Who would you give a Suck A Bag of Dicks gift bag to? Someone who will laugh at it. The message on the bag is the punchline, so it suits close friends, coworkers you know well and anyone with a playful, thick-skinned sense of humor. It works for birthdays, leaving presents, breakup care packages and white elephant swaps. What goes inside is up to you: a real present softens the insult, and a bag of penis-shaped candy completes it. It is not one for a formal occasion or a relative who is easily offended.
Suck A Bag gift bag: an insult with handles
The Suck A Bag Gift Bag carries the phrase Suck a Bag of Dicks, which makes it a gag gift before anything has been put inside. The body is card stock, described by the maker as high quality, and the handles are sturdy woven cord. It arrives flat in a pack of roughly 11 by 8 inches. Use it in place of wrapping paper for a present, a prank or a party prize.
Best for: For gag gifts between friends who trade insults for fun, and for adult parties where a plain gift bag would look out of place. Put a present or a joke inside, then hand it over and wait for the reaction.
At a glance: Card stock · Woven handles · Gag gift bag
Key features
| Card stock body |
Stiff card stock keeps its shape once the bag is opened out. |
| Sturdy woven handles |
Woven handles let you carry the bag without creasing it. |
| Printed message |
The slogan does the work of a card, so nothing else is needed. |
Specifications
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Material: Card stock
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Handles: Woven
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Package dimensions: 11 in x 8 in x 0.5 in
How to use
Unfold the bag and square off the base so it stands up. Put the gift inside and cover it with tissue paper if you want a surprise. Carry it by the handles. For the full effect, hand it over with a straight face and let the recipient read the front before they look inside.
Care
- Keep it dry; card stock warps and stains when wet.
- Store it flat until you are ready to fill it.
- Do not overload it with heavy bottles or boxes.
- The bag can be reused if it is folded along its original creases.
More on materials in our material safety guide.
Frequently asked questions
Does the bag come with anything inside?
No. It is an empty gift bag. The name is the joke printed on it, not a description of the contents. Add your own present, candy or party favors before you give it.
How large is it?
The bag's own dimensions are not listed. The pack measures about 11 inches by 8 inches and half an inch thick, so expect a medium gift bag that takes a small boxed item or a few loose favors.
Is it strong enough to carry a gift?
The maker describes the card stock as high quality and the woven handles as sturdy. It is still a paper gift bag, so it suits light and medium presents. Support the base with a hand if you put a bottle in it.
Give it with a grin
Add the Suck A Bag of Dicks Gift Bag to your cart for plain packaging, privacy-safe billing and a mystery gift in every order.
For adult use only. Read the instruction manual before first use. Specifications are the manufacturer's.
