What is Macaweenie and Cheese? It is a boxed pasta and cheese dinner with one change: the pasta pieces are shaped like small penises instead of elbows. The box holds 6.25 oz and comes with cheese, so it is cooked and served like the boxed macaroni most people grew up with. It turns up at bachelorette brunches, in care packages for college friends and as a gag gift for a housewarming. Cooking directions, ingredients and allergens are on the box.
Macaweenie and Cheese: comfort food with a dirty joke
Macaweenie and Cheese from Hott Products is a novelty food gift. Inside the 6.25 oz box is penis shaped pasta with cheese, made to be cooked like any boxed macaroni and cheese. The distributor says the cheese is real Kraft cheese. It is a practical joke you can eat, and it works as a late breakfast for a bachelorette weekend or a wrapped gag gift.
Best for: For bachelorette weekends, adult birthday gifts, white elephant exchanges and anyone who likes a joke at dinner. It is food, so check the box for wheat, milk and other allergens before serving it to guests.
At a glance: Penis shaped pasta · With cheese · 6.25 oz box
Key features
| Penis shaped pasta |
Small pasta pieces in a novelty shape that shows up clearly in the bowl. |
| Cheese included |
Comes with cheese, listed by the distributor as real Kraft cheese. |
| 6.25 oz box |
One box of pasta and cheese, sized like a regular boxed dinner. |
Specifications
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Type: Novelty pasta with cheese
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Net weight: 6.25 oz
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Pasta shape: Penis
In the box
- Penis shaped pasta
- Cheese
How to use
Follow the cooking directions printed on the box. In general, boxed pasta is boiled until tender, drained and mixed with the cheese, but the box gives the exact amounts and times. Serve it in a bowl where the shapes can be seen. Read the ingredient and allergen panel before serving.
Care
- Store the unopened box in a cool, dry cupboard.
- Check the date mark on the box before cooking.
- Read the box for ingredients and allergens.
- Refrigerate cooked leftovers and eat them promptly.
More on materials in our material safety guide.
Frequently asked questions
Is it real food?
Yes. It is pasta with cheese in a 6.25 oz box, meant to be cooked and eaten. The only novelty is the penis shape of the pasta. Cooking directions and ingredients are printed on the box.
How many people does a box feed?
The listing does not give a serving count. The box holds 6.25 oz, which is similar to a small boxed pasta dinner. For a group brunch, plan on more than one box.
Does it contain allergens?
The distributor does not publish the ingredient list. Pasta and cheese normally mean wheat and milk, but the box is the only reliable source. Read the allergen panel before you cook it for anyone else.
Put it on the menu
Add the Macaweenie and Cheese Penis Shaped Pasta to your cart for plain packaging, privacy-safe billing and a mystery gift in every order.
For adult use only. Read the instruction manual before first use. Specifications are the manufacturer's.
