What is a strap-mount grinder? A grinder is a toy you sit on or press against instead of holding. A strap-mount grinder adds a belt so the toy can be fixed to something soft or solid: a pillow, a thigh, a bedpost or a piece of furniture. That gives you a stable shaft at the height and angle you choose, with both hands free. Lord Neptune's strap adjusts from 12 to 52 inches around, and a removable bullet in the base sends vibration up through the shaft.
Lord Neptune: a vibrating grinder you can strap anywhere
Lord Neptune is a vibrating grinder from Creature Cocks. A sculpted silicone shaft, 5.3 inches insertable and 2 inches at its widest, rises from a tentacle-shaped base. Ridges and raised bumps cover the whole shaft. An adjustable strap, 12 to 52 inches in circumference, fastens the base to a pillow, a thigh, a bedpost or other furniture so the toy holds its angle.
A removable bullet sits in the base and vibrates through the shaft with 3 speeds and 7 patterns. A small wireless remote changes the settings. The toy is submersible, and a USB charging cable is included. The remote takes 1 AAA battery, not included.
Best for: For people who prefer riding and grinding to thrusting by hand, and for couples who want a toy that can be worn on a thigh. The 2 inch width and firm texture suit those who already enjoy medium to large toys.
At a glance: 5.3 in insertable · 3 speeds, 7 patterns · Strap fits 12 in to 52 in · Wireless remote · Submersible
Key features
| Adjustable strap |
Fits around anything from 12 to 52 inches, holding the base at the angle you set. |
| Textured shaft |
Ridges and raised bumps along the 5.3 inch insertable length vary the sensation. |
| Removable bullet |
Drops into the base and vibrates the whole shaft at 3 speeds and 7 patterns. |
| Wireless remote |
A pocket-size remote changes speed and pattern while your hands stay free. |
| Submersible |
Can be used in the shower or bath and rinsed under warm water. |
Specifications
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Overall length: 6.2 in
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Overall width: 3.1 in
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Overall depth: 3.9 in
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Insertable length: 5.3 in
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Widest insertable diameter: 2 in
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Strap adjustment: 12 in to 52 in circumference
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Vibration: 3 speeds, 7 patterns
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Remote: Wireless, takes 1 AAA battery (not included)
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Materials: Silicone, neoprene, ABS plastic
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Submersible: Yes
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Color: Blue
In the box
- Lord Neptune grinder with strap
- Removable vibrating bullet
- Wireless remote (1 AAA battery required, not included)
- USB charging cable
How to use
Charge the bullet with the USB cable and fit a AAA battery in the remote. Seat the bullet in the tentacle base. Wrap the strap around a firm pillow, your partner's thigh or a bedpost and pull it tight so the base cannot slide. Cover the shaft with water-based lubricant. Lower yourself on slowly, then switch on the lowest speed from the remote. Rock or grind at your own pace and step through the speeds and patterns. Adjust the strap if you want a different angle.
Care
- Use water-based lubricant.
- Remove the bullet, then wash the shaft with warm water and toy cleaner after each use.
- Pat everything dry. Never boil the bullet or put any part in a dishwasher.
- Recharge the bullet with the included USB cable.
- Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight and apart from other toys.
More on materials in our material safety guide.
Frequently asked questions
What can I strap it to?
Anything between 12 and 52 inches around. The distributor suggests a pillow, a thigh, a bedpost or bedroom furniture. A firm, dense pillow or bolster works best for riding, because a soft one lets the base tilt.
How big is the shaft?
The insertable length is 5.3 inches and the widest insertable point is 2 inches. The whole toy, including the tentacle base, measures 6.2 inches long, 3.1 inches wide and 3.9 inches deep.
Can I use it without vibration?
Yes. The bullet is removable, so the shaft works as a non-vibrating grinder too. Taking the bullet out also makes the silicone part easier to wash. The strap works the same either way.
Is it waterproof?
The distributor lists it as submersible and suitable for shower and bath play. Dry the strap fully afterwards, since it contains neoprene and will hold moisture longer than the silicone.
What powers it?
A USB charging cable is included for the vibrating bullet. The wireless remote takes 1 AAA battery, which is not included. Run time and charging time are not stated. Charge fully before first use.
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For adult use only. Read the instruction manual before first use. Specifications are the manufacturer's.
