🎅 9 Inch Jolly Big Realistic Dildo

Santa Claus | Massive Realistic Dildo by Bad Wolf® Sex Toys from Bad Wolf
Santa Claus | Massive Realistic Dildo by Bad Wolf® Sex Toys from Bad Wolf
Santa Claus | Massive Realistic Dildo by Bad Wolf® Sex Toys from Bad Wolf
Santa Claus | Massive Realistic Dildo by Bad Wolf® Sex Toys from Bad Wolf

🎅 9 Inch Jolly Big Realistic Dildo

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27 Feb. Estimated arrival
24 Feb. Order placed
25-26 Feb. Order dispatches
27 Feb. Delivered!

Regular price $310.95 Sale price $270.95 Save 13%
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✨ Welcome to a Wonderland of Desire with the 🎅 9 Inch Jolly Big Realistic Dildo ✨

Immerse yourself in a winter wonderland of pleasure with the 🎅 9 Inch Jolly Big Realistic Dildo, where every day is a holiday filled with erotic enchantment. Let the frosty chill of loneliness melt away as you wrap yourself in waves of warm ecstasy, delivered by this extraordinary emblem of erotic elation. Designed to make every night feel like Christmas Eve, this versatile, gender-neutral playmate promises to deck your halls with boughs of boundless bliss.

Product Dimensions:

  • Total length - 23 cm (9.06 inches)
  • Insertable length - 20.5 cm (8.07 inches)
  • Head diameter - 5.7 cm (2.24 inches)
  • Head circumference - 18 cm (7.09 inches)
  • Median diameter - 6.5 cm (2.56 inches)
  • Median circumference - 20.5 cm (8.07 inches)
  • Base diameter - 8 cm (3.15 inches)
  • Base circumference - 25 cm (9.84 inches)

🔥 A Feisty Festive Frolic Awaits You 🔥

Why wait for Santa when you can slide down the chimney of sensual satisfaction yourself? Dressed in delightful details and a craft that sings carols of quality, this festive phallus fuels your yuletide yearnings, offering a holly jolly journey to jingle bell bliss. A ride on this sleigh of sensation, whether anal, vaginal, or oral, guarantees a merry escapade to the North Pole of Nectar, where pleasure pulsates in perpetual parade.

🌲 Straddle, Saddle, and Soar on a Sleigh of Sensation 🌲

Embrace the expansive embrace of the 🎅 9 Inch Jolly Big Realistic Dildo, a true titan of titillation. Stick it to any smooth surface and let your body become a ballet of bliss, dancing in the dazzling display of desire. Whether it's a vivacious vertical ride or a daring doggy dalliance, the flexibility and fortitude of this delightful dildo gift you with a gala of gratification. Let every corner of your castle become a courtyard of carnal carnival. Your dining table, car hood, or chair transforms into chariots of cherubic charm, carrying you through the captivating cosmos of carnal climax.

🌟 Unwrap the Ultimate Utopia 🌟

Unveil the universe of unyielding euphoria as you unleash the untold potentials of this pulsating present. Every inch is an invitation to an igloo of intimacy, where the polar chills of prudishness perish in the pyre of passionate play. Your kitchen, a kingdom of kink, beckons you to break the boundaries and brew a banquet of beguiling bounty.

😍 Tailor-Made Tantalization That Tingles and Teases 😍

Steep yourself in a sultry symphony of sensation with the 🎅 9 Inch Jolly Big Realistic Dildo, a treasure trove of tactile titillation. Exclusively handcrafted to echo your erotic essence, this Festive Fantasy Dildo transcends the traditional. Luxuriate in the liberty of choice – pick the perfect size, the coquettish color, and the firmness that fuels your fantasies.

💙 Dive Deep into a Dazzling Dream 💙

Swim in a sea of safety and sultriness with the exquisite embrace of this delightfully designed dildo. Kiss your concerns goodbye and take a dive into a deluge of delight as the hypoallergenic, skin-safe, and waterproof wonders wrap you in a warm whirlwind of wanton whimsy. Let 🎅 9 Inch Jolly Big Realistic Dildo be the naughty navigator as you sail through steamy showers and bubbling baths in blissful abandon.

