🎅 9 Inch Jolly Big Realistic Dildo

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17 Sep. Estimated arrival
14 Sep. Order placed
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✨ Welcome to a Wonderland of Desire with the 🎅 9 Inch Jolly Big Realistic Dildo ✨

Immerse yourself in a winter wonderland of pleasure with the 🎅 9 Inch Jolly Big Realistic Dildo, where every day is a holiday filled with erotic enchantment. Let the frosty chill of loneliness melt away as you wrap yourself in waves of warm ecstasy, delivered by this extraordinary emblem of erotic elation. Designed to make every night feel like Christmas Eve, this versatile, gender-neutral playmate promises to deck your halls with boughs of boundless bliss.

Product Dimensions:

  • Total length - 23 cm (9.06 inches)
  • Insertable length - 20.5 cm (8.07 inches)
  • Head diameter - 5.7 cm (2.24 inches)
  • Head circumference - 18 cm (7.09 inches)
  • Median diameter - 6.5 cm (2.56 inches)
  • Median circumference - 20.5 cm (8.07 inches)
  • Base diameter - 8 cm (3.15 inches)
  • Base circumference - 25 cm (9.84 inches)

🔥 A Feisty Festive Frolic Awaits You 🔥

Why wait for Santa when you can slide down the chimney of sensual satisfaction yourself? Dressed in delightful details and a craft that sings carols of quality, this festive phallus fuels your yuletide yearnings, offering a holly jolly journey to jingle bell bliss. A ride on this sleigh of sensation, whether anal, vaginal, or oral, guarantees a merry escapade to the North Pole of Nectar, where pleasure pulsates in perpetual parade.

🌲 Straddle, Saddle, and Soar on a Sleigh of Sensation 🌲

Embrace the expansive embrace of the 🎅 9 Inch Jolly Big Realistic Dildo, a true titan of titillation. Stick it to any smooth surface and let your body become a ballet of bliss, dancing in the dazzling display of desire. Whether it's a vivacious vertical ride or a daring doggy dalliance, the flexibility and fortitude of this delightful dildo gift you with a gala of gratification. Let every corner of your castle become a courtyard of carnal carnival. Your dining table, car hood, or chair transforms into chariots of cherubic charm, carrying you through the captivating cosmos of carnal climax.

🌟 Unwrap the Ultimate Utopia 🌟

Unveil the universe of unyielding euphoria as you unleash the untold potentials of this pulsating present. Every inch is an invitation to an igloo of intimacy, where the polar chills of prudishness perish in the pyre of passionate play. Your kitchen, a kingdom of kink, beckons you to break the boundaries and brew a banquet of beguiling bounty.

😍 Tailor-Made Tantalization That Tingles and Teases 😍

Steep yourself in a sultry symphony of sensation with the 🎅 9 Inch Jolly Big Realistic Dildo, a treasure trove of tactile titillation. Exclusively handcrafted to echo your erotic essence, this Festive Fantasy Dildo transcends the traditional. Luxuriate in the liberty of choice – pick the perfect size, the coquettish color, and the firmness that fuels your fantasies.

💙 Dive Deep into a Dazzling Dream 💙

Swim in a sea of safety and sultriness with the exquisite embrace of this delightfully designed dildo. Kiss your concerns goodbye and take a dive into a deluge of delight as the hypoallergenic, skin-safe, and waterproof wonders wrap you in a warm whirlwind of wanton whimsy. Let 🎅 9 Inch Jolly Big Realistic Dildo be the naughty navigator as you sail through steamy showers and bubbling baths in blissful abandon.

❤️ Blossom in a Boundless Bounty of Bliss ❤️

Be cradled in comfort and carnal care as you indulge in an intimate interlude with the 🎅 9 Inch Jolly Big Realistic Dildo. This ethereal escort to ecstasy is devoid of phthalates, fragrances, latex, rubber, paraffin, or Bisphenol-A, blooming as the beacon of a bounteous and benign bash of bedtime bravado.

✨ Suction and Sensuality in a Symphony ✨

Succumb to the siren song of the super-strong suction cup, summoning you to a soiree of sumptuous satisfaction. Let your passions pulse as you plaster this playful piece on walls, floors, or showers, setting the stage for a spellbinding spectacle of sensual serenades. Unfurl your fantasies and fan the flames of fervor with a festive frolic that will forever be etched in your memories.

💪 A Majestic Mate Through Many Mistletoes 💪

Meld with the might and majesty of the 🎅 9 Inch Jolly Big Realistic Dildo, molded in medical-grade, platinum-cured silicone. This durable darling is destined to be your dependable companion, dazzling and delivering through a deluge of holiday seasons, making each a mirth-filled masquerade of mesmerizing moments.

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Shipping Rates

Shipping is calculated at checkout before payment is processed. All shipping rates are flat-rate and will not change based on the weight or size of your order. TheDildoHub covers any additional shipping costs; you will never be charged more than the advertised rate.

Domestic shipping methods (United States)
Method Transit Time Price Typical Services Used
Free Economy 5–7 Business Days Free (>$139) USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground
Economy Shipping 5–7 Business Days $10.95 USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard
Standard Shipping 3–5 Business Days $24.95 USPS Priority Mail, UPS Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, OnTrac Express
Priority 3-Day 3 Business Days $31.95 FedEx Express Saver, UPS 3 Day Select, USPS Priority Mail Express
About our domestic carriers

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Why we don’t offer Next Business Day Delivery

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International carriers we use

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If an item is on backorder, we’ll notify you by email. Backordered items ship as soon as available at no extra shipping charge. For updates or cancellations, contact support@thedildohub.com with your order number.


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