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Folks, if you’re craving a squirting dildo that looks authentic, feels incredible, and finishes with a messy surprise, the Dark 8.5 Inch Vibrating & Squirting Realistic Dildo w/ Remote & Suction Cup is built to satisfy. Molded in a rich brown tone with lifelike veins and a strong suction base, this toy doesn’t just buzz with 10 modes of vibration — it also features a 10 ml automatic squirting function for fantasy-realism at its best. Remote-controlled and USB rechargeable, it’s perfect for solo indulgence, steamy partner play, or putting on a show when you want all eyes on you.
| Category | Vibrating squirting dildo with suction base & remote |
| Design Highlights | Lifelike shaft, 10 vibration modes, automatic squirting, remote control |
| Material | Body-safe TPR & ABS plastic |
| Water Friendly | Easy to clean (not recommended for full submersion) |
| Dimensions | 8.6" total (21.8 cm), 6.6" insertable (16.8 cm), 1.75" max width (4.4 cm) |
| Weight | 1.00 lbs (0.45 kg) |
| Color | Dark / Brown |
| Power | USB rechargeable shaft; remote requires 2×AAA batteries (not included) |
| Packaging | Discreet retail packaging inside a plain, unmarked shipping box |
How do I refill the squirting feature?
Dip the refill tip into your chosen fluid, squeeze the scrotum or reservoir, and the shaft loads like a syringe. Activate the function when you’re ready for a climax.
Can I use the Dark dildo in the shower?
It’s splashproof for easy cleaning, but not designed for full immersion.
What liquids can I use?
We recommend water or cum-style lubes for a realistic look and easy cleanup.
Is the suction base reliable?
Yes — it’s designed to anchor securely to smooth, flat surfaces for hands-free play.
The Dildo Hub proudly offers the Dark Loadz realistic squirting dildo — a rich-toned, lifelike shaft that combines vibrations with squirting realism for explosive play. Order today and enjoy discreet shipping, private billing via credit card or PayPal, and sexy goodies for extra delight in every box. Shipped fast in plain packaging for super-discreet, secure, and reliable delivery.
We offer Free Economy Shipping on all U.S. orders over $139.
Shipping is calculated at checkout before payment is processed. All shipping rates are flat-rate and will not change based on the weight or size of your order. TheDildoHub covers any additional shipping costs; you will never be charged more than the advertised rate.
| Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
|---|---|---|---|
| Free Economy | 5–7 Business Days | Free (>$139) | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground |
| Economy Shipping | 5–7 Business Days | $10.95 | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard |
| Standard Shipping | 3–5 Business Days | $24.95 | USPS Priority Mail, UPS Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, OnTrac Express |
| Priority 3-Day | 3 Business Days | $31.95 | FedEx Express Saver, UPS 3 Day Select, USPS Priority Mail Express |
We use USPS, FedEx, UPS, OnTrac, and occasionally DHL eCommerce to provide reliable nationwide shipping based on your region and selected service.
No carrier can truly guarantee it in practice; even express services are only guaranteed on paper and remain subject to delays. This avoids confusion and frustration for everyone.
Our global carriers include USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL depending on the destination and shipping tier.
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Weekend delivery is not guaranteed. All delivery timeframes refer to business days (Monday–Friday).
If an item is on backorder, we’ll notify you by email. Backordered items ship as soon as available at no extra shipping charge. For updates or cancellations, contact support@thedildohub.com with your order number.
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For health, safety, and environmental reasons, we do not accept returns on any item, used or unused.
However, we proudly stand behind every product we ship. If your item arrives defective, damaged, or not working as intended, we offer a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee; we’ll replace it immediately, no questions asked.
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