๐ฅ๐ Wooden Spanking Paddle | American BDSM Sex Toys & Spanking Gear ๐๐ฅ
๐บ๐ธ Unleash Your Inner Disciplinarian with a Corporal Punishment Classic ๐ถ๏ธ๐ฃ
Welcome, audacious American BDSM aficionados! Are you seeking to ignite your private school nightmares - or perhaps fantasies - with an addition to your BDSM toys collection? Say hello to our American-crafted Wooden Spanking Paddle, an iconic punishment paddle, ripe for enacting the most deliciously sinful scenarios.
๐ฃ๐ฅ A Spanking Paddle for Powerful, Painful Pleasure
This spanking paddle is a tribute to the age-old corporal punishment tradition, reimagined for your intense bondage games. Made of solid beech wood, it's light in the hand of the punisher but relentless on the flesh of the punished. The paddle features aerodynamic holes to enable swift, powerful swings, making each stroke a deep dive into the realm of painful pleasure. So, tell us, who's been a bad boy or girl?
๐Specifications ๐โ
- Measurements: 17.75 inches in length, 3.5 inches in width - perfectly sized for an array of stinging sensations in your impact-play sex games.
- Material: Crafted from solid beech wood, adding a natural, robust touch to your collection of BDSM sex toys.
- Color: A warm, inviting brown, bringing a touch of classic elegance to your arsenal of bondage gear.
Free Discreet Shipping
We offer Free Economy Shipping on all U.S. orders over $139.
Shipping Rates
Shipping is calculated at checkout before payment is processed. All shipping rates are flat-rate and will not change based on the weight or size of your order. TheDildoHub covers any additional shipping costs; you will never be charged more than the advertised rate.
Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
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Free Economy | 5โ7 Business Days | Free (>$139) | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground |
Economy Shipping | 5โ7 Business Days | $10.95 | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard |
Standard Shipping | 3โ5 Business Days | $24.95 | USPS Priority Mail, UPS Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, OnTrac Express |
Priority 3-Day | 3 Business Days | $31.95 | FedEx Express Saver, UPS 3 Day Select, USPS Priority Mail Express |
About our domestic carriers
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Why we donโt offer Next Business Day Delivery
No carrier can truly guarantee it in practice; even express services are only guaranteed on paper and remain subject to delays. This avoids confusion and frustration for everyone.
International carriers we use
Our global carriers include USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL depending on the destination and shipping tier.
Order Processing
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Weekend delivery is not guaranteed. All delivery timeframes refer to business days (MondayโFriday).
If an item is on backorder, weโll notify you by email. Backordered items ship as soon as available at no extra shipping charge. For updates or cancellations, contact support@thedildohub.com with your order number.
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Our 100% Satisfaction Guarantee
For health, safety, and environmental reasons, we do not accept returns on any item, used or unused.
However, we proudly stand behind every product we ship. If your item arrives defective, damaged, or not working as intended, we offer a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee; weโll replace it immediately, no questions asked.
To request a replacement:
- Email us at support@thedildohub.com
- Include your order number and product name
- Briefly describe the issue
- If the defect is visible, include a photo to speed up the process
Once validated, weโll ship your replacement item at no cost right away.