Cocktopus Mini Dildo Key Chain

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Water-based lubeSafe on silicone
Silicone lubeCan damage the toy

How big is it?

The drawing shows the type of toy, not this exact product. Measurements are the maker's and can vary slightly.

Care and tips for this toy

Silicone

Clean

  1. 1Rinse with warm, not hot, water soon after use.
  2. 2Wash with mild unscented soap or toy cleaner. Use a soft brush on ridges and textures.
  3. 3Rinse until it no longer feels slippery. Soap residue irritates.

Dry and store

  1. 1Pat dry with a lint-free cloth, then let it air-dry fully.
  2. 2Keep it in its own breathable fabric pouch, not touching other toys.
  3. 3Store cool and dry, out of direct sunlight.

Avoid

  1. Silicone lube. It can leave the surface tacky. Use water-based.
  2. Dish soap and scented or harsh antibacterial soaps.
  3. Sealed plastic bags and humid bathrooms.

Read the size the right way

Compare insertable length, not total length. Firm or textured toys feel bigger than their numbers. Coat the head and upper shaft generously with water-based lube and start slowly.

Read the full guide

Why would someone carry a dildo-shaped key chain? For fun, mostly. A mini dildo key chain is a novelty that shows a sense of humor and a taste for fantasy or monster-themed adult toys. Some people collect the whole set, some give them as gag gifts, and some like having a small nod to their interests on a bag or a set of keys. The Cocktopus is a decorative charm only. It is not designed or intended for any internal use.

Cocktopus Mini Dildo Key Chain: a pocket-size octopus

The Cocktopus Mini Dildo Key Chain is a small silicone charm based on the Creature Cocks octopus dildo. It is blue, girthy for its size and topped with a thick, rounded head, so the octopus shape reads at a glance. The silicone is squishy and phthalate-free, and the metal fitting is nickel-free. Its overall size is 2.9 by 1.5 by 1.5 inches. It is sold for novelty use only.

Best for: A cheerful gag gift or stocking filler for adults who like octopus, tentacle or creature themes. It also suits collectors building a set of Creature Cocks minis. Attach it to keys, a bag, a purse or a phone case.

At a glance: 2.9 in long · Blue octopus design · Silicone charm · Nickel-free metal

Key features

Octopus dildo shape A girthy blue octopus creature with a thick, rounded head.
Squishy silicone Soft, phthalate-free silicone that gives when you squeeze it.
Nickel-free metal The hardware is nickel-free for those with sensitive skin.
Gift ready A bright, playful accessory that works well as a gag gift.

Specifications

  • Overall size: 2.9 in x 1.5 in x 1.5 in
  • Materials: Silicone, metal
  • Color: Blue
  • Use: Novelty only, not for internal use

How to use

Fix the key chain to whatever you carry most: keys, a tote, a gym bag or a purse. It can hang from a phone case or a car's rearview mirror as well. Give the fitting a quick check after attaching it so it stays put. Treat it as an ornament. It should not be used internally.

Care

  • Wipe clean with a damp cloth and mild soap.
  • Rinse off any soap and dry both the silicone and the metal.
  • Avoid leaving it pressed against sharp objects in a bag.
  • For novelty use only. Not for internal use.

More on materials in our material safety guide.

Frequently asked questions

Is the Cocktopus key chain body-safe?

The charm is described as phthalate-free, body-safe silicone and the metal as nickel-free, so it is fine to handle. That does not make it a toy. The distributor states that it is a novelty item and is not for internal use.

What size is it?

The charm measures 2.9 inches by 1.5 inches by 1.5 inches. It is as wide as it is deep, which gives it the girthy, rounded look of the octopus design while staying small enough for a key ring.

Does it come in other colors?

The distributor lists this key chain in blue only. Other creatures in the Creature Cocks mini range are separate products with their own shapes and colors, so check each listing if you plan to collect several.

Take the Cocktopus along

Add the Cocktopus Mini Dildo Key Chain to your cart for plain packaging, privacy-safe billing and a mystery gift in every order.

For adult use only. Read the instruction manual before first use. Specifications are the manufacturer's.

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