Swimming Simon Realistic Dildo with Balls and Suction Cup

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Oil-based lubeCan damage the toy

How big is it?

The drawing shows the type of toy, not this exact product. Measurements are the maker's and can vary slightly.

Care and tips for this toy

PVC

Clean

  1. 1Wash the surface with mild soap and warm water after every use.
  2. 2Dry it thoroughly.
  3. 3It is highly porous and cannot be sterilised.

Dry and store

  1. 1Store it dry, on its own, in a breathable pouch.
  2. 2Keep it cool and dry, out of direct sunlight.
  3. 3Check it for stickiness or a lingering smell before each use.

Avoid

  1. Boiling and bleach.
  2. Using it without a condom for anal play or when sharing.
  3. Keeping it once it turns sticky. Expect 3 to 6 months of regular use.

For a strong suction hold

Use a smooth, non-porous surface such as glass, a mirror or glossy tile. Clean and dry it, press out the air, then tug to test. It holds better after a shower than during one.

Read the full guide

Does a slimmer dildo still feel good? Yes, and for many people it feels better. Girth is what makes a dildo hard to take, so a slimmer shaft goes in more easily and lets you focus on depth and movement. Swimming Simon is 1.4 inches across at its widest, a little narrower than the other Jock sports dildos, with 5 insertable inches. The texture does the rest: a large head, a ridge running along the shaft and raised veins all add sensation without adding width.

Swimming Simon: lean, long and ridged

Swimming Simon is the lean member of Jock's sports range. It is 6.9 inches long overall, has 5 insertable inches and measures 1.4 inches at its widest insertable point. The shape includes a large head, a ridge along the shaft, veins and sculpted balls at the base. It is molded in PVC in a light skin tone, with a smooth, matte surface.

The dildo is realistic, flexible and firm, so it keeps its shape while bending with your body. Its strong suction cup base holds to flat surfaces for hands-free use, and it can be paired with a compatible strap-on harness for play with a partner.

Best for: For beginners and for anyone who prefers length over width. The 1.4 inch diameter is easy to take, while the head and ridge keep it interesting. It works on the suction cup, in the hand or in a harness with a partner.

At a glance: 6.9 in overall · 5 in insertable · 1.4 in wide · Ridged, veined shaft · Suction cup base

Key features

Slim 1.4 inch shaft A narrower width makes entry easier and comfortable for longer sessions.
Large head The head is larger than the shaft, so you feel it clearly on each stroke.
Ridge and veins A ridge runs along the shaft beside raised veins for extra texture.
Suction cup base Mounts on flat surfaces for hands-free riding.
Harness compatible Fits a compatible strap-on harness for couple's play.
Firm and flexible Keeps its form but bends and twists as you change position.

Specifications

  • Overall length: 6.9 in
  • Insertable length: 5 in
  • Widest insertable diameter: 1.4 in
  • Material: PVC
  • Color: Light
  • Base: Suction cup

How to use

Wash the dildo first. Put water-based lubricant on the head and along the ridge of the shaft. For hands-free use, stick the suction cup to a flat, clean surface and press until it grips. Lower yourself onto the head, then slide down as far as feels right, up to 5 inches. Try turning the dildo so the ridge faces a different direction and see which you prefer. For handheld use, grip it at the balls. To use it with a partner, mount it in a compatible harness. Lift the suction cup edge to release it.

Care

  • Use only water-based lubricant.
  • Wash with warm water and mild soap, taking care to clean along the ridge and veins.
  • Rinse, spray with toy cleaner and leave it to dry.
  • Keep it out of direct sunlight and store it in a cool, dark place.
  • Store it separately so it does not rest against other toys.

More on materials in our material safety guide.

Frequently asked questions

How does Swimming Simon differ from the other Jock sports dildos?

Simon is the slimmest, at 1.4 inches wide where the others are 1.5 inches. It shares the 5 inch insertable length with Baseball Brian. It also has a ridge along the shaft and a large head. It comes in a light tone.

Is it 7 inches long?

The product name says 7 inches. The distributor's measurement is 6.9 inches overall, with 5 inches insertable and a widest insertable diameter of 1.4 inches. The balls and suction cup base make up the non-insertable part.

Is it a good first dildo?

Yes. A 1.4 inch diameter is on the modest side, and the flexible shaft is forgiving. The suction cup lets you set the pace and depth yourself. Use plenty of water-based lubricant and start slowly.

What is the ridge for?

The ridge runs along the shaft and adds a line of firmer pressure as the dildo moves. Together with the veins and the large head, it gives the slim shaft more texture. Rotate the dildo to change where the ridge presses.

Can I use it in the shower?

The distributor gives no guidance on shower use, so none is claimed here. The dildo has no motor or electronics, and it is washed with warm water and mild soap. Dry it afterward and store it in a cool, dark place.

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For adult use only. Read the instruction manual before first use. Specifications are the manufacturer's.

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