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Roger hits harder than launch day of WoW: The Burning Crusade—minus the laggy queue times. Hand-poured in platinum silicone, this big, beefy, girthy slab serves thick, sprawling veins, a swollen mushroom head, and balls that anchor a super-strong suction base. Firm yet flexible, optional cum tube for messy finales, and tuned to find your G-spot or P-spot like it’s raid night through your Dark Portals.
| Material | Hand-poured, platinum-cured silicone |
| Texture | Thick, engorged veins; exaggerated mushroom glans; smooth finish between ridges |
| Base | Super-strong suction cup; balls provide grip and harness stability |
| Firmness / Customization | Soft, Medium, or Hard pours; optional cum tube |
| Safety | Body-safe, non-porous, hypoallergenic, phthalate-free |
| Total Length | 7.87 in (20 cm) |
| Insertable Length | 6.50 in (16.5 cm) |
| Head Diameter | 1.57 in (4 cm) |
| Head Circumference | 4.96 in (12.6 cm) |
| Median Diameter | 1.57 in (4 cm) |
| Median Circumference | 4.96 in (12.6 cm) |
| Base Diameter | 1.69 in (4.3 cm) |
| Base Circumference | 5.31 in (13.5 cm) |
Q1: Is Roger beginner-friendly?
A: The length is approachable; the girth and veins deliver a fuller stretch. Start with plenty of water-based lube.
Q2: Can I choose firmness and add a cum tube?
A: Yes—pick Soft, Medium, or Hard pours. The cum tube is optional for fluid play.
Q3: Does Roger work with a harness?
A: Yes—pairs with most O-ring harnesses that fit flared-base toys with balls. Choose an O-ring sized to accommodate the base thickness (~1.75–2.0 in opening recommended).
Q4: How strong is the suction cup?
A: Super-strong on smooth, non-porous surfaces (tile, glass, sealed wood). Press firmly to lock in.
Q5: Where do you ship and how is it billed?
A: Discreet, confidential billing, and shipping across the U.S., Canada, and internationally.
Ready to ride? Snag the Roger Custom Realistic Dildo at The Dildo Hub with always-discreet shipping, confidential billing, and a few naughty surprise goodies tucked inside every box.
We offer Free Economy Shipping on all U.S. orders over $139.
Shipping is calculated at checkout before payment is processed. All shipping rates are flat-rate and will not change based on the weight or size of your order. TheDildoHub covers any additional shipping costs; you will never be charged more than the advertised rate.
| Method | Transit Time | Price | Typical Services Used |
|---|---|---|---|
| Free Economy | 5–7 Business Days | Free (>$139) | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground Economy, UPS SurePost, OnTrac Ground |
| Economy Shipping | 5–7 Business Days | $10.95 | USPS Ground Advantage, FedEx Ground, UPS Ground, OnTrac Standard |
| Standard Shipping | 3–5 Business Days | $24.95 | USPS Priority Mail, UPS Ground, FedEx Home Delivery, OnTrac Express |
| Priority 3-Day | 3 Business Days | $31.95 | FedEx Express Saver, UPS 3 Day Select, USPS Priority Mail Express |
We use USPS, FedEx, UPS, OnTrac, and occasionally DHL eCommerce to provide reliable nationwide shipping based on your region and selected service.
No carrier can truly guarantee it in practice; even express services are only guaranteed on paper and remain subject to delays. This avoids confusion and frustration for everyone.
Our global carriers include USPS, UPS, FedEx, and DHL depending on the destination and shipping tier.
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If an item is on backorder, we’ll notify you by email. Backordered items ship as soon as available at no extra shipping charge. For updates or cancellations, contact support@thedildohub.com with your order number.
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However, we proudly stand behind every product we ship. If your item arrives defective, damaged, or not working as intended, we offer a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee; we’ll replace it immediately, no questions asked.
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