How do I get a suction cup dildo to stay put? Suction cups need a surface that is smooth, flat and non-porous: glazed tile, glass, a mirror or a sealed floor. Wipe the surface and the cup so both are free of dust and lubricant. A trace of water on the rim of the cup helps the seal. Press the base down hard from the center to push the air out, then give the shaft a firm tug to test it before you rely on it. Painted walls and textured surfaces rarely hold.
The Surfer Dude: a 7 inch dildo that holds on
The Surfer Dude is a realistic dildo from the Loverboy line in a beige skin tone. It measures 7 inches in length, with 5.5 inches insertable and a width of 1.75 inches, which the maker describes as a realistic size. The shaft has detailed surface texture. It is made from body-safe, non-porous PVC with no phthalates, paraffins or latex.
Its strong suction cup is the main selling point. Fix it to a shower wall or another smooth surface and you can use it standing up, with both hands free. The base also fits a harness. Use whichever suits the moment.
Best for: For buyers who want a medium-sized realistic dildo they can mount and use hands-free. It works equally well held in the hand or worn in a strap-on harness, and the size is manageable for most people with a little experience.
At a glance: 7 in long · 5.5 in insertable · 1.75 in wide · Strong suction cup · Non-porous PVC
Key features
| Strong suction cup |
Grips smooth surfaces firmly enough for standing, hands-free use. |
| Realistic size |
7 inches long and 1.75 inches wide, close to lifelike proportions. |
| Detailed texture |
Sculpted surface detail gives a realistic look and feel. |
| Harness compatible |
Can be worn in a strap-on harness. |
| Non-porous PVC |
Body-safe PVC, free of phthalates, paraffins and latex. |
Specifications
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Length: 7 in
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Insertable length: 5.5 in
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Width: 1.75 in
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Material: PVC, non-porous
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Free from: Phthalates, paraffins, latex
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Base: Suction cup, harness compatible
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Color: Beige
How to use
Wash the dildo with warm water and mild soap before first use. To mount it, choose a smooth, clean surface at a comfortable height, such as a tiled shower wall. Moisten the rim of the suction cup, press the base on firmly and pull on the shaft to test the hold. Apply water-based lubricant to the shaft and to yourself. Lower or back onto it slowly and set your own pace. To release the cup, lift its edge with a fingernail instead of pulling on the shaft. For strap-on use, fit it through the harness ring.
Care
- Use water-based lubricant.
- Wash with warm water and mild soap after every use.
- Dry it thoroughly, including the underside of the suction cup.
- Store it apart from other toys, out of heat and direct sunlight.
- Do not boil it or put it in a dishwasher.
More on materials in our material safety guide.
Frequently asked questions
What size is The Surfer Dude?
It is 7 inches long in total, 5.5 inches of which is insertable, and 1.75 inches wide. The maker calls this a realistic size. It is a little thicker than the 1.5 inch Derek the Bartender from the same line.
Can I use it in the shower?
Yes. It has no motor or electronics, and the PVC is non-porous. A tiled shower wall is a good surface for the suction cup. Water washes lubricant away quickly, so reapply as needed.
How does it differ from other Loverboy dildos?
The Loverboy models differ in size, shape and skin tone. The Surfer Dude is a straight 7 inch dildo, 1.75 inches wide, in beige. The Boy in Blue is shorter and curved, and Derek the Bartender is slimmer with an uncut look.
Is it harness compatible?
Yes, the maker lists it as harness compatible. Pass the shaft through the ring of the harness so the base sits behind it. A ring that suits a 1.75 inch shaft is needed.
What is it made of?
Body-safe, non-porous PVC that contains no phthalates, paraffins or latex. Non-porous means the surface does not absorb fluids, which makes it straightforward to wash with soap and water. Dry it before storing.
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For adult use only. Read the instruction manual before first use. Specifications are the manufacturer's.
