What makes a dildo feel realistic? Three things: shape, surface and give. Soccer Sam is molded with the parts you would expect, including a defined head with a corona, veins running down the shaft and slightly wrinkled balls. The PVC surface is smooth and matte, which feels closer to skin than a glossy finish once lubricant is added. And the shaft is firm with some flex, so it holds a natural upright shape but bends as you move instead of staying rigid.
Soccer Sam: a realistic dildo with a long veiny shaft
Soccer Sam belongs to Jock's team of sports-themed realistic dildos. It has a lifelike head, a long shaft marked with veins and sculpted balls at the base, all in a medium skin tone. The distributor's measurements are 6.9 inches overall, 4.8 inches insertable and 1.5 inches at the widest insertable point. It is made of PVC with a smooth, matte texture.
A strong suction cup base lets you mount it on a flat surface and use it hands-free. It can also be fitted to a compatible strap-on harness. The shaft is firm but flexible, so it bends and twists with your movement.
Best for: For shoppers after a medium-tone realistic dildo in an approachable size. It is a practical all-rounder for solo play on the suction cup, for handheld use and for couples who want a harness-ready dildo to share.
At a glance: 6.9 in overall · 4.8 in insertable · 1.5 in wide · Suction cup base · Harness compatible
Key features
| Lifelike sculpt |
Head, corona, veins and wrinkled balls are molded for a realistic appearance. |
| Long veiny shaft |
Veins along the shaft give gentle texture during use. |
| Hands-free base |
The strong suction cup sticks to flat surfaces. |
| Works with a harness |
Combine it with a compatible strap-on harness for partner play. |
| Firm with flex |
Bends and twists with the body while keeping its shape. |
Specifications
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Overall length: 6.9 in
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Insertable length: 4.8 in
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Widest insertable diameter: 1.5 in
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Material: PVC
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Color: Medium
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Base: Suction cup
How to use
Give the dildo a wash before first use. To go hands-free, wipe a flat surface clean and push the suction cup down firmly. A wall works well for positions from behind, and the floor works for riding. Coat the shaft in water-based lubricant, then lower onto it gradually. The flexible shaft lets you lean and change angle without it coming loose. If you are using a harness, seat the base behind the ring and adjust the straps so the dildo does not wobble. Release the suction cup by lifting its edge.
Care
- Use water-based lubricant only.
- Wash with mild soap and warm water, then rinse thoroughly.
- Spray with toy cleaner after washing and let it air dry.
- Do not leave it in direct sunlight. Store it somewhere cool and dark.
- Store it on its own, not pressed against other toys.
More on materials in our material safety guide.
Frequently asked questions
Is Soccer Sam really 7 inches?
The name says 7 inches, and the distributor's measurement is 6.9 inches overall. The insertable length is 4.8 inches and the widest insertable diameter is 1.5 inches. The remaining length is the balls and the suction cup base.
How does Sam compare with Baseball Brian?
Both are medium-tone PVC dildos that are 1.5 inches wide. Sam is 6.9 inches overall with 4.8 insertable inches. Brian is 7 inches overall with 5 insertable inches and has a bigger head. The base and material are the same.
Will the suction cup stay on in use?
The distributor calls it a strong suction cup that sticks to any flat surface. It holds well on clean, smooth, non-porous surfaces. Press it down firmly and check the grip before you put weight on it.
Can two people use it?
Yes. It is harness compatible, so one partner can wear it in a compatible strap-on harness. The harness is not supplied with the dildo. It can also simply be held by the balls and used by hand on a partner.
How should I store it?
The distributor says to keep it out of direct sunlight and store it in a cool, dark place. Make sure it is clean and dry first. Keeping it apart from other toys helps protect the PVC surface.
Bring Sam off the bench
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For adult use only. Read the instruction manual before first use. Specifications are the manufacturer's.
