
💥 Your Ultimate Passport to Pleasure: The Portable Multi-Position Sex Machine 💥
Imagine a device so innovative, so versatile, it not only satisfies your deepest desires but can also be packed up and taken with you wherever your adventures may lead. Say hello to this spectacular sex machine, a dream come true for the adventurous pleasure-seeker, offering a mesmerizing variety of position possibilities and the ability to be tilted horizontally or vertically for a breathtakingly wide array of erotic experiences. Whether you're exploring at home or taking your pleasures abroad, this machine will keep you in a constant state of delicious anticipation. 😈💼🌎🔌 Travel Adapter for International Pleasure Sessions 🔌
Geographical boundaries? What are those? We believe pleasure shouldn't be confined, which is why our sex-machine comes complete with a travel adapter and surge protector. Offering a wide voltage range of 100V-240V, this enticing toy is primed for international use, including but not limited to Australia, the EU, the UK, and Japan. All you need to do is check the adapter prong configurations as required for your country, and your pleasure sessions can accompany you across borders! 🌍⚡💦📏 300 RPM Versa Fuk Measurements & Materials
Machine: 17.5 inches in length at the base, 25 inches total in length including arm, 12.75 inches wide, 19 inches in height;
Penis dildo: 7 inches in length, 2 inches in diameter;
Anal dildo: 6.25 inches in length, 1.5 inches wide;
Vibrating remote: 7.5 inches in total length, 4.5 inches insertable, 1.35 inches in diameter;
Stroke length with 7-inch penis: Inner stroke is 3 inches, outer stroke is 10 inches;
With extension arm: Inner stroke is 3 inches, outer stroke is 18 inches.
Machine: corrosion-resistant steel with black powder coat finish;
Realistic dildo: TPR;
Anal penetrator: silicone
Color: Black and silver
🌪️ High Powered Thrusting: Experience the Thrill of High RPM 🌪️
Prepare to be mesmerized by the machine's powerful motor, capable of delivering tantalizingly teasing strokes or powerfully pounding you into a realm of ecstatic submission at a mighty 300 strokes per minute. Wondering about the importance of high RPM in fucking machines? High RPM (Revolutions Per Minute) in a fucking machine signifies the number of full cycles the machine can complete in a minute, translating into constant, relentless, and deeply satisfying penetration, perfect for an intense erotic experience. 💣💥🔥🎢 Extend Your Pleasure with Extra Reach 🎢
For those seeking the thrill of extra depth, we've included an extension rod that adds an additional 8 inches of reach, intensifying your pleasure and ensuring no fantasy is left unfulfilled. Coupled with the grip-tight support pads that hold the machine securely in place and the easy-twist knobs that let you quickly adjust the angles, every stroke will hit right where you need it. 📏🔧💋🔮 Dual Attachments for Double the Fun 🔮
Elevate your ecstasy with the two captivating attachments included - a realistic dildo and a tapered anal penetrator. Lock them securely in place to enjoy a thrilling ride that caters to your every craving, or switch between them for an endless variety of orgasmic experiences. 🔄🔥🎉💘 Unleashing the Power of Extreme Bedroom Play and BDSM 💘
This sex machine is a powerful tool in the world of extreme bedroom play and BDSM, offering versatile options for solo enjoyment or shared pleasure. Its impressive features and customizable options make it an ideal addition to any erotic collection, adding a dash of excitement and a world of potential for new experiences. Dive deep into your fantasies and redefine the boundaries of your pleasure. Are you ready for the ride of your life? 🎠🔗🍓 Remember, this machine isn't just an erotic tool - it's a passport to a world of pleasure, a world where your wildest fantasies become reality. It's time to expand your horizons and explore your desire in ways you never thought possible. Enjoy the ride! 🎆🚀💖
Your privacy travels
with every order.
From the moment you check out to the moment your package arrives, every step is designed so that what you buy stays entirely between you and us.
How we appear on your statement
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What Discreet Shipping Means
No logos. No hints.
Just a normal parcel.
Every package we send is prepared with your privacy in mind. If someone sees your order on your doorstep, in your mailroom, or being carried by you — they will have no way to know what's inside. Even carrier employees handling your package cannot tell from the exterior that it contains intimate products.
