With exhilarating curves in all the right places, you may find Fat Bernardyn's cock’s shape seems to alter when viewed under the light of the moon. All those incredible areas make for one toy that really packs the right punch whenever needed.
For fans of smoother toys, Fat Bernardyn delivers and may exceed your furry fandom expectations. Starting at its pointed tip and working your way down to its coronal ridge, you’ll find that Fat Bernardyn slides in just right with enough of a bulge to make his presence known. Overcoming its muscular tendons to meet the knot makes for a deeply sensual ride. Use its bulge to feel fulfilled and its flared base to maneuver your copy of this fat wold dildo as you please.
Fat Bernardyn loves customization - feel free to explore the available options as well as the myriad of available colors.
Item Dimensions:
- Total length - 19 cm (7.48 inches)
- Useful length - 17 cm (6.69 inches)
- Head diameter - 4 cm (1.57 inches)
- Head circumference - 13 cm (5.12 inches)
- Median diameter - 4.2 cm (1.65 inches)
- Median circumference - 15.5 cm (6.1 inches)
- Knot diameter - 7.1 cm (2.8 inches)
- Knot circumference - 22 cm (8.66 inches)
Peace of Mind Knowing That
- Handmade using platinum-cured medical silicone
- Individually handmade, each toy will be unique
- Guaranteed body-safe and skin safe
- Contains no phthalates, fragrances, latex, rubber, or paraffin
Bad Wolf® hand pours its creations using the finest platinum silicone available. This is the highest grade silicone available and produces no byproducts during the curing process, making for a safer, higher quality finished product. Sourcing silicone that retained perfect elasticity and flexibility, took on the shape of its molds flawlessly, felt astonishingly soft to the touch, and met many other strict Bad Wolf® specifications, was a slow but highly gratifying process. The chosen silicone for each hand-made Bad Wolf® fantasy toy is not only 100% body-safe, non-toxic, and phthalate-free, it looks and feels out of this world.
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