What does an uncut realistic dildo look like? Most realistic dildos are sculpted with an exposed head. An uncut design adds a foreskin to the shaft, so the toy looks like an uncircumcised penis. On Derek the Bartender the foreskin is part of the sculpt, along with skin texture along the shaft. It changes the look and the surface feel of the toy, not the way you use it. The size stays moderate: 5.5 inches of insertable length and a width of 1.5 inches.
Derek the Bartender: an uncut realistic dildo
Derek the Bartender is a realistic dildo from the Loverboy line. The shaft is sculpted and handmade with skin texture and an uncut foreskin, in a mocha skin tone. It measures 7 inches overall, with 5.5 inches insertable and a width of 1.5 inches. That puts it in the average range, a size many people find comfortable.
The base is a suction cup, so the dildo can be fixed to a smooth, flat surface and used hands-free. The same base fits a strap-on harness, which makes Derek a practical choice for solo use and for partners. Both options use the same base, so there is nothing extra to fit.
Best for: Derek suits anyone who wants a realistic dildo in an average size, and buyers who specifically want an uncut look. Use it by hand, stick it to a smooth surface with the suction cup, or wear it in a harness with a partner.
At a glance: 7 in long · 5.5 in insertable · Suction cup base · Harness compatible · Uncut detail
Key features
| Uncut foreskin detail |
The sculpt includes a foreskin, for the look of an uncircumcised penis. |
| Realistic skin texture |
Sculpted and handmade detail along the shaft gives a lifelike look and feel. |
| Suction cup base |
Sticks to smooth, flat surfaces so you can use it without holding it. |
| Harness compatible |
The base fits a strap-on harness for use with a partner. |
| Average size |
5.5 inches insertable and 1.5 inches wide, a moderate fit for most users. |
Specifications
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Length: 7 in
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Insertable length: 5.5 in
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Width: 1.5 in
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Material: TPE
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Base: Suction cup, harness compatible
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Color: Mocha
How to use
Wash the dildo with warm water and mild soap before first use and dry it. Apply a water-based lubricant to the shaft and to yourself. For hands-free use, wipe the suction cup and a smooth, flat surface such as tile or glass so both are clean, press the base down firmly and check that it holds before you put weight on it. For strap-on use, pass the shaft through the ring of your harness so the base sits behind it, then tighten the straps. Start slowly and add more lubricant whenever it starts to drag.
Care
- Use water-based lubricant only.
- Wash with warm water and mild soap after every use, including under the foreskin detail.
- Dry it fully before you put it away.
- Store it on its own, away from other toys, heat and direct sunlight.
- Do not boil it or put it in a dishwasher.
More on materials in our material safety guide.
Frequently asked questions
How big is Derek the Bartender?
It is 7 inches long overall, with 5.5 inches that can be inserted, and 1.5 inches wide. That is an average size, neither slim nor thick, so it works for many first-time buyers as well as regular users.
Does the suction cup hold on any surface?
It holds on smooth, flat, non-porous surfaces such as tile, glass or a sealed floor. It will not grip rough, textured or dusty surfaces. Clean and dry both the cup and the surface first for a firmer hold.
Can I use it in a strap-on harness?
Yes. The maker lists it as harness compatible. Feed the shaft through the ring of the harness so the base sits flat behind it. Check that your harness ring suits a shaft about 1.5 inches wide.
Which lubricant should I use?
Use a water-based lubricant. The toy is made from a soft realistic material, and oil or silicone lubricants can damage this kind of surface over time. Water-based lubricant also rinses off easily.
What does uncut mean on this dildo?
The shaft is sculpted with a foreskin, so it looks like an uncircumcised penis. It is a visual and textural detail. The size and the way you use the dildo are the same as any other realistic model.
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For adult use only. Read the instruction manual before first use. Specifications are the manufacturer's.
