How do truck nuts attach to a vehicle? They hang. You tie or fasten them under the rear bumper or to the trailer hitch using chain, rope or zip ties, none of which come with the product. Pick a fixing that will not work loose with road vibration, and check it from time to time. Make sure they do not cover the license plate, lights or sensors. Rules on vehicle decorations differ from place to place, so check what is allowed where you drive.
Big Ballers Truck Nuts: a classic gag for the hitch
Big Ballers Truck Nuts are a plastic novelty in the shape of a pair of testicles, made to dangle from the back of a truck or car. They measure 7.5 inches long, 4.3 inches wide and 2.2 inches high. Three finishes are sold: black, light, and the silver version the distributor calls Cyber Nuts. They can also be hung anywhere else you think needs a set.
Best for: For gag gifts: bachelor parties, birthdays, White Elephant exchanges, or a surprise for a friend with a truck and a sense of humor. This is the standard size. A larger set is sold separately for anyone who wants a bigger statement.
At a glance: 7.5 in long · Plastic · 3 colors · Gag gift
Key features
| Hangs from the hitch |
Attaches under the rear bumper or trailer hitch with chain, rope or zip ties, not included. |
| Three finishes |
Black, light, or silver Cyber Nuts. |
| Plastic build |
A simple plastic novelty measuring 7.5 by 4.3 by 2.2 inches. |
| Gift ready |
An easy laugh at a bachelor party or gift exchange. |
Specifications
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Length: 7.5 in
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Width: 4.3 in
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Height: 2.2 in
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Material: Plastic
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Colors: Black, Light, Silver (Cyber Nuts)
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Colors: Black, Light, Cyber
How to use
Choose a spot under the rear bumper or on the trailer hitch where the nuts can hang freely. Fasten them with chain, rope or zip ties, which you supply yourself. Make sure they clear the exhaust and do not block the plate or lights. Tug to test the fixing, and check it again after the first few drives.
Care
- Wash with soapy water and a cloth when they get dirty.
- Keep them clear of the hot exhaust pipe.
- Check the chain, rope or ties regularly for wear.
- Take them off before an automatic car wash.
More on materials in our material safety guide.
Frequently asked questions
What comes with them for mounting?
Nothing. The distributor states that chains, rope and zip ties are not included. Any of those will do the job; use something strong enough to cope with road vibration and weather.
What is the difference between Truck Nuts and Cyber Nuts?
Only the color. Truck Nuts come in black or light. Cyber Nuts are the same item in silver. All three share the same plastic build and the same 7.5 by 4.3 by 2.2 inch size.
How do these compare with the Large Truck Nuts?
These are the standard size at 7.5 inches long. The large set measures 10.7 inches long, 6.3 inches wide and 3.7 inches high, and the distributor describes it as heavier and more wrinkled.
Pick your pair
Add the Big Ballers Truck Nuts Novelty Hitch Decoration to your cart for plain packaging, privacy-safe billing and a mystery gift in every order.
For adult use only. Read the instruction manual before first use. Specifications are the manufacturer's.
