🎅 9 Inch Jolly Big Realistic Dildo - The Dildo Hub

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Soft

Medium

Firm

Cumtube

Yes

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Single Color

Split Color

Mixed Color (Marbled)

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Product Dimensions:

Total length - 23 cm (9.06 inches)
Insertable length - 20.5 cm (8.07 inches)
Head diameter - 5.7 cm (2.24 inches)
Head circumference - 18 cm (7.09 inches)
Median diameter - 6.5 cm (2.56 inches)
Median circumference - 20.5 cm (8.07 inches)
Base diameter - 8 cm (3.15 inches)
Base circumference - 25 cm (9.84 inches)

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Name: 🎅 9 Inch Jolly | Build Your Own Fantasy Dildo Online
Brand: Bad Wolf
Price: 284.50 USD
Availability: InStock

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