used for your order is selected for safe transit and maintains the same plain and discreet presentation.
For suitable smaller or lighter shipments, we may use padded poly mailers instead of cardboard boxes. These mailers are also plain and unbranded, with no externally visible product descriptions.
Free Shipping
Free Super Saver Shipping applies automatically to all U.S. orders over $139 — no promo code needed. Every free shipment receives the exact same discreet packaging treatment as any paid tier. Your privacy is never a function of how much you spend.
Order Processing
All orders take 1–2 business days to process before they ship. Orders placed with Express, Priority, or Rush shipping are processed on the next business day. Processing time is separate from transit time, and the delivery estimates for each shipping method begin once your order has been packed and handed to the carrier.
Orders placed on weekends and federal holidays begin processing on the next business day.
- Processing Time: 1–2 business days for all orders. Express, Priority, and Rush orders are processed the next business day.
- Tracking Updates: Tracking information may take 24–48 hours to update after your order ships. If it hasn't moved after 48 hours, contact us.
Shipping Rates
All rates are flat per order — not calculated by weight. The same price applies whether you're in Manhattan or rural Alaska. TheDildoHub covers any additional carrier costs; you will never be charged more than the rate shown at checkout.
Domestic Shipping — United States
All 50 states · APO/FPO/DPO · U.S. Territories · PO Boxes
| Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Carriers & Services |
|---|---|---|---|
| Super Saver (Free) | 7–10 Business Days | Free (>$139) | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground |
| Economy | 5–7 Business Days | $10.95 | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard |
| Express | 4–5 Business Days | $24.95 | USPS Priority Mail, FedEx Home Delivery, UPS Ground, OnTrac Express |
| Priority | 3–4 Business Days | $34.95 | USPS Priority Mail Express, FedEx Express Saver, FedEx 2Day, UPS 3 Day Select, UPS 2nd Day Air |
| Rush | 1–2 Business Days | $64.95 | USPS Priority Mail Express, FedEx 2Day, FedEx Overnight, UPS 2nd Day Air, UPS Next Day Air Saver |
Transit times begin after your order ships — processing time is not included. Times are estimates; carrier delays, weather, and peak volumes can affect delivery. If significantly delayed, contact us and we'll make it right.
About our domestic carriers
We use USPS, FedEx, UPS, and OnTrac for reliable nationwide shipping. Our fulfillment team automatically selects the best carrier based on your location, speed, and package details. You cannot select a specific carrier, but every carrier delivers in plain, unmarked packaging.
- FedEx: Ground Economy, Ground, Home Delivery, Express Saver, 2Day, Overnight
- UPS: SurePost, Ground, 3 Day Select, 2nd Day Air, Next Day Air Saver
- USPS: Ground Advantage, Priority Mail, Priority Mail Express
- OnTrac: Ground, Standard, Express
Why is Super Saver slower than Economy?
Super Saver uses the most cost-efficient routing available at the time of fulfillment — typically consolidators or ground services with longer transit windows. Paid tiers use faster, dedicated carrier services. The same discreet packaging applies regardless of speed.
Military address shipping (APO/FPO/DPO)
TheDildoHub is proud to serve American servicemembers. All military shipments go exclusively via USPS as required by military postal regulations. Tracking is always available. Delivery may take additional time due to military postal routing, but every shipment leaves with the same discreet packaging standards.
PO Box delivery
Yes, we ship discreetly to PO Boxes across the nation via USPS. In our experience, PO Box deliveries may take a little longer — typically 1–2 additional days at most.
Delivery instructions
You can add delivery instructions at checkout. Please note that while we pass these on to the carrier, we cannot guarantee they will be followed in all cases. If delivery privacy is a concern, we recommend selecting a tracked speed so you can monitor arrival.
Why we don't guarantee delivery dates
No carrier can truly guarantee delivery in practice. Even express services are subject to delays from weather, carrier volume, and other factors outside our control. Stating estimates rather than guarantees avoids confusion. If your shipment is significantly delayed, we'll work with you to make it right.
International Shipping — Worldwide
Canada · UK · Australia · New Zealand · European Union & more
| Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Carriers & Services |
|---|---|---|---|
| International Saver+ | 10–15 Business Days | $34.95 | USPS First-Class International, DHL eCommerce, FedEx International Economy |
| International Standard | 7–12 Business Days | $44.95 | USPS Priority Mail International, UPS Standard, FedEx International Economy |
| International Priority+ | 4–6 Business Days | $64.95 | DHL Express, FedEx International Priority, UPS Worldwide Expedited, USPS Priority Mail Express International |
| International Rush | 2–5 Business Days | $84.95 | DHL Express, FedEx International Priority, UPS Worldwide Express |
Transit times are estimates from date of dispatch and exclude processing time. Customs clearance may add additional days. If significantly delayed, contact us.
International carriers we use
Our global carriers include USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL depending on destination and tier. All international shipments receive the same discreet packaging as domestic orders.
- International Saver+: USPS First-Class International, DHL eCommerce, FedEx International Economy
- International Standard: USPS Priority Mail International, UPS Standard, FedEx International Economy
- International Priority+: DHL Express, FedEx International Priority, UPS Worldwide Expedited, USPS Priority Mail Express International
- International Rush: DHL Express, FedEx International Priority, UPS Worldwide Express
Countries we ship to
We ship to Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia, New Zealand, and EU countries including Germany, France, Netherlands, Spain, Italy, and more. For a complete list, see our International Shipping Policy.
Full international shipping policy
For complete details — including customs duties, delivery times, and all supported countries — please visit our International Shipping Policy.
Where We Ship From
We operate several fulfillment locations across California and one on the East Coast for specific items, positioned to reach you quickly wherever you are in the US. Our system automatically selects the best facility based on inventory and proximity to your address.
- Huntington Beach, CA 92649
- Van Nuys, CA 91406
- Whittier, CA 90601
- Hightstown, NJ 08520
We do not publicly list a specific street address, as we maintain a closed, business-to-customer operation rather than a public retail storefront.
After Your Order Ships
Once your order is on its way, keeping tabs on it is easy — and if anything goes wrong, we're here to sort it out.
- Order Confirmation Email: Your shipping notification contains a tracking link. Click it to follow your package in real time via the carrier's site.
- Shop App by Shopify: Download the free Shop app to track all your orders from one place. Available on iOS and Android.
- Lost or Missing Packages: If your tracking shows delivered but nothing arrived — or your shipment appears stuck — contact us right away. In most cases, packages are misrouted and located within a few days. If confirmed lost, we reship at no additional cost to you.
- International Customs & Duties: International orders may be subject to customs duties, import taxes, or brokerage fees imposed by your country. These are not included in your order total and are the recipient's responsibility. See our International Shipping Policy for details.
Our Guarantee — 100% Satisfaction
For health and safety reasons, we do not accept returns on any item, used or unused. That said, we stand fully behind every product we sell.
Many of our products are USB or battery-operated, and on occasion a unit may arrive defective or stop working as expected. Our support team will first walk you through basic troubleshooting — often the quickest path to getting things working. If troubleshooting doesn't resolve the issue, we provide a hassle-free replacement at no additional cost.
How to request a replacement
- Contact our support team — available 7 days a week.
- Share your order number and product name along with a brief description of the issue.
- If the defect is visible, include a photo — this speeds up the process significantly.
- Once validated, your replacement ships promptly in the same discreet packaging.
Need help?
We're here seven days a week. Questions about your order, a shipment, or anything else — our support team has you covered.
We take real pride in our customer experience team. We're here to listen when you need to be heard. No chatbots, no AI customer service — just 100% discreet email support from real people.
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