Embark on an Intergalactic Adventure with š½ 9.75 Inch Xenox Vibrating Xenomorph Dildo with Remote
Introducing the 9.75 Inch Xenox Vibrating Xenomorph Dildo with Remote, a thrilling addition to your collection that will transport you to the depths of your sci-fi fantasies. This alien dildo, inspired by the imagery of giant, buzzing alien wasps, is perfect for anyone seeking to explore the outer realms of pleasure. With its stunning pink and purple hues and a design that combines both the fearsome and the alluring, this fantasy dildo is your gateway to uncharted territories of excitement.
Measurements of the š½ 9.75 Inch Xenox Vibrating Xenomorph Dildo:
- Overall Length: 8.75 inches | 22.23 cm
- Insertable Length: 7.5 inches | 19.05 cm
- Narrowest Insertable Diameter: 1.7 inches | 4.32 cm
- Widest Insertable Diameter: 2.4 inches | 6.10 cm
A Design That's Out of This World
The Xenox dildo features a smooth, tapered tip, a seductively curved shaft, and knots above its spiky base, echoing the fascinating and intimidating features of a xenomorph. Each aspect of its design is crafted to provide a unique and intense sensory experience, making it a must-have for fans of scifi dildos and monster dildos.
Key Features of the š½ 9.75 Inch Xenox Vibrating Xenomorph Dildo with Remote
- Fantasy Dildo: A visually stunning piece with a shiny pink body and purple accents, featuring a smooth tapered head, a curved shaft, and a knot above the spiky base for a unique and pleasurable experience.
- Remote Controlled Vibrator: Equipped with a vibrating bullet offering 2 speeds and 7 patterns, controllable from up to 26 feet away with a wireless remote for added excitement and versatility.
- Rechargeable and Waterproof: The bullet is USB rechargeable and rated IPX6 waterproof, perfect for adventurous play in showers (note: not suitable for complete submersion).
- Suction Cup Base: Features a wide, suction cup base for hands-free enjoyment. Firmly attach it to any flat surface for a stable and thrilling ride.
- Harness Compatible: The wide, flanged base makes this dildo compatible with most strap-on harnesses, ideal for diverse fantasy roleplay scenarios.
- Premium Silicone: Constructed from body-safe, phthalate-free, premium silicone. For optimal enjoyment, pair with water-based lubricants only.
āā Please Note: Remote requires one 23A battery. The battery's not included by the manufacturer. āā
Vibrations to Propel Your Pleasure
Not just a visual masterpiece, the Xenox comes equipped with a remote for dynamic vibrating functions. This feature adds another dimension to your play, allowing you to explore various rhythms and intensities. Whether used in solo exploration or partnered play, it promises a cosmic pleasure journey.
Its wide base provides powerful suction for hands-free use, and its compatibility with strap-on harnesses opens up a world of fantasy roleplay and pegging play. Made from premium, phthalate-free silicone, it combines a firm core with a soft, silky surface for both safety and pleasure. To ensure the longevity and quality of your xenomorph dildo, use only with water-based lubricants.
After your interstellar escapades, cleaning is simple: wash with warm water and soap, and use a toy cleaner for thorough sanitation. Store your Xenox in a cool, dark place away from direct sunlight to preserve its mesmerizing colors and quality.
Are you ready to take on the galaxy with the 9.75 Inch Xenox Vibrating Xenomorph Dildo? Your journey to the stars of pleasure starts now!
Discreet Shipping & Billing
Last Updated: January 2026
Every order ships in plain, unmarked packagingābrown boxes or poly mailers with no logos, no product descriptions, and nothing that reveals the contents. Your credit card statement shows Sp Tdh-Br, not "TheDildoHub." Privacy isn't an upgradeāit's standard on every order.
Note: Some banks may display a slightly different or truncated version of this descriptorāthis is determined by your financial institution and is outside our control.
What Discreet Shipping Means
Every package we send is prepared with your privacy in mind:
⢠Plain packaging: Standard brown cardboard boxes or plain poly mailers
⢠No branding: No logos, no product names, no "TheDildoHub" anywhere on the exterior
⢠Neutral return address: Shows a city and state onlyāno business name
⢠Carrier barcodes only: The only markings are your shipping label and carrier tracking info
If someone sees your package on your doorstep, in your mailroom, or being carried by you, they will have no way to know what's inside. Even carrier employees who handle your package cannot tell from the exterior that it contains intimate products.
Free Discreet Shipping
We offer Free Super Saver Shipping on all U.S. orders over $139. Every shipmentāfree or paidāreceives the same discreet packaging treatment.
Order Processing & Fulfillment
Orders placed by 1:00 PM PT on business days are fulfilled and shipped the same day. Orders placed after 1:00 PM PT, or on weekends or federal holidays, ship the next business day.
Tracking information may take 24ā48 hours to update after your order ships.
