Is the Balls Soap a real soap or just a prop? It is real soap. The bar is made from a glycerin-based soap formula with a mild, fresh scent, and the distributor describes it as moisturizing, so it leaves skin feeling soft, not dry. The joke is the shape: a saggy pair of balls on a nylon rope, ready to hang from a shower fitting. Hanging it also lets the bar dry between washes, which helps it keep its shape. It is for external use only.
Balls Soap: a gag gift you can wash with
Balls Soap from Big Ballers is a soap on a rope molded to look like a saggy pair of testicles. It is a working bar of soap with a mild, fresh scent and a formula the distributor describes as moisturizing. The small size measures 3.9 inches long, 3 inches wide and 1.7 inches deep, in a light skin tone.
A nylon rope runs through the bar so it can hang in the shower. That keeps it out of standing water and helps it hold its form. It is made as a prank or gag gift for White Elephant swaps, shared bathrooms and anyone who will laugh when they reach for the soap.
Best for: For gift givers who want a cheap, useful joke present. It suits White Elephant exchanges, bachelor parties, housemates and anyone who enjoys a bathroom prank. The recipient gets a laugh and a bar of soap they can use.
At a glance: Soap on a rope · Mild, fresh scent · Moisturizing · 3.9 in long
Key features
| Gag gift shape |
A saggy pair of balls that turns a plain bar of soap into a prank. |
| Mild, fresh scent |
A light fragrance that most people will find easy to live with. |
| Moisturizing formula |
Made to leave skin feeling soft instead of dry. |
| Nylon rope |
Hang it in the shower so it dries between uses and keeps its shape. |
Specifications
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Overall size: 3.9 in length x 3 in width x 1.7 in depth
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Rope material: Nylon
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Soap ingredients: Propylene Glycol, Glycerin, Sucrose, Stearic Acid, Aqua (Water), Lauric Acid, Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Sodium Hydroxide, Fragrance, Titanium Dioxide, Tocopheryl Acetate, Yellow No.5 (CI 19140), Red No.40 (CI 16035)
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Scent: Mild, fresh scent
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Color: Light
How to use
Hang the soap by its nylon rope from a shower fitting or hook. Wet it, lather it in your hands or on a washcloth, and wash as you would with any bar of soap. Rinse off and hang it back up to dry. For a prank, swap it for the regular soap in a shared shower. It is for external use only.
Care
- Hang it by the rope after each use so it dries and keeps its shape.
- Keep it out of standing water, which makes any bar soap go soft.
- For external use only. Keep it away from the eyes.
- Stop using it if your skin becomes irritated.
More on materials in our material safety guide.
Frequently asked questions
Can I really wash with it?
Yes. It is a working bar of soap with a mild, fresh scent and a moisturizing formula. Use it like any other bar. The distributor notes it is for external use only.
How big is the small size?
It measures 3.9 inches long, 3 inches wide and 1.7 inches deep. That is a little larger than a standard bar of soap and easy to hold in one hand.
What is it made of?
The soap is a glycerin-based formula that includes stearic acid, lauric acid, sodium lauryl sulfate, fragrance and tocopheryl acetate, colored with Yellow No.5 and Red No.40. The rope is nylon. Check the full ingredient list if you have sensitive skin.
Hang a pair in the shower
Add the Big Ballers Balls Soap on a Rope, Small to your cart for plain packaging, privacy-safe billing and a mystery gift in every order.
For adult use only. Read the instruction manual before first use. Specifications are the manufacturer's.