Plain Packaging
Standard brown cardboard boxes or plain poly mailers — no decorative branding of any kind.
No Branding
No logos, no product names, no "TheDildoHub" anywhere on the exterior of your package.
Neutral Return Address
Shows a city and state only — no business name, no indication of the sender's nature.
Carrier Barcodes Only
The only markings on your parcel are your shipping label and carrier tracking information.
Free Shipping
Spend $139 or more.
Ship for free.
Free Super Saver Shipping applies automatically to all U.S. orders over $139 — no promo code needed. Every free shipment receives the exact same discreet packaging treatment as any paid tier. Your privacy is never a function of how much you spend.
Order Processing
Same-day fulfillment
when it matters most.
Orders placed before the daily cutoff on business days are packed and handed to the carrier the same day — including Rush orders. Orders placed after the cutoff, or on weekends and federal holidays, ship the next business day.
Daily Cutoff Time
1:00 PM Pacific (4:00 PM Eastern) on business days. All tiers — including Rush — ship same day if ordered before this time.
Tracking Updates
Tracking information may take 24–48 hours to update after your order ships. If it hasn't moved after 48 hours, contact us.
Shipping Rates
Flat-rate. No surprises.
Same price nationwide.
All rates are flat per order — not calculated by weight. The same price applies whether you're in Manhattan or rural Alaska. TheDildoHub covers any additional carrier costs; you will never be charged more than the rate shown at checkout.
Choose your speed
Super Saver
7–10 Business Days
Free
on orders over $139
Economy
5–7 Business Days
$10.95
Express
4–5 Business Days
$24.95
Priority
3–4 Business Days
$34.95
Rush
1–2 Business Days
$64.95
Transit times begin after your order ships — processing time is not included. Times are estimates; carrier delays, weather, and peak volumes can affect delivery.
🇺🇸 Domestic Shipping
United States
All 50 states · APO/FPO/DPO · U.S. Territories · PO Boxes
| Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Carriers & Services |
|---|---|---|---|
| Super Saver (Free) | 7–10 Business Days | Free (>$139) | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground |
| Economy | 5–7 Business Days | $10.95 | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard |
| Express | 4–5 Business Days | $24.95 | USPS Priority Mail, FedEx Home Delivery, UPS Ground, OnTrac Express |
| Priority | 3–4 Business Days | $34.95 | USPS Priority Mail Express, FedEx Express Saver, FedEx 2Day, UPS 3 Day Select, UPS 2nd Day Air |
| Rush | 1–2 Business Days | $64.95 | USPS Priority Mail Express, FedEx 2Day, FedEx Overnight, UPS 2nd Day Air, UPS Next Day Air Saver |
Transit times begin after your order ships. If significantly delayed, contact us and we'll make it right.
About our domestic carriers
We use USPS, FedEx, UPS, and OnTrac for reliable nationwide shipping. Our fulfillment team automatically selects the best carrier based on your location, speed, and package details. You cannot select a specific carrier, but every carrier delivers in plain, unmarked packaging.
Services by carrier:
- FedEx: Ground Economy, Ground, Home Delivery, Express Saver, 2Day, Overnight
- UPS: SurePost, Ground, 3 Day Select, 2nd Day Air, Next Day Air Saver
- USPS: Ground Advantage, Priority Mail, Priority Mail Express
- OnTrac: Ground, Standard, Express
Why is Super Saver slower than Economy?
Super Saver uses the most cost-efficient routing available at the time of fulfillment — typically consolidators or ground services with longer transit windows. Paid tiers use faster, dedicated carrier services. The same discreet packaging applies regardless of speed.
Last-mile delivery partners
We may occasionally use UniUni or SpeedX for final-mile delivery in certain areas — crowdsourced delivery networks carefully vetted to meet our service and discretion standards. Your package remains in plain, unmarked packaging regardless of which carrier completes the final delivery.
Military address shipping (APO/FPO/DPO)
TheDildoHub is proud to serve American servicemembers. All military shipments go exclusively via USPS as required by military postal regulations. Tracking is always available. Delivery may take additional time due to military postal routing, but every shipment leaves with the same discreet packaging standards.
