Who is a novelty keychain like this for? It is a joke gift, plain and simple. The Big Ballers keychain is a small pair of plastic testicles on a metal ring. It hangs from keys, a bag zipper or a rear-view mirror and does nothing except raise a smile or a groan. The distributor suggests it for bachelor parties, birthdays, stocking stuffers and White Elephant gift swaps. At 1.7 inches long it is big enough to spot in a bag and small enough to fit in a pocket.
Big Ballers keychain: a pair for your keys
The Big Ballers keychain is a novelty accessory shaped like a pair of balls. It is molded from durable plastic and hangs from a nickel-free metal ring that clips onto your keys. The piece measures 1.7 by 1.1 by 0.6 inches, so it adds very little bulk. It comes in three finishes: black, light and silver.
It is a simple gag with a practical side. A set of keys with these attached is hard to mislay and easy to pick out of a pile. It makes an easy low-cost gift for anyone with a sense of humor about this sort of thing.
Best for: For gift givers looking for a small joke present. It suits bachelor parties, birthdays, stocking stuffers and White Elephant exchanges. It is also a quick way to make your own set of keys easy to recognize.
At a glance: Durable plastic · Nickel-free metal ring · 1.7 in long · 3 colors
Key features
| Novelty shape |
A pair of balls that hangs from your keys and gets a reaction. |
| Durable plastic |
Molded plastic that stands up to life in a pocket or bag. |
| Nickel-free ring |
The metal key ring contains no nickel. |
| Three finishes |
Choose black, light or silver. |
Specifications
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Overall size: 1.7 in x 1.1 in x 0.6 in
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Materials: Plastic, metal
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Colors: Black, Light, Silver
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Colors: Black, Light, Silver
How to use
Slide your keys onto the metal ring, or thread the ring onto the key ring you already use. It also clips onto a bag zipper or a backpack loop. Giving it as a gift? Tuck it into a card, a stocking or a party bag. It is a novelty item only and is not a toy for intimate use.
Care
- Wipe it with a damp cloth if it gets dirty.
- Dry the metal ring after it gets wet.
- Keep it away from young children, as it is a small item.
- Check the ring from time to time so your keys stay secure.
More on materials in our material safety guide.
Frequently asked questions
What is the difference between the three colors?
Only the finish. Black, light and silver share the same size, the same plastic body and the same nickel-free metal ring. Light is a pale skin tone. Pick the one that will get the best reaction from the person receiving it.
How big is it?
It measures 1.7 inches long, 1.1 inches wide and 0.6 inches deep. That is about the size of a standard key fob, so it fits in a pocket without getting in the way.
How does it differ from the Brass Nuts keychain?
This version is made from plastic and comes in black, light or silver. The Brass Nuts keychain is described by the distributor as heavy brass in a brass color. Both are the same size and hang from a nickel-free ring.
Pick your pair
Add the Big Ballers Plastic Nuts Keychain to your cart for plain packaging, privacy-safe billing and a mystery gift in every order.
For adult use only. Read the instruction manual before first use. Specifications are the manufacturer's.