❤️ Blossom in a Boundless Bounty of Bliss ❤️

Be cradled in comfort and carnal care as you indulge in an intimate interlude with the 🎅 9 Inch Jolly Big Realistic Dildo. This ethereal escort to ecstasy is devoid of phthalates, fragrances, latex, rubber, paraffin, or Bisphenol-A, blooming as the beacon of a bounteous and benign bash of bedtime bravado.

✨ Suction and Sensuality in a Symphony ✨

Succumb to the siren song of the super-strong suction cup, summoning you to a soiree of sumptuous satisfaction. Let your passions pulse as you plaster this playful piece on walls, floors, or showers, setting the stage for a spellbinding spectacle of sensual serenades. Unfurl your fantasies and fan the flames of fervor with a festive frolic that will forever be etched in your memories.

💪 A Majestic Mate Through Many Mistletoes 💪

Meld with the might and majesty of the 🎅 9 Inch Jolly Big Realistic Dildo, molded in medical-grade, platinum-cured silicone. This durable darling is destined to be your dependable companion, dazzling and delivering through a deluge of holiday seasons, making each a mirth-filled masquerade of mesmerizing moments.

Discretion Promise 🤐📦💖

📦 Step right up to the mystery box, folks! Just like the finest magicians, at The Dildo Hub, we're all about keeping your secret...secret. All our pleasure treasures fly under the radar in non-descriptive boxes, packages, padded or vacuum-sealed envelopes. Talk about hush-hush!

Secret-as-a-Whisper Billing 🧾

For those who appreciate a discreet paper trail, our charges will appear as "Booty Republic Ltd." on your credit card statements, PayPal, and Apple Pay. Even your bank won't be in on your naughty little secret! 😉💳

Discretion Promise 📦

🚚 Ready to set sail on the pleasure cruise? TheDildoHub.com offers free, utterly discreet economy ground shipping on all orders over $139! For orders below $139, we just ask for a small contribution of $7.49 to ensure your package arrives safely and quickly.

Delivery Timeframes ⏰

👐 Hold onto your hats, our delivery partners at USPS, UPS, FedEx, and OnTrac are working their magic! Our standard order processing time is 24 to 48 business hours for all in-stock items. But remember, good things come to those who wait - processing times aren't included in the delivery times.

TIME IN TRANSIT ESTIMATES

SHIPPING METHOD - CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES TRANSIT TIME (EXCLUDES ORDER PROCESSING TIME)
Free Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service) Delivers 5-7 business days (Mon - Fri) after ship date.
Economy​ Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service) Delivers 5-7 business (Mon - Fri) after ship date.
Standard Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service) Delivers 3-5 business days (Mon - Fri) after ship date.
Priority Shipping (Not a Guaranteed Service) Delivers 3 business days (Mon - Fri) after ship date.

Fast Delivery 🏃‍♂️💨

📈 Can't wait to unwrap your pleasure? You're in luck! 99% of our sultry stock usually sashays to your doorstep within 3-5 business days once shipped. Now that's service with a sexy smile! 😏

Unique, Artisan-Poured Creations 🌟

❗ Got your eye on one of our unique, artisanal pieces? Check the product description - our made-to-order delights from international creators and the jaw-dropping, hand-made fantasy dildos of Bad Wolf®, The Beast Asylum®, FantasyDildos®, PlayingWithPleasure® have their own exciting delivery journeys.

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🇺🇸 From sea to shining sea, or the majestic mountains of Maine to the sun-kissed beaches of California, TheDildoHub.com is here for you including Alaska, Hawaii, APO/FPO/DPO addresses, and any outlying territories of the United States.

❗ Keep in mind, orders shipping to non-continental United States might need a little extra time to make their journey.

At TheDildoHub.com, your privacy is our priority, and your satisfaction is our pleasure! Stay sexy, stay adventurous.

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