PO Box delivery
Yes, we ship discreetly to PO Boxes across the nation via USPS.
Delivery instructions
You can add delivery instructions at checkout. Please note that while we pass these on to the carrier, we cannot guarantee they will be followed in all cases. If delivery privacy is a concern, we recommend selecting a tracked speed so you can monitor arrival.
Why we don't guarantee delivery dates
No carrier can truly guarantee delivery in practice. Even express services are subject to delays from weather, carrier volume, and other factors outside our control. Stating estimates rather than guarantees avoids confusion. If your shipment is significantly delayed, we'll work with you to make it right.
🌍 International Shipping
Worldwide
Canada · UK · Australia · New Zealand · European Union & more
| Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Carriers & Services |
|---|---|---|---|
| International Saver+ | 10–15 Business Days | $34.95 | USPS First-Class International, DHL eCommerce, FedEx International Economy |
| International Standard | 7–12 Business Days | $44.95 | USPS Priority Mail International, UPS Standard, FedEx International Economy |
| International Priority+ | 4–6 Business Days | $64.95 | DHL Express, FedEx International Priority, UPS Worldwide Expedited, USPS Priority Mail Express International |
| International Rush | 2–5 Business Days | $84.95 | DHL Express, FedEx International Priority, UPS Worldwide Express |
Transit times are estimates from date of dispatch and exclude processing time. Customs clearance may add additional days. If significantly delayed, contact us.
International carriers we use
Our global carriers include USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL depending on destination and tier. All international shipments receive the same discreet packaging as domestic orders.
- International Saver+: USPS First-Class International, DHL eCommerce, FedEx International Economy
- International Standard: USPS Priority Mail International, UPS Standard, FedEx International Economy
- International Priority+: DHL Express, FedEx International Priority, UPS Worldwide Expedited, USPS Priority Mail Express International
- International Rush: DHL Express, FedEx International Priority, UPS Worldwide Express
Countries we ship to
We ship to Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia, New Zealand, and EU countries including Germany, France, Netherlands, Spain, Italy, and more. For a complete list, see our International Shipping Policy.
Full international shipping policy
For complete details — including customs duties, delivery times, and all supported countries — please visit our International Shipping Policy.
Where We Ship From
Two coasts.
One standard of care.
We operate fulfillment centers in California and New Jersey, positioned to reach you quickly wherever you are in the US. Our system automatically selects the best facility based on inventory and proximity to your address.
California
West Coast hub serving the western United States and beyond. Plain packaging, no exceptions.
New Jersey
East Coast hub for faster delivery across the northeastern and southeastern US. Same discreet standards.
After Your Order Ships
Track it. Trust it.
Once your order is on its way, keeping tabs on it is easy — and if anything goes wrong, we're here to sort it out.
Order Confirmation Email
Your shipping notification contains a tracking link. Click it to follow your package in real time via the carrier's site.
Shop App by Shopify
Download the free Shop app to track all your orders from one place. Available on iOS and Android.
Lost or Missing Packages
If your tracking shows delivered but nothing arrived — or your shipment appears stuck — contact us right away. In most cases, packages are misrouted and located within a few days. If confirmed lost, we reship at no additional cost to you.
International Customs & Duties
International orders may be subject to customs duties, import taxes, or brokerage fees imposed by your country. These are not included in your order total and are the recipient's responsibility. See our International Shipping Policy for details.
Our Guarantee
100% Satisfaction.
Hassle-free.
For health and safety reasons, we do not accept returns on any item, used or unused. That said, we stand fully behind every product we sell.
Many of our products are USB or battery-operated, and on occasion a unit may arrive defective or stop working as expected. Our support team will first walk you through basic troubleshooting — often the quickest path to getting things working. If troubleshooting doesn't resolve the issue, we provide a hassle-free replacement at no additional cost.
How to request a replacement
Contact our support team — available 7 days a week.
Share your order number and product name along with a brief description of the issue.
If the defect is visible, include a photo — this speeds up the process significantly.
Once validated, your replacement ships promptly in the same discreet packaging.
Need help?
We're here seven days a week.
Questions about your order, a shipment, or anything else — our support team has you covered.