What should I look for in an average-sized realistic dildo? Three things matter most. First, insertable length: about 5 to 6 inches is close to typical and is easy to control. Second, firmness: a shaft that is firm but gives slightly is comfortable and still easy to guide. Third, the base: a suction cup lets you use the toy hands-free and usually fits a harness too. Manny the Fireman covers all three, which makes it a dependable all-round choice.
Manny the Fireman: an everyday realistic dildo
Manny the Fireman is a realistic dildo from the Loverboy line, finished in a Latin skin tone. The distributor's measurements are 7 inches in length, 5.5 inches insertable and 1.75 inches wide. It is sculpted with realistic texture and is firm like an erection, with a little give so it stays comfortable.
A strong suction cup base sticks to almost any smooth, flat, nonporous surface and also works with standard strap-on harnesses. The body is soft, nonporous PVC made without synthetic fragrance, phthalates, paraffins or latex. Either way, it stays where you put it.
Best for: A solid choice for anyone who wants a realistic dildo that is neither small nor oversized. The maker describes it as sized for the average player. It works for solo use on a surface or by hand, and for strap-on play.
At a glance: 7 in long · 5.5 in insertable · 1.75 in wide · PVC · Harness compatible
Key features
| Realistic sculpting |
Shaped and textured to look and feel lifelike. |
| Firm with some give |
Firm enough to guide easily, with a slight softness for comfort. |
| Strong suction cup |
Grips almost any smooth, flat, nonporous surface. |
| Harness compatible |
Works with standard strap-on harnesses. |
| Nonporous PVC |
Free of synthetic fragrance, phthalates, paraffins and latex. |
Specifications
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Length: 7 in
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Insertable length: 5.5 in
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Width: 1.75 in
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Material: PVC
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Base: Suction cup, harness compatible
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Color: Latin
How to use
Wash Manny with warm water and mild soap before the first use. For hands-free play, moisten the suction cup, press it firmly onto a clean tile, glass or similar nonporous surface and test the grip with a light pull. Spread water-based lubricant over the head and shaft. Lower yourself onto it or guide it in by hand, slowly at first, and find the angle you like. To use it in a harness, feed the shaft through the ring from behind so the base rests flat against the body, then tighten the straps.
Care
- Use water-based lubricant with PVC toys.
- Clean with warm water and mild soap before and after each use.
- Pat dry with a soft cloth and let it air dry fully.
- Store it separately from other toys so the surfaces do not react with each other.
- Keep it out of heat and sunlight, and do not boil it.
More on materials in our material safety guide.
Frequently asked questions
What are the exact measurements?
The distributor's feature list gives 7 inches of length, 5.5 inches insertable and 1.75 inches of width. Its product name says 6.75 inches and an older description says 6 inches insertable, so allow for a small margin either way.
Is it firm or squishy?
Firm, with a little give. It holds its shape like an erection, which makes it easy to guide and suitable for a harness, but the surface is not hard. It bends slightly under pressure.
How is Manny different from The Pizza Boy?
They are close in size. Manny has 5.5 inches insertable and a straighter, firm shaft, and is listed as harness compatible. The Pizza Boy has 5 inches insertable and a thick, curving shaft.
Will the suction cup hold in the shower?
It is made for smooth, flat, nonporous surfaces, and glazed tile or glass qualify. Clean the surface first. Textured tile and grout lines break the seal. Press out the air and test the hold before use.
What is PVC like as a toy material?
This PVC is soft, nonporous and made without phthalates, paraffins, latex or synthetic fragrance. Use water-based lubricant, wash it after use and store it apart from other toys. Do not boil it.
Bring Manny home
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For adult use only. Read the instruction manual before first use. Specifications are the manufacturer's.
