This X5 Mister Grande Realistic Dildo by Blush Novelties looks and feels like the real thing. It is made to please and satisfy even the most discriminating of dildo connoisseurs. The suction cup makes it harness compatible and is built for the cowboy or cowgirl in you, while the fleshy balls provide a cushion for a wild ride. Giddy Up! You can also suction this to any flat surface, headboard/footboard, shower door/wall, or even explore with a sturdy mirror!
Mister Grande is Phthalate and Latex free, itâs made out of X5 a unique material with superior properties that feels real and even warms to the touch. It is safe for all skin types even the most sensitive ones. The flexible shaft, firm yet pliant makes this an excellent sex toy for vagina, g-spot exploration in women or prostate massage in men and is thick enough to satisfy the most demanding lover. Meet Mister Grande today!
Our products are 3rd party tested for product safety. Our materials comply with international safety requirements.
- 8.5 Inch Length (6.75 Inch Insertable) x 1.75 Inch Width
- Soft and Realistic Feel
- Hand Sculpted Realistic Details
- Suction Cup Base, Harness Compatible
- Made from TPE. Contains no Fragrances, Phthalates, Paraffins or Latex
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Delivery Timeframes ⏰
👐 Hold onto your hats, our delivery partners at USPS, UPS, FedEx, and OnTrac are working their magic! Our standard order processing time is 24 to 48 business hours for all in-stock items. But remember, good things come to those who wait - processing times aren't included in the delivery times.
TIME IN TRANSIT ESTIMATES
|SHIPPING METHOD - CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES||TRANSIT TIME (EXCLUDES ORDER PROCESSING TIME)|
|Free Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service)||Delivers 5-7 business days (Mon - Fri) after ship date.|
|Economy Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service)||Delivers 5-7 business (Mon - Fri) after ship date.|
|Standard Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service)||Delivers 3-5 business days (Mon - Fri) after ship date.|
|Priority Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service)||Delivers 3 business days (Mon - Fri) after ship date.|
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📈 Can't wait to unwrap your pleasure? You're in luck! 99% of our sultry stock usually sashays to your doorstep within 3-5 business days once shipped. Now that's service with a sexy smile! 😏
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❗ Keep in mind, orders shipping to non-continental United States might need a little extra time to make their journey.
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