What is the Cockness Monster key chain based on? It is a miniature of the Creature Cocks Cockness Monster, a fantasy dildo design inspired by the Loch Ness monster. The charm keeps the features that define the original: a dragon-like green body, a curved head and a spine of scales that looks as if it is rising out of the water. At key chain size it is purely an accessory. The distributor labels it a novelty and says it is not for internal use.
Cockness Monster Mini Dildo Key Chain: Nessie on your keys
The Cockness Monster Mini Dildo Key Chain shrinks the Creature Cocks lake monster down to a charm of 2.9 by 1.65 by 1.5 inches. It is green from end to end, with a curved head and a scaled spine along the back, in the style of the Loch Ness legend. The body is squishy, phthalate-free silicone and the hardware is nickel-free metal. It is a novelty accessory only.
Best for: For lovers of cryptids, dragons and monster toys, and for anyone shopping for a funny adult gift. It hangs from keys, a bag, a purse, a phone case or a rearview mirror, and it sits well with the other minis in a collection.
At a glance: 2.9 in long · Green lake monster · Silicone charm · Nickel-free metal
Key features
| Lake monster design |
A green, dragon-like creature with a curved head and scaled spine. |
| Soft silicone body |
Squishy, phthalate-free silicone. |
| Nickel-free metal |
Hardware chosen with sensitive skin in mind. |
| Made to be seen |
Bright color and a recognizable shape that make it a natural gag gift. |
Specifications
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Overall size: 2.9 in x 1.65 in x 1.5 in
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Materials: Silicone, metal
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Color: Green
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Use: Novelty only, not for internal use
How to use
Add it to your key ring, or hook it onto a bag, purse or phone case. It can also hang from a rearview mirror. Once it is attached, confirm the metal fitting has closed. That is all there is to it: the charm is an ornament and should never be used internally.
Care
- Wipe with a damp cloth and mild soap, working along the scaled spine.
- Dry the silicone and the metal after cleaning.
- Keep it clear of sharp edges that could nick the silicone.
- Novelty item only. Not for internal use.
More on materials in our material safety guide.
Frequently asked questions
Can I use it like the full-size version?
No. This is a 2.9 inch decorative copy on key chain hardware. The distributor marks it as a novelty item only and states that it is not meant for internal use. It is for display on keys or bags.
What are the measurements?
The charm is 2.9 inches by 1.65 inches by 1.5 inches. The curved head and raised spine give it more depth than a plain cylinder, so it is easy to grip and easy to spot among your keys.
What is it made from?
The monster is silicone, described as squishy, phthalate-free and body-safe. The fitting is metal and is nickel-free, which the distributor notes for people with sensitive skin. The color is green throughout.
Spot the Cockness Monster
Add the Cockness Monster Mini Dildo Key Chain to your cart for plain packaging, privacy-safe billing and a mystery gift in every order.
For adult use only. Read the instruction manual before first use. Specifications are the manufacturer's.
