Why pick a vibrating dildo over a standard one? A standard dildo gives fullness and movement. A vibrating dildo adds a motor inside the shaft, so you also feel a steady hum through the whole length. That can make slow, deep use more intense and helps if thrusting alone is not enough. With a remote, you change the strength without reaching for the base, which matters when the dildo is stuck to a surface or worn in a harness. The Goalie can also be used with the vibration off, as a regular realistic dildo.
Loverboy The Goalie: a realistic dildo that vibrates
The Goalie is the vibrating model in the Loverboy line. It is an 8 inch realistic dildo with 6.25 inches insertable and a width of 1.75 inches. A vibrator inside the shaft is adjusted with a remote control, and the maker describes the vibrations as powerful. It takes 2 AA batteries, which are not included.
The suction cup base sticks to any smooth, flat surface for hands-free riding, and it is harness compatible for strap-on use. The body is non-porous PVC with no phthalates, paraffin, latex or synthetic fragrance. You can also leave the vibration off and use it as a standard dildo.
Best for: For people who like the look and fullness of a realistic dildo but want vibration as well. The remote makes it practical for hands-free use on the suction cup and for couples, since either partner can adjust the strength during strap-on play.
At a glance: 8 in length · Remote-controlled vibration · Suction cup base · Harness compatible · 2 AA batteries
Key features
| Remote-controlled vibration |
Adjust the strength of the vibration from the remote instead of the base. |
| Powerful motor |
The maker describes the vibrations as powerful. |
| Realistic shape |
A lifelike shaft, 8 inches long and 1.75 inches wide. |
| Suction cup base |
Sticks to smooth, flat surfaces so you can ride it hands-free. |
| Harness compatible |
Works as a vibrating strap-on with a suitable harness. |
| Non-porous PVC |
No phthalates, paraffin, latex or synthetic fragrance. |
Specifications
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Length: 8 in
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Insertable length: 6.25 in
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Width: 1.75 in
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Material: PVC
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Color: Vanilla
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Control: Adjustable remote control
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Power: 2 AA batteries, not included
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Base: Suction cup, harness compatible
How to use
Insert 2 AA batteries into the battery compartment as marked. Wash the dildo, keeping water away from the remote, and dry it. Mount the suction cup on a clean, smooth, flat surface, or hold the dildo by the base. Apply water-based lubricant to the shaft. Insert it with the vibration off or on low, then use the remote to raise the strength once you are comfortable. In a harness, route the remote so the wearer or the partner can reach it easily. Switch the vibration off before removing the dildo.
Care
- Use water-based lubricant; avoid oil-based products, which can break down PVC.
- Wash the shaft with warm water and mild soap after use. Keep the remote and battery compartment dry.
- Never boil it or put it in a dishwasher, because it contains a motor.
- Remove the batteries before storing it for any length of time.
- Store it on its own, as PVC can react with toys made of other materials.
More on materials in our material safety guide.
Frequently asked questions
How does the vibration work?
A vibrator is built into the shaft and is adjusted with a remote control. The description calls it adjustable, and the distributor classes it as multi-speed. The exact number of speeds is not stated. Two AA batteries power it.
Are batteries included?
No. The Goalie requires 2 AA batteries and they are not included, so have a pair ready. Take them out if you will not use the dildo for a while, which protects the contacts.
What size is The Goalie?
The distributor lists 8 inches in length, 6.25 inches insertable and 1.75 inches in width. The older store listing rounded these to 6 insertable inches and almost 2 inches thick. We use the distributor's more precise figures.
Is it waterproof?
Neither source says so, and it has a battery-powered remote, so we do not describe it as waterproof. Keep it out of the bath and shower. Wash the shaft by hand and keep the remote dry.
How is it different from The Matador?
The two share the same listed size, PVC body, suction cup and harness fit. The difference is the motor. The Goalie vibrates and comes with a remote control. The Matador has no motor and needs no batteries.
Put The Goalie in play
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For adult use only. Read the instruction manual before first use. Specifications are the manufacturer's.