Shipping Rates
All shipping rates are flat-rate per order (not by weight) and apply to U.S. destinations in all statesāsame price whether you're in Manhattan or rural Alaska. TheDildoHub covers any additional shipping costs; you will never be charged more than the advertised rate.
| Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
|---|---|---|---|
| Super Saver (Free) | 7ā12 Business Days | Free (>$139) | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground |
| Economy | 5ā7 Business Days | $10.95 | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard |
| Express | 3ā5 Business Days | $24.95 | USPS Priority Mail, FedEx Home Delivery, UPS Ground, OnTrac Express |
| Priority | 2ā3 Business Days | $34.95 | USPS Priority Mail Express, FedEx Express Saver, FedEx 2Day, UPS 3 Day Select, UPS 2nd Day Air |
| Rush (1ā2 Day) | 1ā2 Business Days | $64.95 | USPS Priority Mail Express, FedEx 2Day, FedEx Overnight, UPS 2nd Day Air, UPS Next Day Air Saver |
Delivery estimates are transit times after your order ships (processing time not included). Transit times are estimates and not guaranteed; carrier delays, weather, and peak-season volume can affect delivery dates. If your order is significantly delayed, contact us and we'll help make it right.
About our domestic carriers
We use USPS, FedEx, UPS, and OnTrac to provide reliable nationwide shipping. Our fulfillment team automatically selects the best carrier based on your location, shipping speed, and package details. You cannot select a specific carrier, but rest assuredāevery carrier delivers your package in plain, unmarked packaging.
Carrier services by speed:
- FedEx: Ground Economy, Ground, Home Delivery, Express Saver, 2Day, Overnight
- UPS: SurePost, Ground, 3 Day Select, 2nd Day Air, Next Day Air Saver
- USPS: Ground Advantage, Priority Mail, Priority Mail Express
- OnTrac: Ground, Standard, Express
Last-mile delivery partners
We may occasionally use UniUni or SpeedX for final-mile delivery in certain areas. Think of these as "Uber for small packages"ācrowdsourced delivery networks carefully vetted to meet our service and discretion standards. Your package remains in plain, unmarked packaging regardless of which carrier completes the final delivery.
Military address shipping (APO/FPO/DPO)
TheDildoHub is proud to serve American servicemen and women. Those who sacrifice everything for our wellbeing deserve access to quality intimate wellness products.
All military shipments go exclusively via USPS as required by military postal regulations. Tracking is always available. Delivery may take extra time due to military postal routing, but every shipment is prepared with the same discreet packaging standardsāyour privacy is protected no matter where you're stationed.
PO Box delivery
Yes, we ship discreetly to PO Boxes across the nation via USPS.
Why we don't guarantee delivery dates
No carrier can truly guarantee delivery in practice; even express services are only guaranteed on paper and remain subject to delays from weather, carrier volume, and other factors. Stating estimates rather than guarantees avoids confusion and frustration for everyone. If your shipment is significantly delayed, we'll work with you to make it right.
| Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
|---|---|---|---|
| Standard International | 7ā14 Business Days | $34.95 | USPS First-Class International, USPS Priority Mail International, DHL eCommerce, UPS Standard, FedEx International Economy |
| Priority International | 5ā10 Business Days | $64.95 | DHL Express, FedEx International Priority, UPS Worldwide Expedited, UPS Worldwide Express, USPS Priority Mail Express International |
International carriers we use
Our global carriers include USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL depending on the destination and shipping tier. All international shipments receive the same discreet packaging as domestic orders.
International carrier services:
- USPS: First-Class International, Priority Mail International, Priority Mail Express International
- FedEx: International Economy, International Priority
- UPS: Standard, Worldwide Expedited, Worldwide Express
- DHL: eCommerce, Express
Countries we ship to
We ship internationally to Canada, the United Kingdom, Australia, New Zealand, and countries in the European Union including Germany, France, Netherlands, Spain, Italy, and more. For a complete list and additional details, see our International Shipping Policy.
Full international shipping policy
For complete details on international shippingāincluding customs duties, delivery times, and all countries we ship toāplease visit our International Shipping Policy.
Where We Ship From
We ship from multiple fulfillment centers for fast, reliable nationwide coverage:
California: Huntington Beach, Chatsworth, Santa Ana
New Jersey: East Windsor
Our system automatically selects the best facility based on inventory and proximity to your address. Regardless of where your order ships from, every package is prepared to our strict discretion standardsāplain packaging, no branding, complete privacy.
Customs and Brokerage Fees
International orders may be subject to customs duties, import taxes, or brokerage fees imposed by your country. These charges are not included in your order total and are the recipient's responsibility. Please consult your local customs office for details. For more information, see our International Shipping Policy.
Order Tracking
Once your order ships, you can track it via:
1. Order Confirmation Email ā Click the tracking link in your shipping notification.
2. Shop App by Shopify ā Download the free Shop app to track all your orders in one place.
If you have questions, contact us anytime at support@thedildohub.com.
Our 100% Satisfaction Guarantee
For health, safety, and environmental reasons, we do not accept returns on any item, used or unused.
However, we proudly stand behind every product we ship. If your item arrives defective, damaged, or not working as intended, we offer a 100% Satisfaction Guaranteeāwe'll replace it immediately, no questions asked.
To request a replacement:
- Email us at support@thedildohub.com
- Include your order number and product name
- Briefly describe the issue
- If the defect is visible, include a photo to speed up the process
Once validated, we'll ship your replacement item at no costāin the same discreet packaging, of course.
Questions?
Contact us at support@thedildohub.com. We're here to help while protecting your privacy.
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