Why choose a brass novelty keychain? Weight is the point. The distributor describes the Brass Nuts keychain as heavy, durable brass, so it has a solid feel in the hand that a plastic charm does not. That heft also makes a set of keys harder to lose in a coat pocket or at the bottom of a bag. Beyond that it is a gag gift: a pair of brass balls on a ring, suited to bachelor parties, birthdays, stocking stuffers and White Elephant exchanges.
Big Ballers Brass Nuts: a keychain with heft
The Big Ballers Brass Nuts keychain is a novelty charm shaped like a pair of balls, described by the distributor as heavy, solid brass. It hangs from a nickel-free metal ring that attaches to your keys. The charm measures 1.7 by 1.1 by 0.6 inches and comes in a brass color.
It is a visual pun on having brass ones, and it works as a small present for someone who would enjoy that. The weight gives it a more substantial feel than the plastic version in the same range, and makes your keys easy to find by touch.
Best for: For anyone shopping for a small gag gift with a bit more substance. It suits bachelor parties, birthdays, promotions, stocking stuffers and White Elephant swaps. It is also a simple way to tell your keys apart.
At a glance: Heavy brass · Nickel-free metal ring · 1.7 in long · Brass color
Key features
| Heavy brass |
A weighty charm that feels solid in the hand. |
| Brass balls pun |
The joke lands as soon as the keys hit the table. |
| Nickel-free ring |
The metal key ring is free of nickel. |
| Pocket size |
At 1.7 inches long it sits on a key ring without getting in the way. |
Specifications
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Overall size: 1.7 in x 1.1 in x 0.6 in
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Materials: Brass, metal ring
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Color: Brass
How to use
Thread your keys onto the metal ring, or hook the ring onto the key ring you already carry. It can also hang from a bag or a belt loop. As a gift, drop it into a card, a stocking or a party bag. It is a novelty accessory only and is not meant for intimate use.
Care
- Wipe it with a soft dry cloth to keep the finish clean.
- Dry it after it gets wet, as brass can dull or tarnish with moisture.
- Keep it away from young children, as it is small and heavy.
- Check the ring now and then so your keys stay attached.
More on materials in our material safety guide.
Frequently asked questions
How is it different from the plastic Big Ballers keychain?
The material and the weight. This one is described as heavy brass in a brass color. The plastic version is lighter and comes in black, light or silver. Both measure 1.7 by 1.1 by 0.6 inches and use a nickel-free metal ring.
How heavy is it?
The distributor calls it heavy but gives no weight figure. Expect it to be clearly noticeable on a key ring compared with a plastic charm of the same 1.7 inch size.
Who would this suit as a gift?
Anyone who enjoys a crude joke. The distributor suggests bachelor parties, birthdays, stocking stuffers and White Elephant gift exchanges. It is small enough to add to a card or a larger present.
Get the brass pair
Add the Big Ballers Brass Nuts Keychain to your cart for plain packaging, privacy-safe billing and a mystery gift in every order.
For adult use only. Read the instruction manual before first use. Specifications are the manufacturer's.
