What are these boxer shorts made of, and how do they fit? The body of the shorts is 89% polyester and 11% elastane. Polyester takes a sharp, bright print, and elastane supplies the stretch, so the fabric hugs the body without holding you back. The crotch panel is breathable mesh shaped into a pouch. The waistband is microfiber, which is soft and is designed to stay in position. The legs have a 7 inch inseam. Four sizes run from a 28 inch waist up to a 44 inch waist.
Cockness Monster boxer shorts with a scaly green print
The Cockness Monster Lake Creature Boxer Shorts take their joke from lake monster legend. Vivid green scales cover the fabric, and a dragon-like monster is centered on the crotch so the print fills out the front. They are part of Creature Wear, the printed underwear range that sits alongside the Creature Cocks toys. Colors are green and black.
Underneath the artwork is a well-thought-out pair of boxers. The front pouch is mesh for airflow. The fabric stretches in every direction. The microfiber waistband is soft and keeps its grip. Sizes go from Small to X-Large with the same 7 inch inseam throughout.
Best for: A match for anyone who enjoys a pun on their underwear, for monster and dragon fans, and for gift givers who want something that gets a laugh. Suitable for daily wear or as a bedroom surprise.
At a glance: Green scale print · Lake monster front · Stretch fabric · Mesh pouch · Sizes S to XL
Key features
| Monster centerpiece |
A dragon-like lake creature printed on the crotch gives the front a fuller look. |
| Scale pattern |
Bright green scales run across the whole garment. |
| Ventilated pouch |
Mesh at the front panel lets air through. |
| Stretch and hold |
Elastane in the fabric and a microfiber waistband keep the fit comfortable and secure. |
Specifications
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Small: Fits 28 to 33 in waist
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Medium: Fits 32 to 37 in waist
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Large: Fits 36 to 40 in waist
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X-Large: Fits 40 to 44 in waist
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Inseam: 7 in (all sizes)
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Materials: 89% polyester, 11% elastane
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Waistband: Microfiber
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Colors: Green, black
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Sizes: Small, Medium, Large, X-Large
How to use
Take a waist measurement and pick the size that covers it. Wash the shorts in cold water before wearing. Put them on and line the monster up at the center front. If the print looks stretched or the waistband digs in, the next size up will sit better.
Care
- Cold water wash only, to keep the green bright and the elastic in shape.
- Wash dark and bright colors together, away from whites.
- Let them air dry where you can.
- Fold and store dry.
More on materials in our material safety guide.
Frequently asked questions
How do I know which size to order?
Use your waist: Small 28 to 33 inches, Medium 32 to 37, Large 36 to 40, X-Large 40 to 44. Where two sizes cover your measurement, the smaller will be snug and the larger relaxed. The fabric stretches either way.
Is the monster print only on the front?
The monster itself is centered on the crotch. The green scale pattern covers the rest of the shorts, so the back and legs are printed too. Black is used for shading and contrast in the design.
How should I wash them?
Wash them in cold water. That is the guidance given for these shorts, and its purpose is to preserve both the color and the elastic. Hot washes are the thing to avoid.
Choose your size
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For adult use only. Read the instruction manual before first use. Specifications are the manufacturer's.
